Stories of scary/bizzarre things that happened to you
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[QUOTE=GOOD GRAMMER;20754743]We saw this pizza place with a sign where we could change the letters to make it say funny stuff. So the funniest thing we could think of was, "VERY GAY PRICING", we took pictures it was hilarious. Soon after we found another sign at some body shop I think, and we had one side of the sign say, "SPRAY IN MY ANAL CAVITY", and the other side saying, "REPAIRING RIPPED NOM NOMS"[/QUOTE]
Ahaha, those were pretty good.
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;20758254]A second one from me, also this one from last year (A lot of weird shite happened during 2009 for me)
I had just been on a visit to my fathers cousin, and we were all (the family) on our way home.
It was dark (really dark) and in the late autumn.
Then my brother (who was driving) suddenly braked and I saw some white-ish shape quickly move in front of the car.
I turned around and thought we had evaded the "dog" (as I first thought it was) and looked around to see if it had survived, but I didn't see it anymore.
I got a bit confused, and it didn't get better when I heard why we braked. It was a cab that had done a sudden file change in front of us.
By then, I was bloody confused and I just thought for about a minute, then I asked the others "But what about the dog?"
The answer was what made me the most confused.
"I didn't see any dog."
All the others had just as good view forwards as I had, yet I was the only one to see that shape.
During the rest of the evening I thought about the shape I saw and realized that it wasn't a dog at all, it had more of the shape of a bent forward person.
All real.[/QUOTE]
now THAT is bloody creepy.
one night, I was driving to the all-night store to get some cola. This was a tuesday, at 7:00 AM. It was foggy-thick as pea soup foggy. I noticed something darting around in the trees. Nothing unusual, right? probably just a deer or something. I kept driving and heard a faint screeching-like a chimpanzee, except I live in WI. I opened my glove compartment and took out my Glock 17 just to be safe. So I kept driving and I was nearly to the store when something leapt onto my fucking windshield. It screeched like a mix between a howler monkey and a rabid chimpanzee and smashed the windshield into a million pieces which nearly took out my eyesight for good. I grabbed the glock 17 and fired off several shots into its gut and chest moments before it smashed my head into the dashboard. I vaguely remember the car going off course and plowing into a tree before going unconcious. I woke up in the hospital. I was told I'd been reported by a driver who'd seen my car crashed into a tree and pulled me out of the wreckage. I was being treated for a small concussion as well as several gash marks from the glass as well as a broken arm and very deep clawmarks which they thought were glass marks as well. When telling them the story of how I crashed, I left out the mystery monkey of death. Except it looked like your thing-a bent-forward person. It took me forever to get out of the hospital- and then the real horror began...
[B]THEN I SAW THE HOSPITAL BILL.[/B]
I once took a picture of our backyard, i look at the picture to see a floating orb, i quickly ran back into my home in fear that i am now being watched.(I still feel this)
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I fell on a saw.Yes,real one with some spicy rust on it's teeth.
I dripped some glue from a glue gun on my hand. The scar looks like a Nike logo.
I am from Russia, In it, i would often stay at a very pleasant summer home that was approximately an hour away from Moscow. The location was generally very atmospheric and immersive, the house was 100+ years old, and it went through quite a few repairs and additions as i visited it. Religion wise it had a relatively standard Eastern Orthodox background, which is why it had an icon in the corner quite similar to this one: [IMG]http://eis.bris.ac.uk/~cckhrb/romania/icon.jpg[/IMG] except much older and slightly fancier, the icon was above my bed. The occurrence that i would like to describe involved me observing an intriguing constantly moving serpent-like shadow entity which was present on the wooden wall on which the icon hung.
[IMG]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6341/serpant.png[/IMG] this is a very rough representation, but enough to get the general position of everything, i observed it while keeping my head on the pillow. It was not scary or unsettling, it was actually very peaceful and pleasant to look at. I was very sleepy(it was the middle of the night), which is why i simply watched it for some time and then fell back asleep, it was gone when i woke back up at normal time. The shadow entity approximately resembled this:
[IMG]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8417/serpant2.png[/IMG] It may have been a hallucination, but it was a very realistic and intriguing one, the entity made absolutely no nose while moving around on the wall.
I have had few such events. Here are some of them:
My parents are divorced. I live most of the time here in Finland at my mom but on the most holidays I go to Germany to my dad. So I flew to Berlin this once (This happened about 2 years ago) and I decided to visit my friends. So I went this late afternoon over to my friends house. We were in total 3 guys and did not know that what to do. Then my friend Yoshi gets this idea, that we should play with anouija board. He told us that he had one over at his house. It wasn't actually a real board. Well.. Real and real but still. It was some poster that he ordered at some black metal-webiste, or what do I know where. Well anyways we started playing it. We started with some regular questions like: ''Are we alone in this room'' and ''Are there many of _you_?'' Then we proceeded to some more personal questions like ''What are your names'' the answer to that one were some strange row of letters, something like ''Ug'' and ''Orogbok''. Okay these may sound like some 11yr kids Orc Warrior names but in facts, we decided to check them up at some book about demons and shit like that, and we found that these ''rows of letters'' were in fact names, demon names. The other one was the keeper of the purgatory and the other one was the master of the hellhounds. Then we asked about my other friends, Robins, dead dog, Bilbo, that if we could see or feel the presence of the dog. The answer we got was ''Light comes near''. We didn't know that was that means. Maybe something about the belief that you see light when you are about to die or seomthing. Well, we went into sleep as we were tired as fuck anyways. On the next day we decided to go out, it was rainy as hell with thunder. Then out of all sudden a lightning strikes only about 20metres away from us into a lamp. All we remember was the scent of electricity and we saw only [B][U]light[/U][/B] I know this sounds ridiculous but I am still haunted by these memories.
As well as the the other memories too:
This christmas, I was again in Germany, this time in Hannover at my grandparents. They have a big and very old house in the very back of the city. Near the border to the forest. Well, I decided to doa bit exploring at that house. There are a cellar, 1st floor, 2nd floor, attic, and a ''attics-attic'' (only reachable through a very small hatch in the roof on the first attic. My destination was last visited about 3-5 years ago when my dad wanted to look for some very old WWII medals to recontruct to get my granpa a nice 85th birthday present. Well as I arrived there, there was this old locker, I opened one of the hatches and there was nothing but dust, lots of dust and an old hourglass covered in heavy layers of dust also. And the scary thing about it is, that it was running. You couldsay that I was recently flipped due to the amount of sand on the top side. I was pretty freaked and I got sortof frozen. I watched until it stopped dripping more sand. The sand didn't drop more than 2 minutes. That was creepy as hell and I quickly ran downstairs, even breaking a small statue because of my negligence caused by the fear and horror. I didn't tell anybody. I do not know why tho.
Here's another one, when I was about 13:
I was at my cousins house this time, she doesn't live there anymore, and at this day the house is abandoned. It lies in a border of a very dark forest. There is also a huge, old, and rusty car workshop, which is rarely in use, and it only has about 5 to 10 employees. Connected to this workshop is sauna and a showering area to wash yourself. My cousins are allowed to use this sauna with is showers for private use in the evenings and at the weekends. After the sauna me and my cousin wanted to do a little bit exploration. The showers are at the beginning in the long hallway of the building. The hallway is creepy as hell and pitch black when not in use. We went into the hallway (Note: this was actually forbidden, and it was also about 3:00 AM) and saw the to the right of us was a door. It was a typical office door, a big window in it. We looked through it, saw nothing but blackness and the computer, which was left on. There was the windows screensaver still running. We looked at it for a few minutes and talked something small, when we noticed that the screen turned off for a few seconds and then came back on. We were abit bluffed, but anyways we went back to the house so our parents wouldn't get worried that where we are. At the house we discussed about our experience, when we realised that not only the screen went pitch black for the duration, but also the entire monitor. We later realised, the screen didnät turn off, someone was standing in front of the monitor, only about 1metre away from the door where we were.
Sorry about the wall of text and the spelling/grammar mistakes but it is late in the night here.
PS. When more memoirs come into my mind, I will contribute.
:golfclap:
This one time a few months ago, I woke up in the middle of the night and I had to take a leak.
So I go to the bathroom, take a leak, walk out into the hallway, turn the bathroom light off.
Then I realize that I didn't tuck my shirt in my pants, and I can't sleep if my shirt's not tucked in my pants.
So there I am, standing in the hallway in the middle of the night, tucking my shirt into my pants, when this immense feeling of dread and terror comes over me, out of nowhere. I could literally hear a voice in my head screaming "Get the fuck out of there!", and boy, did I get out of there. Still a bit disoriented(I woke up in the middle of the night, mind you), I sprint into my room and to my bed. I wonder what made me act like that.
I've had a few more experiences like that, but I don't feel like talking about them.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;19454606]I really dislike people who jump to paranormal conclusions. That shits not real, just like god, crop cirles, and things like big foot, yeti, lock ness monster, etc.
People like that are the same people who invented god. They couldn't explain it, so they invented bullshit so they can comfort themselves at night or seem intelligent or whatever the reason it is you people do it.
I really, [I]rrreeeeaaaaallllyyyy[/I] hate it.[/QUOTE]
Oh damn man, you're gonna really hate this teacher that I had once.
So it's the end of this one day at the start of the year right, there's this sub in 5th period science class. It's a brand new school building so everything installed is state of the art, In every room we have sensors on the ceiling in the corner near the door, stay still for a good 5 minutes, the lights turn off automatically, move in front of the sensor, the lights turn on. so everyone's studying for a while while the sub just stands there all :downs:y, then, the lights click off from lack of moment detected by the sensor. so everyone's :confused: for a sec before they realize it the sensor. but the sub, oh no, not the sub, out of nowhere she strings out a fine combo of ignorance and stupidity: "This place was build on an Indian burial ground so I'm sure there's *trails off*" so me and a few others are sitting there, just thinking, just, :smithicide:
I didn't get a chance to correct her idiocy, but i spent the rest of the day wondering how someone can be so stupid.
I am scared of a crocodile that lives in a sewers and bites ppl when they are sitting on the toilet.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;20764727]Oh damn man, you're gonna really hate this teacher that I had once.
So it's the end of this one day at the start of the year right, there's this sub in 5th period science class. It's a brand new school building so everything installed is state of the art, In every room we have sensors on the ceiling in the corner near the door, stay still for a good 5 minutes, the lights turn off automatically, move in front of the sensor, the lights turn on. so everyone's studying for a while while the sub just stands there all :downs:y, then, the lights click off from lack of moment detected by the sensor. so everyone's :confused: for a sec before they realize it the sensor. but the sub, oh no, not the sub, out of nowhere she strings out a fine combo of ignorance and stupidity: "This place was build on an Indian burial ground so I'm sure there's *trails off*" so me and a few others are sitting there, just thinking, just, :smithicide:
I didn't get a chance to correct her idiocy, but i spent the rest of the day wondering how someone can be so stupid.[/QUOTE]
In short;
[quote=cheesedragon]GRARRR I HATES PEPPEL WHO DOES NOT ONLY SAW WITH DEY'RE EYES GRAWWW IM ARE MAD !! 11 ONE!!!1 :rage: I SPELLT RELLAY BAD AND IRE ARE STIL MARRRRRRRD~~112#$#5QTFHSD[/quote]
If you want to suicide, please do. Spare the world your bitching.
I got another one for you guys... A few months ago Windows crashed and I restarted my computer, the MBR and Partition table was destroyed :c Took me a week to recover my shit.
[QUOTE=Salaminl;20741535]The sister of a friend of mine had to babysit for some friends of her, the whole night there was a clown standing in the corner of the living room and she was like who the hell puts a clown doll-like thing in there home. So she puts the kids into there beds and went downstairs to the living room to watch some tv.
Later on she got a little freaked out by the clown so she called her friends to ask why they have a clown in there living room cause its creeped her out, they said they didn't had a clown in the living room and at that point she freaked out but stayed calm. She went upstairs to get the children out of there beds and ran out of the house and called the police. When the police arrived they stormed in the house and arrested the man in the clown suit.
So the F*cking clown stared the whole night at her....[/QUOTE]
That's a rip off of this chain letter, you thought you could outsmart FP?:
There was a babysitter babysitting two kids while the mother and father were out at a resturant, there was a clown statue in the kids rooms and the babysitter called and said "The clown statue is scaring the kids can I take it out of their room?" the wife and husband said to call the police and get out of the house because they didn't have a clown statue.
Post this to 5 youtube vids or the clown will kill you at midnight
idiot.
[editline]12:52PM[/editline]
[quote=herr sven;20758254]a second one from me, also this one from last year (a lot of weird shite happened during 2009 for me)
i had just been on a visit to my fathers cousin, and we were all (the family) on our way home.
It was dark (really dark) and in the late autumn.
Then my brother (who was driving) suddenly braked and i saw some white-ish shape quickly move in front of the car.
I turned around and thought we had evaded the "dog" (as i first thought it was) and looked around to see if it had survived, but i didn't see it anymore.
I got a bit confused, and it didn't get better when i heard why we braked. It was a cab that had done a sudden file change in front of us.
By then, i was bloody confused and i just thought for about a minute, then i asked the others "but what about the dog?"
the answer was what made me the most confused.
"i didn't see any dog."
all the others had just as good view forwards as i had, yet i was the only one to see that shape.
During the rest of the evening i thought about the shape i saw and realized that it wasn't a dog at all, it had more of the shape of a bent forward person.
All real.[/quote]
jockey
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;20730471]Long creepy story about a weird house[/QUOTE]
Oh lord, that reminds me of the time i felt so goddamn weird in my head, at first i thought it was just because i was sick, but then i started to lose my eyesight, i quickly moved into our basement, but then for some reason i slowed down and fell against our office door, i slowly crawled to my chair(because i lost strength in my legs), and i then felt like i was having a heat stroke, about 2-3 minutes later i was hot as fuck and started to puke up water into my trash can. just a few minutes later i started to feel normal, but my muscles still felt tense, as if something was controlling my movements.
I have felt tense ever since.(this happened 2 weeks ago)
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;20765759]That's a rip off of this chain letter, you thought you could outsmart FP?:
There was a babysitter babysitting two kids while the mother and father were out at a resturant, there was a clown statue in the kids rooms and the babysitter called and said "The clown statue is scaring the kids can I take it out of their room?" the wife and husband said to call the police and get out of the house because they didn't have a clown statue.
Post this to 5 youtube vids or the clown will kill you at midnight
idiot.
[editline]12:52PM[/editline]
jockey[/QUOTE]
Late. I already called him out.
I stole a can of cola from my brother yseterday. He tapped me on the forehead and my nose promptly started bleeding :ohdear:
Well, there was this one time I came home from a good night's drinking in a pub with friends. I wasn't really drunk, just a bit dizzy. Shortly after arriving at home, I went to sleep, and so did my mother. Then, later in the dawn, I woke up with HORRIBLE nausea. I know it was probably the alcohol, that's not the mystery. So, I was feeling god awful all around, my stomach, my head and everything was aching. My mom did not wake up, and I didn't turn on any light. I knew that my eyes would burn if I turned up all the lights. I was completely dazed, even though my drunkenness passed long ago... Then, I puked in the toilet, and thereafter, I stayed above it, feeling too terrible to even stand up. And at this point, I shit you not, I clearly knew and felt as if three unknown people were sitting around me, and it felt like they're talking to me and about how I am, even though their words didn't make sense whatsoever. I didn't really see anything, or hear anything, yet I clearly knew that they are sitting around me, talking... I remember it clearly. I don't remember their looks or anything, just that they were there... Of course, I'm sure it was an after-effect of all the drinks I drank, but still... It was a really bizarre experience.
I shaved my pubes with a razor blade and my cock started bleeding, than I fapped. It bled more. (True story too...)
[QUOTE=Halahazam;20763538]I have had few such events. Here are some of them:
My parents are divorced. I live most of the time here in Finland at my mom but on the most holidays I go to Germany to my dad. So I flew to Berlin this once (This happened about 2 years ago) and I decided to visit my friends. So I went this late afternoon over to my friends house. We were in total 3 guys and did not know that what to do. Then my friend Yoshi gets this idea, that we should play with anouija board. He told us that he had one over at his house. It wasn't actually a real board. Well.. Real and real but still. It was some poster that he ordered at some black metal-webiste, or what do I know where. Well anyways we started playing it. We started with some regular questions like: ''Are we alone in this room'' and ''Are there many of _you_?'' Then we proceeded to some more personal questions like ''What are your names'' the answer to that one were some strange row of letters, something like ''Ug'' and ''Orogbok''. Okay these may sound like some 11yr kids Orc Warrior names but in facts, we decided to check them up at some book about demons and shit like that, and we found that these ''rows of letters'' were in fact names, demon names. The other one was the keeper of the purgatory and the other one was the master of the hellhounds. Then we asked about my other friends, Robins, dead dog, Bilbo, that if we could see or feel the presence of the dog. The answer we got was ''Light comes near''. We didn't know that was that means. Maybe something about the belief that you see light when you are about to die or seomthing. Well, we went into sleep as we were tired as fuck anyways. On the next day we decided to go out, it was rainy as hell with thunder. Then out of all sudden a lightning strikes only about 20metres away from us into a lamp. All we remember was the scent of electricity and we saw only [B][U]light[/U][/B] I know this sounds ridiculous but I am still haunted by these memories.
As well as the the other memories too:
This christmas, I was again in Germany, this time in Hannover at my grandparents. They have a big and very old house in the very back of the city. Near the border to the forest. Well, I decided to doa bit exploring at that house. There are a cellar, 1st floor, 2nd floor, attic, and a ''attics-attic'' (only reachable through a very small hatch in the roof on the first attic. My destination was last visited about 3-5 years ago when my dad wanted to look for some very old WWII medals to recontruct to get my granpa a nice 85th birthday present. Well as I arrived there, there was this old locker, I opened one of the hatches and there was nothing but dust, lots of dust and an old hourglass covered in heavy layers of dust also. And the scary thing about it is, that it was running. You couldsay that I was recently flipped due to the amount of sand on the top side. I was pretty freaked and I got sortof frozen. I watched until it stopped dripping more sand. The sand didn't drop more than 2 minutes. That was creepy as hell and I quickly ran downstairs, even breaking a small statue because of my negligence caused by the fear and horror. I didn't tell anybody. I do not know why tho.
Here's another one, when I was about 13:
I was at my cousins house this time, she doesn't live there anymore, and at this day the house is abandoned. It lies in a border of a very dark forest. There is also a huge, old, and rusty car workshop, which is rarely in use, and it only has about 5 to 10 employees. Connected to this workshop is sauna and a showering area to wash yourself. My cousins are allowed to use this sauna with is showers for private use in the evenings and at the weekends. After the sauna me and my cousin wanted to do a little bit exploration. The showers are at the beginning in the long hallway of the building. The hallway is creepy as hell and pitch black when not in use. We went into the hallway (Note: this was actually forbidden, and it was also about 3:00 AM) and saw the to the right of us was a door. It was a typical office door, a big window in it. We looked through it, saw nothing but blackness and the computer, which was left on. There was the windows screensaver still running. We looked at it for a few minutes and talked something small, when we noticed that the screen turned off for a few seconds and then came back on. We were abit bluffed, but anyways we went back to the house so our parents wouldn't get worried that where we are. At the house we discussed about our experience, when we realised that not only the screen went pitch black for the duration, but also the entire monitor. We later realised, the screen didnät turn off, someone was standing in front of the monitor, only about 1metre away from the door where we were.
Sorry about the wall of text and the spelling/grammar mistakes but it is late in the night here.
PS. When more memoirs come into my mind, I will contribute.[/QUOTE]
For the hourglass one, I might have a reason for that. I have an hourglass too. When I was about 10 years old, I left the hourglass on top of a high shelf used for pictures. I left it with all the sand stuck on the top. I left there for about 6 years. When I went to take it off the shelf, the sand was still on top. When I disturbed it a little, the sand came falling down again. Maybe that hourglass in the locker had the sand stuck at the top and when you opened the locker, you kind disturbed the sand clot and it began to fall again.
Also, don't apologize about your wall of text. Walls of text are awesome.
One time when i was trying to sleep on a couch, i kept dreaming about a city made out of chocolate, weird thing was: every time i opened my eyes it would stop, and continue as soon as i closed them.
And i always get the feeling i am being watched every time i read stories like the ones in this thread.
[QUOTE=Halahazam;20763538]I have had few such events. Here are some of them:
My parents are divorced. I live most of the time here in Finland at my mom but on the most holidays I go to Germany to my dad. So I flew to Berlin this once (This happened about 2 years ago) and I decided to visit my friends. So I went this late afternoon over to my friends house. We were in total 3 guys and did not know that what to do. Then my friend Yoshi gets this idea, that we should play with anouija board. He told us that he had one over at his house. It wasn't actually a real board. Well.. Real and real but still. It was some poster that he ordered at some black metal-webiste, or what do I know where. Well anyways we started playing it. We started with some regular questions like: ''Are we alone in this room'' and ''Are there many of _you_?'' Then we proceeded to some more personal questions like ''What are your names'' the answer to that one were some strange row of letters, something like ''Ug'' and ''Orogbok''. Okay these may sound like some 11yr kids Orc Warrior names but in facts, we decided to check them up at some book about demons and shit like that, and we found that these ''rows of letters'' were in fact names, demon names. The other one was the keeper of the purgatory and the other one was the master of the hellhounds. Then we asked about my other friends, Robins, dead dog, Bilbo, that if we could see or feel the presence of the dog. The answer we got was ''Light comes near''. We didn't know that was that means. Maybe something about the belief that you see light when you are about to die or seomthing. Well, we went into sleep as we were tired as fuck anyways. On the next day we decided to go out, it was rainy as hell with thunder. Then out of all sudden a lightning strikes only about 20metres away from us into a lamp. All we remember was the scent of electricity and we saw only [B][U]light[/U][/B] I know this sounds ridiculous but I am still haunted by these memories.
PS. When more memoirs come into my mind, I will contribute.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you were warned by a demons, maybe he wants to look out for you. If I were you I'd learn up about him because he could have saved your ass.
Why would a demon want to save you?
Dookiedurr.
The mystery monkey of death attacked me again today. Im serious, this is 100% real. He came in my door and started trying to make my head part company with my neck. I guess he didnt like being shot. I got out my glock 17 again and he went batshit. I shot him a bunch of times and he ran away into the forest. Maybe I'd better move soon.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;20771131]Why would a demon want to save you?
Dookiedurr.
The mystery monkey of death attacked me again today. Im serious, this is 100% real. He came in my door and started trying to make my head part company with my neck. I guess he didnt like being shot. I got out my glock 17 again and he went batshit. I shot him a bunch of times and he ran away into the forest. I'd better run the fuck away soon.[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
[QUOTE=Strongbad;20771131] The mystery monkey of death attacked me again today. Im serious, this is 100% real. He came in my door and started trying to make my head part company with my neck. I guess he didnt like being shot. I got out my glock 17 again and he went batshit. I shot him a bunch of times and he ran away into the forest. Maybe I'd better move soon.[/QUOTE]
Was it light out when this happend? If it was, could you describe in detail what it looked like?
Also, next time, try to have a 12 Gauge Shotgun with you next time leave the house by keeping it on a stand next to the door so you can decapitate it next time and finish it off.
It looked like a hairless monkey with elongated limbs, claws, sharp teeth and a serious inferiority complex. I don't own a shotgun. I do have a magnum with me now, which is my emergency gun. I hear screeching coming, Im going to see if I can shoot the motherfucker this time around for good.
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I got the fucker. The only explanation can be that it's a mutant, because I broke its arm with one hit from my glock. In short, it's a hemophiliac. I shot its head off and both flew into the chute that leads to the garbage incinerator(I live in an apartment.) Good bloody riddance. Im not telling the cops about it because they'll call me crazy. Its dead now and for that im glad.
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I got a pretty good look at it when it tried to rip my throat out. Basically, like I said, and it kept screeching. My neighbors came over and I told them it was the TV. Luckily I managed to hide the guns first. I have surround sound so its really loud. The thing didnt have any blood which was creepy..
One time I was at my brothers house and his cat jumped at me, so I didn't hesitate and punched it in mid-air.
[QUOTE=cercerd;20767225]I stole a can of cola from my brother yseterday. He tapped me on the forehead and my nose promptly started bleeding :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Your brother
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