[quote=dronaroid;18343877]the plot gets more complex each day.[/quote]
dun dun duuuun
[QUOTE=Joxalot;18343922]Making fun of me? :crying:[/QUOTE]
:ohdear: dawww 3:
dun dun dun duuuuuuun dun dun
[QUOTE=Joxalot;18343807]I love anime[/QUOTE]
Liar.
So....
Anyone doing anything interesting?
The floppy drive should be brought back!
Oh [b]shit[/b]
Literally :gonk:
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18343971]So....
Anyone doing anything interesting?[/QUOTE]
Master baiting.
I love fishing with my good bait. Have to bait it just ight'
[QUOTE=Suttles;18343987]Master baiting.
I love fishing with my good bait. Have to bait it just ight'[/QUOTE]
Oh.
Me too.
The ship's captain is named "Master bates" though.
Yeah.
what's this and I am 12
no 13 actually
[QUOTE=NuclearDwarf;18344008]what's this and I am 12
no 13 actually[/QUOTE]
Oh.
So you joined FP at the age of 10?
I joined FP when I was in the womb.
What happens if you break the age limit? Ban?
yes I joined at 10
Fuck yeah, fixed my avatar up.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18343947]:q:[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
lawl.
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin
I've fucked Danny Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
Hell yeah!
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as I poked him
Group... sex
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down
Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it....
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
Bam random boner.
[QUOTE=Suttles;18344033]What happens if you break the age limit? Ban?[/QUOTE]
.
[QUOTE=Suttles;18344033]What happens if you break the age limit? Ban?[/QUOTE]Yeah you get permabanned with the reason "Underaged." if you join FP under the age of 13 iirc.
[QUOTE=azure 505;18344213]Yeah you get permabanned with the reason "Underaged." if you join FP under the age of 13 iirc.[/QUOTE]
Oh ok, thanks for explaining that. I was wondering because I see alot of youung people.
Nevermind.
And the angel of the lord led me
Into the belly of the holy mother
A chamber black as pitch
But I felt no fear, only comfort,
For I was as a child in the womb
And she begged me
"Hear through yonder portal
Which looked upon the heavens,
And behold! a morning angel"
Hal-le-lu-jah!
She ascended slowly from far beyond the horizon,
Her light like a heavenly finger pointing the way
And on yonder wall she traced for me a path
Which led me five directions, eight winters to east,
Hal-le-lu-jah!
And behold!
As my feet landed firmly
Upon the vital winter of the second storm
There appeared before me a heavenly star
Hal-le-lu-jah!
A holy virgin, the bringer of life and breath
And she spoke unto me saying
"Fear not the movement of the heavens above or the earth below
For change is what we are, my child.
Hal-le-lu-jah!
Righteous are those
Who look up and sway with the wind,
Who look down and dance with the shifting of the soil,
Who swim with the movement of the tides
Hal-le-lu-jah!
Who seek the truth around them
And discover that we are
And have always been in paradise.
The reflections of heaven on earth. Amen!'
Hal-le-lu-jah!
And she spoke again saying
"Know, my child,
That there is no devil seeking
To cause guilt nor harm to men.
Hal-le-lu-jah!
No evil, save blind faith, ignorance,
And the desire for the unprepared
To blame others for the devastation
Left in the wake of change
Hal-le-lu-jah!
Change, my child
Change is in the heavens
Change is on this earth
Change is all around us
Hal-le-lu-jah!
And if we
Are reflections of the divine
We must roll with these changes,
For we are these changes.
Hal-le-lu-jah!
Eyes wide open,
We must look upon
The heavens as a mirror.
Wide awake, aware, deeply breathing
Hal-le-lu-jah!
And when the shit comes down, my child,
You will be there,
A true and holy survivor
To inherit the kingdom of god.
Hal-le-lu-jah!
You will rise above the rumbles of the unprepared
To greet the new day,
To drink from the sweet fruit of the vine,
The water of life, the blood of the risen Christ, my child.'
Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!
'Go now, son,
Tell them all.
The ignorant, the blind paw by dogma,
Blinded by faith, the doubters, the nay sayers.
Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!
Tell them all, child,
They can not see
The kingdom of God,
They can not see paradise
Unfold before them
Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!
They can not drink
From the chalice
Which holds the blood of Christ,
The water of life,
Until they get right with Jesus.
Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!
Until they get right with Jesus.
It's always gonna be
Sour grapes with you, boy,
Until you get right with Jesus. Amen!
Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!
Actually I dunno if that will still happen but I have definitely seen it happen before.
right bedtime
[editline]03:03AM[/editline]
there we go, in bed
I think if you are underage and are immature you should bet banned, or are immature but joined at a early age.
General Shepherd is a dickhole.
[QUOTE=TH89;18344346]General Shepherd is a dickhole.[/QUOTE]
cool
[QUOTE=NuclearDwarf;18344276]right bedtime
[editline]03:03AM[/editline]
there we go, in bed[/QUOTE]
*facepalm*
Anyone wanna play L4D2 demo?
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