• How I lost one of my best friends.
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What are you going to do next? Upload it to 4chan and post a link on your mom's facebook wall? EDIT: May I suggest you get a title: "I have a tiny dick and I send pictures of it to my friends."
I find this hilarious. Sucks to be you, huh?
[QUOTE=Fang30;18542342]I haven't used XFire in ages, so yeah, I probably did lie about my age on there. I'm not 19. I'm below 18.[/QUOTE] Hm... are you 9?
you should sand your penis
tbh it was small
erm did the op actually think anyone here would care
Good going Poindexter, sending a pic of your dick to a girl.
You're a genius! :downs:
[QUOTE=selby3962;18534320]When you do stuff like that you're not supposed to actually DO it. You get a picture from google images with the search "huge penis" and send that. You should have said "it wasn't really mine, it was a picture from google" and everything would have been fine.[/QUOTE] this opportunity is still available to the OP, he could have just said it was from google and sent his penis anyway, she'll never figure it out
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;18551950]this opportunity is still available to the OP, he could have just said it was from google and sent his penis anyway, she'll never figure it out[/QUOTE] It might be a little late for that.
sending pics of your dick is never a good idea, i don't think anyone would have the reaction '' okay, thats cool'' why the fuck would you do that, you could have just told her to shut the fuck up with her stupid jokes.
I lost my friend when i shot him with the 22 then burried him in....i lost mine online too.
if she was hot then you are them most unluckiest person in the world
[QUOTE=Xxero0;18543078]I dont think showing her you dick over yahoo was the smartest idea... :/[/QUOTE] yeah, you totally should've done it over AIM instead everybody knows AIM gets the bitches
Tiny dick boy
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]I couldn't think of a good title, so if it's kinda cliffhangerish, change it.. So me and this girl have been friends for quite awhile.. 3 years now I do believe.. and we where talking last night on the phone and yahoo. She was on yahoo and we where talking and being on webcam and everything, but I stopped my webcam when she told me to call her. I called her and we didn't talk on yahoo messenger anymore. But I was still on the computer and so was she. We where getting a long so great, because we have been getting on each others nerves lately, like a lot, but now we where happy and everything. It felt great, until she started doing her fake insults to me. She does this every once in awhile, and I'm fine with it, it's funny because we argue, but not really arguing. She has this thing to tease me, where she will call me centimeter peter, tiny penis, etc. etc. even though she hasn't seen it. She said one of her best friends have seen it, cause a week ago I was doing a little "strip tease" as a joke to one of my guy friends, and you could kinda see a bulge, but yeah. So finally, I got tired of it, and I said, "That's it." and pulled up image sharing on yahoo messenger. (What's weird is that you have a choice of accepting or declining, and I made it pretty clear of what I was going to do.. as you'll see here.) I kept saying "I'm going to show you now, that's it." and she just didn't really say anything, and I said "You won't get mad at me or anything will you?" and she said "No, I won't get mad, but I'll be pretty grossed out and stuff like that." and that went on for about 15 minutes.. just of "are you sure?" and stuff. She got off the phone after she said "go ahead" or something like that, I can't really remember. So I took a picture and sent it. She said "eww" on yahoo and said "bye" and logged off. Then and there I knew something was going to happen. I couldn't go to sleep because I felt so bad. I finally drifted off at around 8:00 AM and when I woke up I sent her a message saying sorry and I feel stupid and stuff like that and she said something like "I know I said I wouldn't be mad but I am, and tbh it was small" or something. So yeah, now she won't even talk to me, I've tried calling her and everything. The worst part is that she's best friends with one of my other girl best friends, so she'll probably tell her and she'll be mad at me too. Pretty stupid, because I made it super clear I was going to send a picture.. but whatever. I'm kinda depressed right now, but not really, I'd rather just go to more "guy best friends", 'cause I can never predict a girl. P.S: It's not small. I know that for a fact, lol.[/QUOTE] Last paragraph makes me think you're going to go shove yourself in a closet of homosexuality. Rated gaybow.
I don't really believe the story. But if you did you deserve everything that's coming to you.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]She said "eww" on yahoo and said "bye" and logged off.[/QUOTE] :geno:
If it's any consolation most girls don't even know how big a dick should be when it isn't erect (assuming you sent her a picture of your dick while it was flaccid). If she was taking the piss out of you and calling you names why on fucking earth would you give her more ammunition? [editline]12:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=BackOnCrack;18551950]this opportunity is still available to the OP, he could have just said it was from google and sent his penis anyway, she'll never figure it out[/QUOTE] Unless his face is in the picture as well
[QUOTE=kootee;18552317]sending pics of your dick is never a good idea, i don't think anyone would have the reaction '' okay, thats cool'' why the fuck would you do that, you could have just told her to shut the fuck up with her stupid jokes.[/QUOTE] I have. [quote=Insignificant] [quote=BackOnCrack] this opportunity is still available to the OP, he could have just said it was from google and sent his penis anyway, she'll never figure it out[/quote] Unless his face is in the picture as well [/quote] Little late for that, face wasn't in the pic, but I think she already knows it really is. [quote=shadowknight]if she was hot then you are them most unluckiest person in the world [/quote] she's not.
So you did something really dumb and lost your chances at having sex with a girl? I was supposed to be bedding up with this hot island girl from Foxtrot over Thanksgiving break, but for some reason she was offended when she overheard me tell my battlebuddy I was going to "shatter her pelvis." Bitch best reconsider.
[QUOTE=RagaMuffin;18548565]Hey guys look who just texted me! NSFW... [media]http://www.emysmalldick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/big-clit-or-a-small-penis.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] That's a clitoris. Or a penis without them balls.
OP is dick. you don't show people your penis, well not normal people anyway.
Just go face to face with her, just the two of you and have a bit tears in your eyes and tell her what you think of her etc....
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]I couldn't think of a good title, so if it's kinda cliffhangerish, change it.. So me and this girl have been friends for quite awhile.. 3 years now I do believe.. and we where talking last night on the phone and yahoo. She was on yahoo and we where talking and being on webcam and everything, but I stopped my webcam when she told me to call her. I called her and we didn't talk on yahoo messenger anymore. But I was still on the computer and so was she. We where getting a long so great, because we have been getting on each others nerves lately, like a lot, but now we where happy and everything. It felt great, until she started doing her fake insults to me. She does this every once in awhile, and I'm fine with it, it's funny because we argue, but not really arguing. She has this thing to tease me, where she will call me centimeter peter, tiny penis, etc. etc. even though she hasn't seen it. She said one of her best friends have seen it, cause a week ago I was doing a little "strip tease" as a joke to one of my guy friends, and you could kinda see a bulge, but yeah. So finally, I got tired of it, and I said, "That's it." and pulled up image sharing on yahoo messenger. (What's weird is that you have a choice of accepting or declining, and I made it pretty clear of what I was going to do.. as you'll see here.) I kept saying "I'm going to show you now, that's it." and she just didn't really say anything, and I said "You won't get mad at me or anything will you?" and she said "No, I won't get mad, but I'll be pretty grossed out and stuff like that." and that went on for about 15 minutes.. just of "are you sure?" and stuff. She got off the phone after she said "go ahead" or something like that, I can't really remember. So I took a picture and sent it. She said "eww" on yahoo and said "bye" and logged off. Then and there I knew something was going to happen. I couldn't go to sleep because I felt so bad. I finally drifted off at around 8:00 AM and when I woke up I sent her a message saying sorry and I feel stupid and stuff like that and she said something like "I know I said I wouldn't be mad but I am, and tbh it was small" or something. So yeah, now she won't even talk to me, I've tried calling her and everything. The worst part is that she's best friends with one of my other girl best friends, so she'll probably tell her and she'll be mad at me too. Pretty stupid, because I made it super clear I was going to send a picture.. but whatever. I'm kinda depressed right now, but not really, I'd rather just go to more "guy best friends", 'cause I can never predict a girl. P.S: It's not small. I know that for a fact, lol.[/QUOTE] [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com/img/4ada00pedobearfeelsgoodman.gif][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/thumbs/th.4ada00pedobearfeelsgoodman.gif[/IMG][/URL]
Meme... MEME? :mad:
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]-Boringtextdidnotread-[/QUOTE] :downs:
[url]http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Fang30[/url] Look at age. [editline]04:54PM[/editline] 13 for lazy people.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]] I was doing a little "strip tease" to one of my guy friends P.S: It's not small. I know that for a fact, lol.[/QUOTE] g
Your penis on the internets Congratulations :zoid:
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