• How I lost one of my best friends.
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[QUOTE=avwos;18534532]This friend of yours, OP, is she fit?[/QUOTE] What do you mean? Skinny?
[QUOTE=BricknHead;18534499]every once in a while a thread comes along that reminds me why I come to this website[/QUOTE] ^ this
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534602]What do you mean? Skinny?[/QUOTE] LMFAO. No goddammit. He doesn't mean physically in shape. It's a slang for hot.
in an other dimension.....the girl shows her boobs instead, and SHES the one posting this thread about how her best friend wont talk to her!
[QUOTE=3com111;18534061]Normal people don't usually show their penis to their ladyfriends.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=kizza55;18534081]A lesson I have learnt off one of my horny friends. Never. [b]Ever[/b]. Send a girl a picture of your little friend. It never ends well.[/QUOTE] I dunno what you guys are talking about.. I sent a picture of my dick to one of my "ladyfriends" and we became fuck buddies.
Oh God you sent a picture of your dick soft and squishy didn't you? Did you even try to wake him up? Also if she was your best friend she would keep her mouth shut.
[QUOTE=Charlie Charles;18534629]LMFAO. No goddammit. He doesn't mean physically in shape. It's a slang for hot.[/QUOTE] Well, I've never heard "fit" slang for "hot" honestly, but I guess she's mildly attractive, but not many people like her.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;18534646]Also if she was your best friend she would keep her mouth shut.[/QUOTE] yeah tbh she just sounds like a crazy bitch, not your friend
Read this and wallow in shame: Words women use and what they really mean. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=846588[/url] [QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]She got off the phone after she said "go ahead" or something like that, I can't really remember.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=HookerVomit;18433577]* Go Ahead - At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18534639]I dunno what you guys are talking about.. I sent a picture of my dick to one of my "ladyfriends" and we became fuck buddies.[/QUOTE] Be careful she could be a whore, as in STDs
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534654]Well, I've never heard "fit" slang for "hot" honestly, but I guess she's mildly attractive, but not many people like her.[/QUOTE] The great thing about the Internet is that it opens up borders. Fit is [b]UK[/b] slang for hot.
Ahahahahaha my best friend who is a girl WANTED a picture of my penis.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;18534713]Ahahahahaha my best friend who is a girl WANTED a picture of my penis.[/QUOTE] Did you tell her it was too small to be seen by the human eye.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534654]Well, I've never heard "fit" slang for "hot" honestly, but I guess she's mildly attractive, but not many people like her.[/QUOTE] OK, what's her number. How about this: MASS FACEPUNCH PRANK CALL! [editline]11:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18534683]The great thing about the Internet is that it opens up borders. Fit is [b]UK[/b] slang for hot.[/QUOTE] I really don't like it. I find it chavvy and never used to say it. It's so common where i live now though, I've just picked it up. Damn chavs and there words! [editline]11:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;18534678]Be careful she could be a whore, as in STDs[/QUOTE] Wut?
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18534683]The great thing about the Internet is that it opens up borders. Fit is [b]UK[/b] slang for hot.[/QUOTE] Indeed it is, but I am in the UK and I hate the term. Also, you took a photo of your dick and sent it to someone, good going. Still, I think this will be something you can recover from by apologizing and saying you thought she really wouldn't mind.
What you should have done was stick your finger through your fly and send a picture of that.
[QUOTE=avwos;18534736]I really don't like it. I find it chavvy and never used to say it. It's so common where i live now though, I've just picked it up. Damn chavs and there words![/QUOTE] Oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. We goin to blow this place out wicked blud. Ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;18534713]Ahahahahaha my best friend who is a girl WANTED a picture of my penis.[/QUOTE] No she didn't, just hush. You're not separate from the man race, and that friend of yours is either a whore or nonexistent.
Oh my god. You're really that insecure?
[QUOTE=avwos;18534736]Wut?[/QUOTE] She wanted to see his dick. In what world do girls really wanna see a man's dick, unless she a whore. I was saying she might just fuck, and have a STD.
Reading your dialogue and the way your 'friends' act makes you sound like you're an 11-year-old.
Some retard at my school sent a picture of his dick to a girl who was pretending to hit on him. He will never live it down, ever.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18534331]Girls aren't attracted to dude's dicks, as much as they're attracted to your body and your face. You're not going to catch a girl staring at your pants, but of course us guys love looking at boobs. Just never, ever, send a picture of your dick to a girl. It's not going to turn her on, and you'll look like a fool.[/QUOTE] unless they ask for it which is never [editline]05:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Negrul1;18534952]Some retard at my school sent a picture of his dick to a girl who was pretending to hit on him. He will never live it down, ever.[/QUOTE] same at my school except said dick got texted around to everyone this was like three years ago though
:downsbravo: A++ way to handle that maturely. Maybe you should have talked to your friend about the her making fun of your [B]size-challenged[/B] penis.
dumbass you sent a picture of your tiny dick and you didn't even photoshop it to make it look bigger.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;18534824]She wanted to see his dick. In what world do girls really wanna see a man's dick, unless she a whore. I was saying she might just fuck, and have a STD.[/QUOTE] no, she was already kinda into me
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18535070]no, she was already kinda into me[/QUOTE] Ah well, good job on your part.
Haha you've got a small penis although I can't talk
AH, you deserved it. Bluntly it's simple something you don't do
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;18534987]same at my school except said dick got texted around to everyone this was like three years ago though[/QUOTE] wow exactly the same happened in my school, and it was about that long ago. But your profile says you live in america, so it must just be a relatively common occurrence (:geno:).
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