• You get hard, you lose
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[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE] [img]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3523/applausebf4.gif[/img]
Luckly I fapped before I found this page....
I just got my last fap for the year in before I came in here. Not a twitch!
Damn Keyra...
Nope, nothing so far. Once the gears are spinning again, we'll sure get boners and hot content soon.
You'll definetly loose at this one. [img]http://fc76.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/043/5/7/Nun_the_less_by_Lochai.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE] fuck off!
I haven't been able to get an errection by simply looking at sexy things since I was 14, so I guess I won something.
[QUOTE=Gurant]I haven't been able to get an errection by simply looking at sexy things since I was 14, so I guess I won something.[/QUOTE] Look at unsexy things. Problem solved.
Winning
Not a twitch. Hopefully we'll get some anime up in this. Maybe even a bit of furry?
For those of you about to lose, I got s'more of that boner killing stuff. [img]http://www.filecram.com/files/612what.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.filecram.com/files/EYESBURNT.jpg[/img] This one's pretty Lol-ey :v: [img]http://www.filecram.com/files/740lulz.jpg[/img] There. I've saved you from loosing. (If it didn't work then there is something wrong. Consult your doctor now.)
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE] Saw that before I even read the story. I'll give you credit for the creative attempt though.
Haven't lost yet due to the boner killing furry pics.
I lost but then unlost. Damn Mass Effect :argh:
I am proud to say I've never lost to this thread, and very, very sad to say I will never have to worry about losing again. [QUOTE=salty peanut][img]http://www.filecram.com/files/EYESBURNT.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [B][U]THERE IS NO GOD.[/U][/B]
[B][U]I'M STILL FUCKING WINNING[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=da bloop]Hehehe, penis.[/QUOTE] Heh heh, diarrhea.
I'm winning!
[QUOTE=salty peanut]For those of you about to lose, I got s'more of that boner killing stuff. [img]http://www.filecram.com/files/612what.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.filecram.com/files/EYESBURNT.jpg[/img] This one's pretty Lol-ey :v: [img]http://www.filecram.com/files/740lulz.jpg[/img] There. I've saved you from loosing. (If it didn't work then there is something wrong. Consult your doctor now.)[/QUOTE] I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT THE NEXT PERSON TO POST THIS SHIT WILL DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE IN THE NIGHT. POST MORE OF IT. POST MORE. I DARE YOU; HELL I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. POST ONE MORE GODDAMN PICTURE OF THIS SHIT... FOR FUCKS SAKE...
cool down bro [b]Edit:[/b] also, you just quoted the whole post, hypocrite.
You have NO FUCKING IDEA how pissed off I get when I see that damn furry or anime shit get posted. Jesus, who faps to it anyway? Fourteen year old kids yeah, but... goddammit. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=TEH LOZSER]cool down bro [b]Edit:[/b] also, you just quoted the whole post, hypocrite.[/QUOTE] QUOTING is not POSTING it. As proof, I give you this: [IMG]http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/209bq7as4.jpg[/IMG]
You will all lose. Kneel before me you horny mutts. [img]http://www.filecram.com/files/MariaOzawaDoubleTeam.gif[/img]
A CHALLENGER APPEARS [IMG]http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/Lucy5.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/Lucy6.jpg[/IMG]
Only a slight swelling, not full hard.
[QUOTE=LetterOpener]I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT THE NEXT PERSON TO POST THIS SHIT WILL DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE IN THE NIGHT. POST MORE OF IT. POST MORE. I DARE YOU; HELL I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. POST ONE MORE GODDAMN PICTURE OF THIS SHIT... FOR FUCKS SAKE...[/QUOTE] Glad I could help :sax:
[QUOTE=LetterOpener]You have NO FUCKING IDEA how pissed off I get when I see that damn furry or anime shit get posted. Jesus, who faps to it anyway? Fourteen year old kids yeah, but... goddammit. [b]Edit:[/b] QUOTING is not POSTING it. As proof, I give you this: [IMG]http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/209bq7as4.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Who is that anyway?
Still winning...
[QUOTE=Acolyt3]Who is that anyway?[/QUOTE] Sandra Shine [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=LetterOpener]A CHALLENGER APPEARS [IMG]http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/Lucy5.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/Lucy6.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] yum, lucy pinder
I'm winning.
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