• How I lost one of my best friends.
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[QUOTE=Scope0;18535042]:downsbravo: A++ way to handle that maturely. Maybe you should have talked to your friend about the her making fun of your [B]size-challenged[/B] penis.[/QUOTE] I have.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18535386]I have.[/QUOTE] Don't feel bad, you'll go down in FP history. Sort of. The only bad thing is that you'll be socially ridiculed until you graduate.
Was the picture of your penis flaccid?
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18535744]Don't feel bad, you'll go down in FP history. Sort of. The only bad thing is that you'll be socially ridiculed until you graduate.[/QUOTE] Worse stuff than this has happened at my school. And I've politely told her not to tell anyone, but she probably will anyway. [quote=Tarzy]Was the picture of your penis flaccid? [/quote] Do I really have to answer that? It wasn't hard, but it wasn't flaccid. It was somewhere in between.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534392]I'm not trying to get in her pants, we're just friends is all.[/QUOTE] Friends don't send friends pictures of their dick.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18535910]Friends don't send friends pictures of their dick.[/QUOTE] Ok, I do like her.. but still..
What are you going to do at school some guy walks up and teases you and you whip out your dick and say "It's not fucking small!"... [editline]12:25AM[/editline] Or just tease her about her small penis.
Sorry. but.... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7u1A5V8NcU[/media]
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;18535977]What are you going to do at school some guy walks up and teases you and you whip out your dick and say "It's not fucking small!"...[/QUOTE] Show the kid making fun of you's dick to everyone. With luck, his will be smaller and people will laugh at it instead of yours.
You should have photoshopped it to look bigger.
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18536060]Show the kid making fun of you's dick to everyone. With luck, his will be smaller and people will laugh at it instead of yours.[/QUOTE] But that would be a DICK move.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;18536118]You should have photoshopped it to look bigger.[/QUOTE] i honestly thought about it.
haha you listen to Mindless Self Indulgence and you've got a tiny cock
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;18534782]No she didn't, just hush. You're not separate from the man race, and that friend of yours is either a whore or nonexistent.[/QUOTE] Yep she did, sorry you don't believe me. She's not bad either, she is good and makes straight A's in school and stuff.
Can't wait till the mods give OP a title like small penis.
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;18536291]Can't wait till the mods give OP a title like small penis.[/QUOTE] I'd :lol:
You whiner. But seriously, sorry.
You're such a dick man!
This is how it should have went. OK I'm sending you a picture of my cock... Sending.... [media]http://lovingthetasmaniandevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/chicken.jpg[/media] I guarantee you that would have gotten you ass that night
He want's box's so he can give her a. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GkTu7JLLNk[/media]
She's a bitch
Mine moved to California.
Wow you're stupid. sorry. [editline]08:12PM[/editline] Oh wait pics or it didn't happen :q:
Bitches, huh?
[QUOTE=Charlie Charles;18534629]LMFAO. No goddammit. He doesn't mean physically in shape. It's a slang for hot.[/QUOTE] I didn't get it either. OP shouldn't have took a pic of it semi flaccid. Should have gotten a nice big boner.
[QUOTE=kizza55;18534081]A lesson I have learnt off one of my horny friends. Never. [b]Ever[/b]. Send a girl a picture of your little friend. It never ends well.[/QUOTE] truth [editline]09:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18536335]You're such a dick man![/QUOTE] :downsrim:
Next time get super hard and take a picture in the bathroom mirror and flex your abs, go at the side so she can see how long it is, and push all of your hair back(hair on both your head and balls). Should higher your chances.
You never think properly now do you?
Just read the thread.. OP is a fucking dumb shit. She definitely didn't want to see his small dick.
why
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