3 Word story v.2 "I swear its not about gay dicks this time"
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In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot
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In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger in soviet russia
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly,
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks
the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face
the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks.
[editline]8th September 2011[/editline]
Here's the complete story from version one:
[quote]I lubed it so much that I came and started farting. Checkers is god. She was impressed since it was held firmly between my ass and balls so she rubbed my rooster like vagina really hard. I then died but was revived by taste of spicy chicken wings with cum sauce cause i'm gay. I then reached for my photonic laser beam gun of sexual pride because racecar. Then I scratched my pony's marshmallow butthole with my erect sentry that is a total furfag. Suddenly, a huge homosexual appeared, so I asked him to marry me. I commenced to shoot his dick in the dick but before that lights began shining my big ass when he came to my crackhouse to buy two condoms for a sexual intercourse with his own butthole. I proceeded to the time I fucked that hot man called Birgetta and his son was there, watching big horse cock spew lots of extraterrestrial sticky fluid. I was raped senselessly by the evil Cthulhu devil in the ear (because of my large round body) with a dragon triple XXL dildo that was green to the point of radioactivity. Jason got fucked in the X button by his dad Ethan Mars in the vast reaches of time and many large ducks were shat that caused an uproar everyone was surprised as the pope joined in with a tyranosaur rex that was lesbian and had a strange fetish for socks. Soon, everyone started jizzing buckets over my incredible one-piece blue mankini as I violated the of who gooder grammar has. This is when the tentacle rapes her mother until i came again with my dick in my hand, it came all on my tits of steel. Shaun purchased 50 pounds of X buttons only after sucking Scott Shelby's dick and Lizard Pope with balls of a metal alloy after getting raped by a paralyzed spider that came buckets of caramel. Shaun regretted purchasing a blow-up doll that joint-controlled his penis so that it could go cry. Doctor House then took out his penis and began shooting everyone with super jizz. Thick gooey man ran in to piles of dicks stuffed with many greasy pizza rolls. Fat quivering dicks read books of "That Cat" and The Rock.
The next day, shit went down. The Wall-o-text was neck snapped by the spy, who ate moth balls that gave him a dry tongue.
The Wall-o-text got killed by Gandalf because he is a total fag. Gandalf was then SUDDEN STORY DERAIL a spy touching his nads combusted into fire and jizzed lava while riding a female horse with Old Spice Guy, when Gabe Newell delayed Episode 3. Unfortunately, Gabe realized how fat he was, and decided to delay ep3. Next, Gabe Newell delayed episode 3. After delaying three old man kids penises, they root fat people to the nearest McDonald's to order a small salad. Pork was used with cross-dressing fishwife. After, Luis Miguel delivered asbestos to asbestos delivered Miguel Luis, after. My sister sucked my eraser and I came in her bloodstream whilst playing with my nipples in my imagination. Her dick exploded sending blood flying into a car and I farted rainbows and shit. I tried to eat something really gay. I shoved a dildo up the gay bread that I raped. Suddenly I realized my girlfriend is an alien from Gabe Newell. So, I went to hunt a walrus While high on poop ashes with a dead nigga stuck up my gigantic throbbing cock and another one up my ass with Gabe Newell. Worth the fat of tiny apples with larvas inside of your dickhole.
The extraction happened at garry's tiny dick when Garry thought oh god what have I done to the people and those animals that crave virgins while sneaking butter boils over 9000 degrees. Then Gaben took a spoon and died fast. After the fatal cock attack he decided to hire a cock specialist Dr. House, whose took out his bad grammar and corrected it with his big nipples. Then, he came.
The milkman came and gave my cat a good bottle of milk. Like milkmen should. So, my wife cummed into a bowl of cereal and ate it. Then my dog held me hostage and shot my pancreas several times until I began to feel sorry fat ass Gaben who said "Thanks". I really liked it when he delayed Episode 3.
THEN CAME VIKINGS in caps lock. Fuck the vikings. Fuck Capital One. FUCK DA POLEECE!! Then, my dick went skydiving in Gabe Newell's penis. It was homotastic, I killed myself trying to fuck Gaben's fatass mother. My amazing and I used four words!!! I then ran, tripped and died, right on home, continuing the sentence. I am gay. so then he pressed X to suck my zebra's toe and knee then started pounding my ballsack to make me post five words!!!
Later that day Shaun went to pick up Ed Edd and Eddy like more as since they had cancer. On the goddamn mothafuckin MOOOOON!!!!
"Sir Dickcock McBallsack", said the Grinch
"The fucking Grinch", his title originates from the Latin word "Big faggot".
After the conversation I built a big fucking gun that shoot Chickens! But it broke and the chickens exploded, it was awesome, just like your mum, that continues sentences, until they stop with a dot.
But a new sentence begun and we simply move on in this story to achieve an ending before The Grinch steals my prized wad, which I'd saved for Chickens! smooth baby ass. Many blacks feel horny. Then Grand Admiral Thrawn touched my penis so intensely that I killed The Grinch and smooth jazz however Thrawn had loads of purple and red socks. Sentient top-hats then shitty fap socks.
Suddenly, Bob Dole started a sentence DOO DOO DLE said Muthenfrucheir who lubed it so he played
Ricochet and dicked himself because Ricochet is a fucking bad singer because racecar.
"How come we can't go to Libya and where is my gyrating cock?"
"When will this pulsating anal fluid wet the entire frontal region of Texas" said the man Small Cock the Third. He didn't delay ep3.
THE FUCKING END IS FOR LATER.
A noise was raping my ear. I listened to music. Now, the headphones came alive and bit my ears off then along came the big black horse that banned farts and ate dicks with bile sauce. Then, my computer exploded forty times because the furporn installed by Scott was full of Heavy Rain Blu-Rays FUCKING WAREZ ALERT! I fucking shat, but I didn't wipe my ass because I'm American. I ate it. I drank Red Bull then I pulled a lever that opened a secret door.
THE END. But not really, because this thread is almost as gay as Gaben. I heard he sucks Lemur dick.
After all their penises fell off, our hero Gaben killed a hooker. Not a single witness lived to kill hookers afterwards. The aftermath is my cock in another cock in yet another cock. But, like many homosexual eggs that homosex other eggs, they homosexed until they had babies. These ass-babies started shouting for chowder and sitting on a chair in my private whale located in the sentence's end. Then Somalia fucking exploded, and President Obama started to wank. And Michelle Obama could not take the wigger whale dick in her arse. Then America's economy liked shemale dick. Obama was sad when his dick was American.
Now, Commander Shepard kicked an American in the fucking Somalia that is uninteresting. SOMALIA, SOMALIA, SOMALIA!!!
I cried before. Now I just cry. Yesterday, I fucked a Russian and started crying. I destroyed Somalia, which is good because Somalia sucks. Then, I cried. The Russians tried to talk Russian. I'm in love with my penis, no more penis!!!! Angry Somalian cocks fucked Russian girls. Then, I cried. But then, Elvis cried and fapped and I got horny then cried. My ass can sit on a dragon dildo rrer and fuck Somalians. I herped, derped and fucked vaginas. Then mr apple sucked his own daughters titties and Ainsley Harriet made a pie. The pie tasted like pie. Then, Gabe puked his sauerkraut and delayed ep3. So we fucked and I cried. My dick cried Somalian crack babies. The Somalians formed a cry team. The team proceeded to India where a group of rice corns decided to rape people. Somalia blew up again and everyone rejoiced, while the Russian girls killed the remaining Somalians.
And everyone died. Especially Heath Ledger. Hooray
THE END! But wait, there's faggots in my computer.
Harry touched Ron then Dumbledore died. The ugly barnacle was so ugly that everyone died. The real end.
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I will end it.' then that faggot said "THE END"
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eye socket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was so fucking awesome. He fucked Somalians gay lovers, but no homo. Afterwards, he fucked Asian girls that were homosexual men. Now, Shepard gutted them, with the several swords he hid in his ass. Santa likes to not be Santa so he acts like he is Commander Shepard. Ponies should pony ponies. SOMALIA SOMALIA SOMALIA!!!
After Santa raped Somalian crack babies, Christmas was delayed due to HIV. Children everywhere were murdered. Fuck children. Meanwhile, in Canada, people were getting angry at Bano. Fuck this dog has bit me in my ass. Fuck that dog. Bano then moonwalked all over my mother's worn tombstone. 'Stick it in' said Steve 'no I will rape all the little dildos in my rape dungeon. Then time stopped and Shepard kicked ass. Little did he know that his mother got murdered just like Batman. Suddenly, in the Batcave, Batman was fapping to scat and gay vore. "That's really gay." said Robin while sexing some women. And then Solider got more weapons that made TF2 hats freakin' disintegrate! the Somalian people started an uprising against Gaben and his public sexslave was a pirate so we went down to Australia for an adventure, A SPACE ADVENTURE, to save space! Then Notch went postman pat splattered. Winnie the Pooh died horribly and Batman ate his dick. Now, facepunch is the greatest place on earth. Because Shepard lives with his mother. Batman's parents died. Now, he gets no incest anymore because he is dickless. David Cameron sucks faggot sticks. Three word sentence. Fuck your sentence. "I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK AND LAUNDRY" said Clive while FUCKING THE POLICE! "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW YOU GUY CALLED CLIVE!" But who was Batman in disguise. SUDDEN CAPS LOCK!
CHAPTER 5: FIFTH CHAPTER THAT FORGOT FOUR
Shepard skipped chapter five. Not really, he fucked it hard.
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5
Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the Illuminati killed him. Ron pissed himself with his dick hanging out of his ass. The Illuminati suddenly did a commando roll and raped Ron and his mother it was a terrible experience for the both of them. "Nobody fucking cares about what other stuff you have especially multiple cocks in my anus" Said Ron. He then died horribly. The cat shit out Dumbledor's beard, my browser crashed. Then Dumble decided to fuck bitches and smoke liquor and motolov cocktails creating godly shitballs in Ron's mouth. Harry fucked his fluffy bitch mascot until he came chocolate rainbow sparkles. Gabe Newell released his darkest secrets in Episode 3 and became a god... 'Hats', said Robin Walker. 'They fuck you up' because it was anally inserted into his anus.
Garry broke Gmod, again. Somalia exploded again. Time reversed. Sentences...
THE FUCKING END
Chapter infinity: The infinite orgy of Somalians, Santa, and an infinite amount OF MANLY RAPE.
The Somalians and Mr. Man went to Neverland. Swagberg fucked his daughter. Now that the Hispanic fish monger crossed the border, everyone in the California ate tacos and that's how God made elephants. A Gardevoir got fucked by an evil subliminal change. In other news, Glorbo is gay. So is Eninco. So is TCB. LOL just kidding. Only Santa is capable of taking this penis so the universe doesn't implode into Obama. Shepard killed Osama, Dan was boobies, and Somalia exploded... again. Now that KFC was chickinz, it was invaded by evil capitalists from China. Now this is a really retarded story. Let me tell three words only: I like cake!
I am so awesome that I'm going to shit on these retarded rules FUCK THE POLICE!!! But i am having troubles with a homosexual dolphin it's very complicated. Fuck homosexual dolphins. Homosexual dolphins makes me fap. Yes, "Dauphin" by Swagberg, really faps to /d/ becasue it 's very gay. Recently after the giant space disaster, Renegade Shepard got murdered. THE END!
"He can't die" said the skeptic. Santa raped Batman's bathole. Now that its raw he made burgers out of his ass because the world opened the door to INFINITY! The STOP RESTARTING STORY-era began and Spiderman shot web. Obama licked his pretzel from bush that was inside his moist vagina inside another vagina inside a door inside another door inside a homosexual dolphin, and next to a giant dildo. "I can shit while I fap", Holy shit muffin said after jizzing allover his ballsack. His ass exploded and so did his ass. Then a car pierced the penetrated amazing burgers from Bruger King. The car was boobies. Then that car fucked Somalia.
That's why Somalia exploded so much. Now that the white women are white, we can give them aids with our dicks. A new kind of AIDS emerged from the core of kingkongs shaft. Now that this three word story definetly will continue, but it will never be a new chapter. "Rolling is for faggots, I walk!" said a cheating DrasarSalman. "That's not 3 words" you dumb faggot. I jumped in and rescued hostages but they died. So instead I shit myself and added 3 more words, because i am playing legally.
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. fresh and clean like yo momma. The nigger died, said soulja boy that got murdered by Anders Brevik because capitalism. I love big cocks.
Chapter 7: RETURN FROM INFINITY
Metal Gear came. The fucking end.
But then, the pile of shit literally exploded in the sexiest way - the best way - the only way, the shitty way.
Out of the toilet and into the woman's mouth came and didn't I totally fucking cheat? YES YOU DID! Then everyone died. Including the thread.
SOMALIA BLEW UP for great justice. Pillowy mounds of Mouldy Jews and mashed faggots. "What the fuck did I read?" said Mr. Man. "I am hard in the nipples." said Solid Snake. "We should stop fucking 8 year-olds" said the cheating faggot Rong. Now he is murdered by the Scout. Giant dongs invaded Asia and Norway, killing millions and millions of bronies. And there was much rejoicing. Asia sent unused dongs to England. Forever lemon juice that wasn't juice, I got high and came on the top of GabeN's hairy cock. Gaben was fat with hot bitches and a motorcycle, that delayed ep3. Gaben had the shit beat out his asshole, because his urethra accidentally imploded painfully when he delayed ep3. Piss shit bitch are three nouns. Gaben shit clams and ep3 is delayed to 2040. Because someone said: Counter-Strike Sucks ass and has hot liquid shits. Now that ep3 was delayed again, it gets delayed every 3.9 seconds. During that timeframe, Gaben makes sandwiches and playing runescape that sucks which means grammar is really fucking important, especially for me.
THE END Is just two words to describe how Gaben's bathtub is full of Gaben's body. Then a wild Gaben delayed episode 3. That describes how Gaben's gaben cries. Wait. Gaben has just eaten a i like penis without cooking it.
So I fucked a chicken because his wife told me not to. But I did, and liked it. Then we posted i like penis in donuts and dates and postcounts. "I like penis" said a 12yearold i like penis STOP THIS FAGGOTORY!
But there was a story here. "I like penis" exclaimed the shitposter,
Meanwhile at Valve....Episode 3 was getting delayed again, for the sixth decade in a SUDDEN TOPIC CHANGE
The ninjas leaped off the table in Valve Office. They were naked and it was like there were two knives on gaben's fat ass. A word change caused uber raping and germs killed the martians. Batman died horribly of old age when Robin shat in and got famous, but then died due to lupus. Meanwhile in India there was Bollywood pornography of Gaben delaying episode 3. A Troll in garry's mod came all over his keyboard and mouse and started farting. You see, farting is for Americans. But then they became evil capitalists, fellow comrade. It was messy and very capitalistic. Fuck the world and Valvé's evil leader and America. Now that Valvé's evil American rival Valve was waiting for delaying episode 3.
The moist flaps of DOOM has made a grammatical errors of grammars is gooder than they're last won this sentence don't you know that stopped making sense At the time without a fullstop of heavy diarrhea like an American big talking hotdog.
"Tell me baby" said the pedophile, "what's your story?"
"I can suck big meaty sausages" said Gabén.
"Really?"
"Yes" said Gaben.
"Oh god! Capitalists!" said Gaben.
"Bolshevik" said the pedophile.
Then they shit and died of mental retardation. The wiggers from California were actually Canadian which meant that they smoke 420 little kittens which <REDACTED> Captain America in a fiery gay self-insertion fanfic death. West Africa born and raised in East Africa.
Chapter 38: How is it chapter time yet again? Because gooder grammar.
'Why do people want to be dinosaurs' asked the evil American capitalist. Because furries said "hi" and died. They were real horny and sexy so they had nothing because dead. "Oh no it's Gaben" said the Canadian when he became an American. They all went to 4chan for trolls and boobs. An asshole showed and goatse spread beard died horribly. Gaben ate all the sandwiches and got fucked. I balanced my post.
"Fuck this thread"
"Why?" I asked. I then shat on gaben's pubes. He seemed absolutely amused. heflipped outhiscock thencamealloverme. It was hot, but I don't have the power of Gaben to delay episode 3.
"Gaben's massive dick delayed episode 3" Screamed the purple slime of safety. "Fuck that shit, ride my dick"
"I like to pick my nose,"
After this conversation, Gabe delayed episode 3 again.
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the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas
the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians.
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians.
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
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In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard but they were angry
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard but they were angry about the cock
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard but they were angry about the cock that raped garrys
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard but they were angry about the cock that raped garrys current emoticons list
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard but they were angry about the cock that raped garrys current emoticons list with the force
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard but they were angry about the cock that raped garrys current emoticons list with the force of five cacti
In the beginning the Somalians exploded. The Ethiopians then cooked sweet potatoes AKA Yams. They created a huge John Madden then fucked with T-rex. Suddenly, meteors. T-rex fapped to a giant lawnmower when garry permabanned garry but Rocko's killed garry. "This is your dicktater speaking," said Hitler. But a capitalist appeared and started sucking ops tiny cock while flying through a magical window in giant robo dicks WITH CAPS LOCK by his side. Then he died. The end.
Chapter NO CHAPTER CHANGE!, and DrasarSalman ruined the birthday for THE BLOOD GOD cause he's cool enough to make this new post. Suddenly, a huge dinosaur appears, and murders almost everyone. But the Somalians did not survive. Suddenly, gay dicks were cut off, but the cocks were left on. Gay dicks everywhere blew up and gay dicks lul.
"shut up you gay dicks eyestrain." said gay eyestrain. Because he gay, gay dicks are gay dicks are ops tiny dick and then Minecraft crash and dicks.
Meanwhile, Infinity Ward fucked up MW3, As if someone cared or something. 'Better post, no?' Ops tiny dick said Autumn as he died horribly. Then op sucked as he shot himself in the tiny dick hole with a cheesegrater and a cheeseburger. In soviet russia, tiny dick hole. But then suddenly, gaben from nowhere raped garrys face then gay dicks raped garrys face. Fuck gay dicks. gay dicks gay and then vaginas killed the martians. Fucking gay martians. They suck hard like garry sucks ops tiny cock.
Spehss Mahreens made op rock hard but they were angry about the cock that raped garrys current emoticons list with the force of five cacti and ops cock
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