[QUOTE=Rad McCool;17963765]Enough with the weed bashing! It's his choice, let him be!
But yeah, like Pajama Sam said, if you must pee supervised then just work out alot and drink lots of water to try to get it out of your system quicker. If not, getting a friend's piss is a good idea.
There are fake penises with bladders which you can fill with whatever you want. But since time's a factor I wouldn't try getting my hands on one of those.[/QUOTE]
Yeah man I made my own contraption it is like a thick plastic tube that is penis size and doesn't slide down my pants and has a small opening and I can use it quite easily aslong as he's not looking at my dick while I pee which I very much doubt.
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[quote=haloguy234;17963936]that's just making you look even worse. You're explicitly told when these drug tests are going to occur and insist on doing drugs regardless.[/quote]
ive just fucking told you it came up at random not like usual ffs
[QUOTE=skifer;17963951]Yeah man I made my own contraption it is like a thick plastic tube that is penis size and doesn't slide down my pants and has a small opening and I can use it quite easily aslong as he's not looking at my dick while I pee which I very much doubt.
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If you have that, why the fuck did you come here?
[QUOTE=Warriorx4;17963981]If you have that, why the fuck did you come here?[/QUOTE]
I just made it when the guy gave me the idea of the ziplock.
I don't understand why people who do sports and smoke weed don't see something like this coming.
Even if it is random, you had to expect one at some point. :|
It's either weed or sports, bro. Not both.
[QUOTE=skifer;17963951]Yeah man I made my own contraption it is like a thick plastic tube that is penis size and doesn't slide down my pants and has a small opening and I can use it quite easily aslong as he's not looking at my dick while I pee which I very much doubt.
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ive just fucking told you it came up at random not like usual ffs[/QUOTE]
Now you're just confusing me. First you told me this drug test came up at random. Then you told me they told you. Now you're saying it's a random drug test again.
Get your story straight.
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Even if it is random, you had to expect one at some point. :|
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Thisssssssssss.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;17964003]Now you're just confusing me. First you told me this drug test came up at random. Then you told me they told you. Now you're saying it's a random drug test again.
Get your story straight.[/QUOTE]
Basically they told me today its on Monday so it was short notice. Which I thought was random because they never told us anything about it until today.
Hair of the dog.
[QUOTE=skifer;17964068]Basically they told me today its on Monday so it was short notice. Which I thought was random because they never told us anything about it until today.[/QUOTE]
Ah. Much clearer. :v:
I understand that doing weed is fucking awesome, but there's a point where you have to limit yourself. I'm not calling you an idiot for doing weed, but I am calling you an idiot for doing weed when you're in a sport. It's been said before and it will be said again. Most (if not all) sport teams and employers will either tell you when the drug tests happen, or perform them on a random date. Having said that, it's a stupid decision to do drugs. If you know when the tests are going to happen, that's one thing. But this dilemma is a prime example that backs up many arguments here. They told you, but it was random. Meaning, it's a random drug test.
Sorry for taking a shit on your thread. :s
Really the only advice I can offer is what has been said already. Drink plenty of fluids and do a lot of exercising. It will get all of that out of your system faster than waiting.
It's really depends on what kind of medical you're going in for. If by "medical" you mean a sports physical then I'm not even sure they will check for drugs. I got blasted of my ass from a grav bong and got a suprise physical the morning after. Results came back almost fine. Just a little protein they were worried about. Not entirely sure if this is from the weed or because I enver drink any water. Took another piss test maybe 2 weeks later and everything came back perfect.
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Oh yeah but if they check for it you're fucked :fuckyou:
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Also ADTR :rock:
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I don't see how smoking weed would matter.
They should only test for steroids and amphetamines really.
But.. you should probably get someone else to piss in something you can bring with you to the drug test.
Take a lot of Niacin and green tea, it should clean you up in a day or two. The problem with drinking a lot of water is that it dilutes your creatine levels and that makes it obvious for the docs that you're hiding something.
Is this just a physical? If it is don't even worry cause I had one done with morphine and thc in my system from the previous night, they drew blood and they didn't say anything.
BRING ME THE HORIZON, AUGUST BURNS RED, and A DAY TO REMEMBER. that's shit mang i would totally go, but i can't :(
I don't see why they'd bitch about THC, this is in no way something to help you perform better, you can't cheat with weed. Anyway, if you still want to do drugs and do sports, try hard drugs, they have shorter detection time.
[QUOTE=skifer;17962912]Hey guys I smoked weed a day ago and my friends are picking up £80 quids worth of weed for a hardcore weekend of going to Manchester to see bring me the horizon,a day to remember and august burns red. Then the next day a party so effectively I'm gonna be stoned off my tits for the next two days.
I'm also a boxer too, yeah I know boxing + weed = wtf. A lot of professional boxers openly confess to doing it anyway. Here is the thing I need to do the medical no matter what and skipping it is out of the question and even if I do or don't do weed this weekend they are gonna catch me with a piss test. So yeah am i fucked or are there and bright people here who can help me at least make a good excuse or way around this?.[/QUOTE]
oh my god that sounds like an epic fucking concert. smoke all the weed you fucking can bro
I had a piss test yesterday, I was thinking " shit, shit, shit" the whole time, but they never said anything about detecting anything :) I guess I'm just a lucky bastard.
You can beat the test with 2 days...just chug lots of water and look at the threads on grass city. Niacin pills. Work wonders. As well as other things. [url]www.grasscity.com[/url] go to the forums there's many ways to pass a test with little notice.
Stop listening to horrible music and you might stop being so stupid.
[QUOTE=User-Maat-Re;17970555]Stop listening to horrible music and you might stop being so stupid.[/QUOTE]
HARRRR DE HARRR
But yeah I've got my friend to piss for me because he says we all goto the toilet and piss there and if I'm being watched I'm just going to take the risk because like someone said its not something that is gonna make me super good at boxing by drug use.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;17962947]Don't do weed.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pascall;17963152]Answer to all of your problems.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ermandfa;17963333]stop doing drugs mr cool boxer man.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=UberDave;17963387]How about not smoking weed anymore you stupid idiot.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;17963493]Dont smoke weed dumbass. Its bad anyway.
And i dunno. your fucked probley.
Good Day.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me what the fuck is going on here
DD has been shat on by the rest of Facepunch.
Confidentiality agreement, the doctors can't tell anyone but you.
I am seeing BMTH on sunday at Camden =D
[QUOTE=Dan The Man;17975057]DD has been shat on by the rest of Facepunch.[/QUOTE]It was in Fast threads, then was moved here.
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