• Hip hup huzaah house to myself
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Streak
[QUOTE=Dirf;24424411][i]Mom and dad are gone so nobody cares! So I'm gonna live on a mountain of chairs!"[/i] Do it.[/QUOTE] That's a Whitest Kids U' Know reference isn't it?
Sacrifice small animals and splatter your walls with blood.
Now you can keep jumping on your bed training barrel rolls without your parents yellin "you are 30 stop jumping like a 5 year old!"
Fuck every single crevice in your house.
Take a shit on the ceiling
Listen too your favorite Artists/Bands and dance [b]WHILE NAKED[/b].
What should I make for breakfast? I only ask because it's naked breakfast.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;24424506]Do all those things again... But in the reverse order :smug:[/QUOTE] How can he masturbate naked, then get naked :psyduck:
Play Supcom World Domination or what its called, i heard it takes long.
Do a barrel roll.
[QUOTE=slinkman;24424420]I'm on facepunch, do you really think I know people in real life? :raise:[/QUOTE] Dude, real life is just a rumor sent to scare us
Make pancakes and jizz in the batter.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;24424690]You should build defences in case robbers come. Oh shit, too late. [img]http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/joe-pesci-home-alone-0510-lg-86102121.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] oh my god thats joe pesci i never realised
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