[QUOTE=CapDeadNinja]I'm winning.[/QUOTE]
Have fun with your erectile dysfunction.
I have erection
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.
Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.
Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.
The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.
Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE]
why man
[QUOTE=ToxicJoy]Have fun with your erectile dysfunction.[/QUOTE]
Already having fun thank you very much.
you guys suck at this.
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Meh, this is easy without lolicon.
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.
Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.
Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.
The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.
Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE]
Wasn't that on a different thread, and yes i just lost the game as well...
[QUOTE=LetterOpener]I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT THE NEXT PERSON TO POST THIS SHIT WILL DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE IN THE NIGHT. POST MORE OF IT. POST MORE. I DARE YOU; HELL I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. POST ONE MORE GODDAMN PICTURE OF THIS SHIT...
FOR FUCKS SAKE...[/QUOTE]
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I lost to the first post.
my penis is as hard as a flagpole
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
YOU FUCKED UP BASTARDS
Lucy Pinder. hell yea
fuck I lost
Still winning.
[QUOTE=CheddarSex]fuck I lost[/QUOTE]
HOLY SHIT
Your smartness! It matches your avatar!
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]*pure vision-rape in image form*[/QUOTE]
:geno:
:uhoh:
:vomit:
:v:
:vomit:
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU][img]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2043/1228199452narsekroganmyfn3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[B][U]I WILL ABIDE THIS HERESY NO MORE.[/U][/B]
Don't post another Goddamned picture. Up until now, I've been polite. If you post anything else -- picture one -- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
[QUOTE=wulfe8857]Still winning.
HOLY SHIT
Your smartness! It matches your avatar![/QUOTE]
:monocle:
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[B]what the fuck is that shit[/B]
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[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU][img]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2043/1228199452narsekroganmyfn3.jpg[/img]
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damn, lost. ;_;
[QUOTE=Frank_West]Punishment for you liars, and something to make gay people lose.
[img]http://www.frictionradio.co.uk/custom/daniel-radcliffe-fully-nude-penis-thumb.bmp[/img][/QUOTE]
what the hell is that harry potter
[url]http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html[/url]
I warn you, may disturb some.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1][B][U]I WILL ABIDE THIS HERESY NO MORE.[/U][/B]
Don't post another Goddamned picture. Up until now, I've been polite. If you post anything else -- picture one -- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.[/QUOTE]
Dude!
What the hell man?
You made me lose.
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple lose,
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god this site is fucked up. you guys are all fuckin losers
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Resistance is futile.
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[QUOTE=TEH LOZSER]I'm winning![/QUOTE]
Am I the only one who caught the irony of this mans post?
My balls jumped back into my body at the sight of all the twisted shit.
Didn't even think about getting a hard on. You guys suck.
I still haven't lost, this isn't a very hard game to win.
[QUOTE=Wolverader][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2334/billkaulitz17xl7.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Resistance is futile.
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Am I the only one who caught the irony of this mans post?[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I already know that's Bill Kaulitz.
Deserves 2 repost's
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PS.i lost
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