Need something that LOOKS like weed to replace it!
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So my story is I received my whopping 7g of mids from the Silk Road today. I was 100% positive my mom was leaving and was going to be gone ALL day so I could blaze it up.
Needless to say she is the MOST SILENT motherfucker out there. I wait 20 minutes before I even unpackage it and I begin to almost start smoking-- in walks my mom straight into my room silent as a grave. This give me no time to react.
I attempted to casually set it away to not seem suspicious, but yup, she sees it. Surprisingly she was amazingly calm about it and gave me a talk about it. She then took it away and told me "You're out $40-50 bucks then."
Later tonight I wait until she goes to bed, and she foolishly kept the package on her desk, I stole it back and took some of the bud out, but I want to put it back and have it look legit so I don't get chewed tomorrow for stealing my weed back.
So yeah I need a way to replace the weed or make it look legitimate so I can put it back..
oregano bruh
just take it and leave a note that says "ur a faget"
Tell her you were disposing of it the correct way, if she even notices some of it was gone.
Get some lettuce and some spices, like oregano already lol
They're in full bud though, like unbroken stuff. I'll attempt to find oregano.
[sp]I'm high on some of it[/sp]
run away from home and smoke it all and come back and deny everything and cry the whole time.
Hops? Fuck man, she's already seen and smelled it.
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Next time, take your dick out before you take your weed out alone in your parents place. That way you'll, hopefully, remember to lock your door.
No door, just a blanket covering the entrance. And my guard was fully down too, because my mom would be gone all day, or was planning to. I even waited for a while to see if she was coming right back, but she silently goes into my room, not a single sound.
i'm willing to bet about $50 that this ends up far worse than he expects
Why do you think that?
oh my god wow i can't believe you'd even fall for that trick.
don't even touch it. take it if you don't mind the heat, but it's best to just not touch it.
oh wait you already did. you're probably screwed.
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you're screwed, that was a test, and you failed
unless your mom is stupid, i really don't know and don't care. you got caught, deal with it.
50/50 perhaps. She's unrational and ignorant sometimes. I think if it is a bad idea to keep the weed I can just put it back in and place it exactly where it was.
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You guys did post something I didn't think, though. I thought she was just too dumb to hide it.
It could be the opposite.
Hide it in your butthole.
[QUOTE=tristanguy2;40103379]
You guys did post something I didn't think, though. I thought she was just too dumb to hide it.
It could be the opposite.[/QUOTE]
yeah...
by the way it's irrational, not unrational.
if it was in a place where she knew you'd see it
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Well I put it all back, except for the 2 smallest nugs. I think it'll pass, I put some savory in there [couldn't find oregano] and mixed it in.
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She also could have forgot about it herself. It did seem too normal in the house because I wasn't majorly punished or anything dramatic changed. The same could have been for her and she just went to bed without thinking about it.
just fucking take it
you paid for it with your own money and you think she has the right to snatch it
grow a pair
you either take it, or you've been hustled by your own mom
if she actually wanted to throw the weed out it'd have been gone right away
Maybe she is a secret stoner... honestly anytime i've EVER known anyone to get busted by parents they either A.)Blow the fuck up right away or B.)Don't give a fuck cause they have secretly been smoking their whole kids life. "I guess your out 40-50$" Doesn't sound like the words of an over reactive uneducated mother.
everyone just said everything i had to say
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take it all and roll it in ONE BIG FAT BLUNT. toke that shit up and put the roach in your mums hands while she's asleep. when she wake up tell her she smoked it all and passed out!!
That is genius ^
Its k, its only a Q Oz. I find QPs taped to the back of things all the time.
Replace it with bits of playdough and tell her sheepishly tomorrow that you're ashamed that you wasted so much money on playdough, and you're really sorry and she was right to throw it away
Well she noticed jack shit, assuming she hasn't talked to me about it at all and everything is still normal. I kept 2 nugs.
At least I got some of it back without getting in shit at all. After all it was pretty much all free since I mined the bitcoins I bought it with.
how the fuck did you manage to mine enough for that?
how long did you leave it mining for haha when I mine it goes slow as sheeeeeyt
Either the guy is sitting on an ASIC miner or it took him months, if not years. In which case I wouldn't call it free weed cos even if you don't pay the electricity bill you can be sure as hell that reduced the lifetime of your graphics card by a good deal :v:
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40128356]Either the guy is sitting on an ASIC miner or it took him months, if not years. In which case I wouldn't call it free weed cos even if you don't pay the electricity bill you can be sure as hell that reduced the lifetime of your graphics card by a good deal :v:[/QUOTE]
He could have mined them back in <2011.
I was sitting on like 130 I mined in late late 09/10
Sold them all when they were like $10 (fuck everything)
If they are worth $110 now, all he needed was la single bitcoin for ze weed
I don't understand some of your parents. My mum knows I smoke, tells me about her experiences, toked with me once because: "I want to see if it's like the stuff I used to have", and the only probalm she has is that I use a gatorbong and not a glass one.
[QUOTE=$$>MUFFIN<$$;40131278]I don't understand some of your parents. My mum knows I smoke, tells me about her experiences, toked with me once because: "I want to see if it's like the stuff I used to have", and the only probalm she has is that I use a gatorbong and not a glass one.[/QUOTE]
Not everyone is as lucky as you, think about these things.
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