• How I lost one of my best friends.
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She was joking, Jesus Christ. What the fuck possessed you to make you think sending a picture of your cock was a good idea? I've no sympathy for you.
OP :dong:
Say it was your dad
Fang30, this finally proves that you're an enormous idiot.
[QUOTE=sliferz;18564636]Fang30, this finally proves that you're an enormous idiot.[/QUOTE] we needed proof?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WHptG35EWU[/media]
Pics, or i do not believe it happened. Seriously. She sounds like a total knob; i knew someone who would act the same to me because she wanted to feel superior. Best thing is to ignore it and get some real friends, rather than some std riddled excuse for a female.
[QUOTE=Killoch0;18534121]I assume at no point while you were taking photos of your manhood to send to a female friend you thought "This may be a rather poor idea" You've obviously got some issues if you felt the need to publicise your johnson over a feigned joke.[/QUOTE] Idiots agree'd with you. You and your army of idiots. Haehaehaeh. You know when people get angry, they might do horrific things.
[QUOTE=Lego399;18562901][url]http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Fang30[/url] Look at age. [editline]04:54PM[/editline] 13 for lazy people.[/QUOTE] Really.. you really had to look up my username? Honestly, I find that a bit stalkerish. [quote=Kzaf]Just go face to face with her, just the two of you and have a bit tears in your eyes and tell her what you think of her etc.... [/quote] Eh, I have better ideas than that. Either I just won't be friends with her anymore (I honestly wouldn't mind at all.) or I can just act really depressed at school. I have 3 classes with her, so maybe during those periods I'll just lay my head on my desk and just not talk and stuff. Might make her feel bad or something, idk.
So you were friends for three years, and then your friendship ended because of a penis picture? What kind of a friendship was that? Did you play in the sandbox together or what? *sigh* Children... [editline]02:07PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Fang30;18572416] Eh, I have better ideas than that. Either I just won't be friends with her anymore (I honestly wouldn't mind at all.) [/QUOTE] Of course you wouldn't mind, that's why you posted this thread and all. :downs:
I thought this thread would be about one of your best friends dying or something.
That might be the most dumb ratings I've ever seen in a first post. And the OP deserves every single one of them.
Centimeter Peter, I laughed.
[QUOTE=Lego399;18562901][url]http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Fang30[/url] Look at age. [editline]04:54PM[/editline] 13 for lazy people.[/QUOTE] Okay, and I took this thread seriously. Sending a picture of your cock to a thirteen year old girl. Yeah, her reaction could of been easily assumed. I was hoping at VERY LEAST 15-17. Sorry man, you're on your own here.
I lost my best friend because i send him a picture of my penis. What the fuck?
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18580450]I lost my best friend because i send him a picture of my penis. What the fuck?[/QUOTE] ... I agree with the second line of your message, but-...
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;18580485]... I agree with the second line of your message, but-...[/QUOTE] I'm talking about the OP.
You deserved it. What the fuck were you thinking? Well, you go do that and then come and whine about it on FP?
God, I thought she died or something. You'll get over this soon enough.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18572416]or I can just act really depressed at school. I have 3 classes with her, so maybe during those periods I'll just lay my head on my desk and just not talk and stuff. Might make her feel bad or something, idk.[/QUOTE] Or you could grow a pair and just apologies instead of acting a pussy in class for attention. [editline]15:17pm[/editline] Your only 13!? You'll defiantly never hear the end of this if you don't have any pubes yet as well.
Why the fucking fuck would you mention you have a tiny penis? [editline]05:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=shakadamus;18581119]Or you could grow a pair and just apologies instead of acting a pussy in class for attention. [editline]15:17pm[/editline] Your only 13!? You'll defiantly never hear the end of this if you don't have any pubes yet as well.[/QUOTE] Why would he not have pubes? Childhood must have been hell for you, aye baldy?
Isn't that distributing child porn...
[QUOTE=RagaMuffin;18583526]Isn't that distributing child porn...[/QUOTE] :siren: :cop: :siren: What's the police code for "13 year old kid just showed his small penis to a girl over yahoo"? more technically speaking, what's the code when responding to a suspected child pornography distribution?
[QUOTE=RagaMuffin;18583526]Isn't that distributing child porn...[/QUOTE] No.. not really. She's the same age. [editline]now[/editline] god damnit I didn't see this was 9 hours ago.. and I probably could have let this thread die.
[QUOTE=3com111;18534061]Normal people don't usually show their penis to their ladyfriends.[/QUOTE] Unless you're about to have sex with them.
OP deserves a custom title Centimeter peter.
OP if you're a teen which I'm hoping you are from how you're acting, the average is 6 inches. if it's under that than you're shit out of luck.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;18598246]OP if you're a teen which I'm hoping you are from how you're acting, the average is 6 inches. if it's under that than you're shit out of luck.[/QUOTE] Actually i think the average is 5.6 inches. which is still 5 inches more than i have :( [editline]03:31PM[/editline] [QUOTE=avwos;18583231]Why the fucking fuck would you mention you have a tiny penis? [editline]05:35PM[/editline] Why would he not have pubes? Childhood must have been hell for you, aye baldy?[/QUOTE] Some guys don't grow pubic hair until the age of 15 or even 16 it's no big deal. As a teenager some guys feel insecure and worry that they aren't growing fast enough or that their dick isn't big enough or that they don't have pubes yet, I've never understood this, you can have the biggest, hairiest prick in the world and still look like a fucking minger. So why should it matter if noone will want to fuck you anyway
[QUOTE=Fang30;18593219]No.. not really. She's the same age. [editline]now[/editline] god damnit I didn't see this was 9 hours ago.. and I probably could have let this thread die.[/QUOTE] Yes it is, it doesn't matter what age she is - if your sending a childs cock to ANYBODY, it's classed as distributing child porn...
[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013] ...and tbh it was small[/QUOTE] Pwned.
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