In this thread; men make assumptions about an entire gender, disregarding age, race, and whatever other variables there may be in [b]the personality of a separate human being.[/b]
"Dude, women don't want to see a guy's cock."
"Women will never ask to see a guy's cock."
"You never catch women looking at your pants."
I'm not saying they do any of those things, but how many bloody girls do you people know? It's like me saying "All men are bisexual." You don't just state a bloody fact like that, Christ.
OP was screwed over by an idiot friend, that's it. There's no "women don't mean what they say," she was just a retard. End of story. I feel overly defensive all of a sudden, but whatever, felt like saying it.
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;18541332]In this thread; men make assumptions about an entire gender, disregarding age, race, and whatever other variables there may be in [b]the personality of a separate human being.[/b]
"Dude, women don't want to see a guy's cock."
"Women will never ask to see a guy's cock."
"You never catch women looking at your pants."
I'm not saying they do any of those things, but how many bloody girls do you people know? It's like me saying "All men are bisexual." You don't just state a bloody fact like that, Christ.
OP was screwed over by an idiot friend, that's it. There's no "women don't mean what they say," she was just a retard. End of story. I feel overly defensive all of a sudden, but whatever, felt like saying it.[/QUOTE]
Thank you, no joke. First person to give SOME advice here.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18541570]Thank you, no joke. First person to give SOME advice here.[/QUOTE]
Advice on how to fix this would be to apologize in person. Yeah, it'll be awkward as Hell for both of you, but it's the only way to make things straight.
After a fairly serious apology, that I hope she accepts, try and keep the mood light hearted. Make a joke or something. "Hey, at least it wasn't big enough to fill your screen, right?" Something along those lines, let her know things are still the same as they always were.
Of course, I've never really been in this situation so I can't really say too much. She might tell a few people that spread it. Bad luck, but it's pretty much unavoidable at this point.
I laughed pretty hard
Why the heck did you send someone a picture of your penis?
5inches is very small. Not big.
[QUOTE=kizza55;18534081]A lesson I have learnt off one of my horny friends. Never. [b]Ever[/b]. Send a girl a picture of your little friend. It never ends well.[/QUOTE]
It does if you have shit on them already :c00l:
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[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;18534987]unless they ask for it
which is never
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same at my school except said dick got texted around to everyone
this was like three years ago though[/QUOTE]
Some guy in my year level sent a picture of his dick to a girl and then she told everyone.
Remember kits, never send a picture of your dick to anyone.
Unless you have either:
1) Unshakable trust in them.
2) Incredibly persuasive blackmail.
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[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;18541332]In this thread; men make assumptions about an entire gender, disregarding age, race, and whatever other variables there may be in [b]the personality of a separate human being.[/b]
"Dude, women don't want to see a guy's cock."
"Women will never ask to see a guy's cock."
"You never catch women looking at your pants."
I'm not saying they do any of those things, but how many bloody girls do you people know? It's like me saying "All men are bisexual." You don't just state a bloody fact like that, Christ.
OP was screwed over by an idiot friend, that's it. There's no "women don't mean what they say," she was just a retard. End of story. I feel overly defensive all of a sudden, but whatever, felt like saying it.[/QUOTE]
You win the thread.
EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS PERSON!
The penis ruins friendships. It's fact.
She's just probably embarrassed at how small it was. Let me tell you a tale of friendship. One night a man's wife didn't come home. The next morning the Husband asked the wife where she was and she said "I was at a friends" So the husband called up all her friends and asked them she was there. They all said no. The next night the Husband was out all night, the next morning the wife asked him where he had been and he said he was at a friends. So the wife called up the Husbands ten closest friends and asked them if he had been at their houses eight of them said he had been and two said he still was.
Girls are unloyal and unpredictable.
[QUOTE=Xaphania;18534175]:cop:
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, SHARING CHILD PORN IS AGAINST THE LAW.[/QUOTE]
According to his Xfire profile he's 19 years old. Which just makes this even fucking weirder. How can you not realize this is a bad idea at age 19?
[QUOTE=broo20;18542178]She's just probably embarrassed at how small it was. Let me tell you a tale of friendship. One night a man's wife didn't come home. The next morning the Husband asked the wife where she was and she said "I was at a friends" So the husband called up all her friends and asked them she was there. They all said no. The next night the Husband was out all night, the next morning the wife asked him where he had been and he said he was at a friends. So the wife called up the Husbands ten closest friends and asked them if he had been at their houses eight of them said he had been and two said he still was.
Girls are unloyal and unpredictable.[/QUOTE]
Wait, what?
I don't even understand who you're calling the bad guy here. You yourself say the women, yet there's nine more men lying in the story.
God damn it, I should stop reading stuff like this on no sleep.
[b]Edit:[/b] Oh. Unloyal and unpredictable. Not liars. Right.
[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;18542216]According to his Xfire profile he's 19 years old. Which just makes this even fucking weirder. How can you not realize this is a bad idea at age 19?[/QUOTE]
I haven't used XFire in ages, so yeah, I probably did lie about my age on there.
I'm not 19. I'm below 18.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18542342]I haven't used XFire in ages, so yeah, I probably did lie about my age on there.
I'm not 19. I'm below 18.[/QUOTE]
Oh. Well in that case, your peter [i]is[/i] tiny.
:D What the hell kind of idiot would do that? She even said she'd be grossed out so what was the fucking point?
I don't know if this is a troll story or not.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A[/media]
Too bad, bro.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534392]I'm not trying to get in her pants, we're just friends is all.[/QUOTE]
With the tools you have, it wouldn't really matter even if you got in her pants.
I dont think showing her you dick over yahoo was the smartest idea... :/
Take a sander to your penis
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18542858]:D What the hell kind of idiot would do that? She even said she'd be grossed out so what was the fucking point?
I don't know if this is a troll story or not.[/QUOTE]
It's not a troll story.
I was half asleep and I was like "hey this would be a good idea" since she already told me near the beginning of the school year that she wouldn't mind to see it. (Which was kinda weird. We where sitting in the computer lab and she said "You're going to show me your penis" and I was just like "...what?" and I didn't show her then.)
True friends would accept your small dick.
You, sir, are the biggest idiot ever.
[b]Stupid.[/b]
Rub your dick with sandpaper
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Then send her a pic if your new Johnson
Anyone that says women aren't attracted by dicks obviously has a small dick.
lol i guess now you know not to show your penis to girls when its so small eh
Hey guys look who just texted me!
NSFW...
[media]http://www.emysmalldick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/big-clit-or-a-small-penis.jpg[/media]
You showed one of your best friends a picture of your dick.
What did you expect?
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