• How I lost one of my best friends.
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[QUOTE=Fang30;18534013]I couldn't think of a good title, so if it's kinda cliffhangerish, change it.. So me and this girl have been friends for quite awhile.. 3 years now I do believe.. and we where talking last night on the phone and yahoo. She was on yahoo and we where talking and being on webcam and everything, but I stopped my webcam when she told me to call her. I called her and we didn't talk on yahoo messenger anymore. But I was still on the computer and so was she. We where getting a long so great, because we have been getting on each others nerves lately, like a lot, but now we where happy and everything. It felt great, until she started doing her fake insults to me. She does this every once in awhile, and I'm fine with it, it's funny because we argue, but not really arguing. She has this thing to tease me, where she will call me centimeter peter, tiny penis, etc. etc. even though she hasn't seen it. She said one of her best friends have seen it,[u] cause a week ago I was doing a little "strip tease" as a joke to one of my guy friends,[/u] and you could kinda see a bulge, but yeah. So finally, I got tired of it, and I said, "That's it." and pulled up image sharing on yahoo messenger. (What's weird is that you have a choice of accepting or declining, and I made it pretty clear of what I was going to do.. as you'll see here.) I kept saying "I'm going to show you now, that's it." and she just didn't really say anything, and I said "You won't get mad at me or anything will you?" and she said "No, I won't get mad, but I'll be pretty grossed out and stuff like that." and that went on for about 15 minutes.. just of "are you sure?" and stuff. She got off the phone after she said "go ahead" or something like that, I can't really remember. So I took a picture and sent it. She said "eww" on yahoo and said "bye" and logged off. Then and there I knew something was going to happen. I couldn't go to sleep because I felt so bad. I finally drifted off at around 8:00 AM and when I woke up I sent her a message saying sorry and I feel stupid and stuff like that and she said something like "I know I said I wouldn't be mad but I am, and tbh it was small" or something. So yeah, now she won't even talk to me, I've tried calling her and everything. The worst part is that she's best friends with one of my other girl best friends, so she'll probably tell her and she'll be mad at me too. Pretty stupid, because I made it super clear I was going to send a picture.. but whatever. I'm kinda depressed right now, but not really, I'd rather just go to more "guy best friends", 'cause I can never predict a girl. P.S: It's not small. I know that for a fact, lol. [b]Update on the whole story:[/b] First day of school went by today. It actually wasn't that bad at all. My friends made fun of me a little bit, saying it was a "2 inch" and stuff, but no one really cared. Also, after I explained everything, they actually think that my friend is stupid for doing that stuff. Some people were even calling her a ho and stuff. I didn't sit by her in any of my period, just sat by my other friends. Other girls didn't really care either and were actually talking to me MORE if anything. Weird I guess, but I should have kinda expected that from my school. The jokes are actually pretty funny, and I even make fun of myself. Like one of my friends walked up to me and started telling me a joke, which started out with "You know what a great pickup line for a girl is?" and I simply responded "Well, for me, it would be 'hey, i'll show you a picture of my junk.'" and everyone laughed. I actually find it pretty funny. No one believes her about it being small either, so that's a plus.[/QUOTE] What?
seriously i couldn't stop lol'ing at all these comments. you're a fucking retard.
Welp, for some reason, today she said she wasn't mad at me anymore. I'm not sure what to think about that actually.
[QUOTE=Fang30;18700988]Welp, for some reason, today she said she wasn't mad at me anymore. I'm not sure what to think about that actually.[/QUOTE] QUICKLY! ASK HER OUT! When in bed do exactly as follows, or severe ED will occur; 1. Remember to discard your condom. 2. As she is about to climax, tell her you hate her, and leave. 3. Masturbate thoroughly in elevator. 4. Do not get into a bed at all. 5. When she runs down the stairs and asks for her orgy, refuse. 6. Say you just had a fap. 7. Laugh in her face. 8. Give her her orgy and leave her outside the elevator with all the buttons pushed. 9. She will have to run naked up the stairs. 10. Triumph over her bitch-ness, run towards the street! [sp]11. Get hit by a bus, smile fading from your lips.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Sickle;18701092]QUICKLY! ASK HER OUT! When in bed do exactly as follows, or severe ED will occur; 1. Remember to discard your condom. 2. As she is about to climax, tell her you hate her, and leave. 3. Masturbate thoroughly in elevator. 4. Do not get into a bed at all. 5. When she runs down the stairs and asks for her orgy, refuse. 6. Say you just had a fap. 7. Laugh in her face. 8. Give her her orgy and leave her outside the elevator with all the buttons pushed. 9. She will have to run naked up the stairs. 10. Triumph over her bitch-ness, run towards the street! [sp]11. Get hit by a bus, smile fading from your lips.[/sp][/QUOTE] Great advice, I'll follow it now.
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