• How I lost one of my best friends.
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[QUOTE=avwos;18534245]I bet it's fucking tiny.[/QUOTE] Give him a box to hide it. It will prevent more humiliation, For the best really.
Ironic idiot jokes aside, what were you thinking OP. She said she'd be grossed out and then you whipped out Captain Cock. How is that going to go well? Also in before this turns into cut vs uncut
What i can't understand what you did wrong. [QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]So I took a picture and sent it.[/QUOTE] Oh. Theres your problem.
[QUOTE=facepuke;18534269]Give him a box to hide it. It will prevent more humiliation, For the best really.[/QUOTE] It needs less space.
sounds like a bitch for saying 'tbh it is small' fuckin SKANKSSS anyways you're an idiot
Wow. I want to rate this whole thread dumb of the year 2009.
i would talk to your mom about this, moms always have the best advice after all :v and why make guy friends when you can have lesbian friends instead?
When you do stuff like that you're not supposed to actually DO it. You get a picture from google images with the search "huge penis" and send that. You should have said "it wasn't really mine, it was a picture from google" and everything would have been fine.
Girls aren't attracted to dude's dicks, as much as they're attracted to your body and your face. You're not going to catch a girl staring at your pants, but of course us guys love looking at boobs. Just never, ever, send a picture of your dick to a girl. It's not going to turn her on, and you'll look like a fool.
OP must have one tiny Mr. Johnson.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013] So I took a picture and sent it. She said "eww" on yahoo and said "bye" and logged off. [/QUOTE] I'm guessing that always happens to you.
[QUOTE=The Rifleman;18534065]Your stupid for doing that.[/QUOTE] I'VE HAD A BAD DAY, AND THAT'S THE 4TH FUCKING POST I'VE SEEN WITH THAT SPELLING MISTAKE SINCE I CAME HOME AND CAME ON FP. Since when did Facepunch become stupid?! :sigh:
why did you send her a picture of your dick
[QUOTE=selby3962;18534320]When you do stuff like that you're not supposed to actually DO it. You get a picture from google images with the search "huge penis" and send that. You should have said "it wasn't really mine, it was a picture from google" and everything would have been fine.[/QUOTE] Well, he could still do it. He could say it was a japanese cock or something.
[quote=:smug:;18534337]i've had a bad day, and that's the 4th fucking post i've seen with that spelling mistake since i came home and came on fp. Since when did facepunch become stupid?! :sigh:[/quote] 2006
Troll thread.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18534331]Girls aren't attracted to dude's dicks, as much as they're attracted to your body and your face. You're not going to catch a girl staring at your pants, but of course us guys love looking at boobs. Just never, ever, send a picture of your dick to a girl. It's not going to turn her on, and you'll look like a fool.[/QUOTE] I'm not trying to get in her pants, we're just friends is all.
[QUOTE=Xaphania;18534175]:cop: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, SHARING CHILD PORN IS AGAINST THE LAW.[/QUOTE] Not if it's hot. Besides child porn is OK for me. I'm 13 :smug:
[QUOTE=RedStar;18534335]OP must have one tiny Mr. Johnson.[/QUOTE] Mr.Johnson needs a house give him the damn box :black101:
I reckon the OP's a chick. That's what scared her off.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534392]I'm not trying to get in her pants, we're just friends is all.[/QUOTE] It's not like friends send pictures of their dongs to each other in their spare time. Actually it would be [i]more[/i] acceptable if you were just trying to get in her pants.
[QUOTE=avwos;18534433]I reckon the OP's a chick. That's what scared her off.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
[QUOTE=avwos;18534394]Not if it's hot. Besides child porn is OK for me. I'm 13 :smug:[/QUOTE]It's against the law for anyone to have child porn.
[QUOTE=stone555;18534478]It's against the law for anyone to have child porn.[/QUOTE] So if I look down my trousers, I'm an offender? Edit: Shit.
[QUOTE=avwos;18534492]So if I look down my trousers, I'm an offender? Edit: Shit.[/QUOTE] In public, yes.
every once in a while a thread comes along that reminds me why I come to this website
[QUOTE=avwos;18534492]So if I look down my trousers, I'm an offender? Edit: Shit.[/QUOTE] no your an exhibitionist
[QUOTE=Charlie Charles;18534497]In public, yes.[/QUOTE] Double shit.
[QUOTE=avwos;18534492]So if I look down my trousers, I'm an offender? Edit: Shit.[/QUOTE]Child pornography is generally movies or pictures.
This friend of yours, OP, is she fit?
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