[QUOTE=dcalde78;18368429]new avatar go[/QUOTE]
Ah man I was gonna do JB.
Maybe I'll do duke.
hey there baby
JB was the shit back in the day.
I'm gonna go play more MW2.
dcalde now gets all the chicks
Oh man... The next installment's pretty amazing, almost moved me to tears. Just a bit more work on it, and i'll post it.
Trust me, you'll be deeply moved.
What are you talking about, Smirnoff? I don't frequent facepunch any more.
his epic story
Cheese.
[QUOTE=Giner;18367686]HV get the breasts out and feed him.[/QUOTE]
O_o;
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[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;18367819]no feed me![/QUOTE]
O___O;
I feel like i'm going to throw up again, but at least the paracetamol's working on the headache.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;18368594]What are you talking about, Smirnoff? I don't frequent facepunch any more.[/QUOTE]He writes stories, posts bits of it here every time he gets a part done.
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18368698]O_o;
[editline]04:07PM[/editline]
O___O;[/QUOTE]Seriously, i'm hungry!
Or horny
one of those 2
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;18368467]dcalde now gets all the chicks[/QUOTE]
:v: last time i remembered, JB was such a tool and would always get turned down by the ladehs and slapped or really injured. Suits you well Damien :}
Is it bad that I think Pussy is probably the best track on Rammstein's new album?
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;18368711]I feel like i'm going to throw up again, but at least the paracetamol's working on the headache.
He writes stories, posts bits of it here every time he gets a part done.
[editline]10:08PM[/editline]
Seriously, i'm hungry!
Or horny
one of those 2[/QUOTE]
I dont want to chance having you throw up all over me.. :v:
I've finished the part. Ready to be blown away?
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18368760]I dont want to chance having you throw up all over me.. :v:[/QUOTE]:(
Tomorrow, perhaps? :q:
Hold onto your hats, the story continues!
"Oh, great job Bev...", Damien remarked with disdain. "Your armies have driven Adam INSANE!" The once-brave Felan had indeed suffered a massive Sanity loss from setting eyes upon the skeleton army, and was now speaking terrified gibberish as a result. Damien attempted a 9-point Sanity Recovery spell, but the madness was too deeply ingrained into Adam's mind, due to a major flaw in his species' creation concerning their instinctive fear of the supernatural. This left Damien despondent of his friend's condition, where if his madness was so great that a 9-point spell wouldn't work wonders on him, then maybe nothing else would. Once again, his disdain turned to Beverly for what she did. "Well, I hope you're happy...", he sighed through gritted teeth. "Your act of dark power, the reclamation of your necromancy, it has effectively destroyed my best friend. And to think..." He turned his back in shame. "To think I saw divine potential in you..." "...Damien...", Beverly began. "I... i'm sorry for what happened to Adam. I didn't think that my power would do such a thing to him..."
"And that was why you failed, Bev", he countered. "You didn't FUCKING think! I thought that you, one of the smartest people on the team, would think of the consequences of these kinds of actions. Now see the results..." "Ok, OK!", she replied, now irritated from Damien's lecturing. "Yeah, i'm sorry that I made Adam go mad, I didn't think of the bloody consequences, just GET OFF MY BLOODY BACK ABOUT IT, OK?!" And that was when Damien snapped. "I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION!", he yelled with fire in his tongue. "MY BEST FRIEND HAS EFFECTIVELY LOST HIS MIND, AND NO MAGIC I HAVE HAS BEEN ABLE TO CURE HIM! YOU BROUGHT IT UPON HIM WITHOUT ANY CLEAR JUDGEMENT, JUST SELFISHLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR NEWFOUND OLD POWER! YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY ENDED HIS CAREER, THAT'S HOW INSANE HE'S BECOME!" After the rage had subsided, he collapsed into tears, lamenting his friend's condition with an intensity he had not felt for over a year. The last time he lamented so hard was when Chloe died, in the final battle against Chattur'gha.
It was the middle of March in '39, and Damien & Chloe had been fighting alongside the Templars for nearly two years. Over that long time period, the pair had become deeply romantically involved with each other. Their love-life was still considerably fresh for both of them, and they were almost inseparable, despite the ups and downs that occured over the many months of their relationship. They also gained much power over the 20 months that had passed, now holding mastery over magicks that even Damien hadn't previously heard of. Damien also had the good fortune of having other friends aiding the Templars. With Jaren's Law repealed in mid-July '37, magic became more prominent in the orders that sprung up across the city, and some wizards followed Damien's pioneering example, joining with the orders. Blaze was one such wizard, joining the Templars in early October, but she wasn't alone. During her time at the Mage's Guild, a summoning experiment went rather awry, summoning a caprine Daeman from ancient times. This creature had been plucked from the jaws of a watery grave, and thus it swore a vow of servitude to Blaze, becoming her trusted servant. Named Zack, after the alleged name of the prophesised "last human", he was highly skilled in the Elemental Magicks, the prehistoric precursor to the ancient Greeks' theories of the four elements. However, his powers were more focused on destruction and explosions, being a soldier of an ancient army of Daemen from prehistory. The pair eventually joined the Templars, and along with Damien and Chloe, became some of their most valued wizards.
However, it wasn't all a smooth ride. The death of Chloe's brother George in November '37 had a devastating effect on her, causing her to lose faith just as he had when their mother was sacrificed. It took a long couple of months for her to regain her former composure, even with Damien's reassurances that she wasn't alone. It didn't help their relationship too much either when Damien came face to face with Adam Freeman, who was hated intensely by his species for his patricidal murder of Gordon Freeman at the end of the Secret War against MJ12. Despite his past transgressions, Damien sought to help Adam find redemption, much to the ire of his fellow Templars, but this was resolved by Damien daring them to kill him, where they couldn't find the heart to do so. His decisions led to Chloe briefly breaking up with him, but she later saw true as he did, and eventually came back to him. Another bump in the road came in February of '39, when Damien had succesfully defused a device that would've consumed the souls of every Felan alive, but suffered a heavy toll on himself. He had temporarily died upon wrenching a vampiric crystal from the heart of the device, but was ressurected by the energies of the crystal, restarting his heart. However, he was now cursed with a unique form of Vampirism. His long brown hair had faded to a deathly grey-white, and his irises were tinged blood-red. But worst of all, the vampiric enchantment that restarted his heart required a constant supply of mana in order to keep it beating, similar to how regular vampires required the life-energies present in blood in order to keep their souls fused to their undead bodies.
But he himself wasn't really "undead" in the scientific sense. Almost all of his bodily systems worked perfectly fine except for the heart, which was the only thing that required "feeding". He was more like partway between life and undeath, technically making him a "dhampir", a notion previously unthought-of in modern Vampire cultures. Despite the fears and anxieties expressed by his fellow Templars and even his beloved Chloe, he persevered, treating the curse almost like a gift, similar to how the vampire Vorador treated his own condition like a gift, and focused on the positive attributes the curse brought him. As well as not suffering from the vulnerability of sunlight and water that previous generations of Vampires did back in Nosgoth, he had gained the power to drain his enemies of their minds and their souls, granting him not only his much-needed spiritual sustenance, but also the intelligence and powers of his foes, at the cost of his victims losing their identities and memories almost completely. Whilst initially extremely horrified by this, he saw it as an opportunity to truly absolve his enemies, as the diminished souls would get another chance at life when their blank spirits manifested in newly-born lifeforms. Also, as he fed on his enemies, his own power grew vastly, faster than it normally did, so fast that it even scared himself.
Eventually, the dreaded "last day" finally came. The Klansmen had accumulated enough biomass to fully rebuild Chattur'gha, reduced to sacrificing their own fellow humans in order to finish the restoration, and the Great Being of Matter rose from the depths of the Cathedral, whole again at last. However, He was unable to rally His Guardians, since they were in a locked-out universe. Due to this, He set out across the continent to the New Pillars in Britain, where He would topple them, and bring His Guardians into Hub, plunging the world into eternal darkness. Damien would not allow this, and thus pursued Chattur'gha to the Pillars, situated at Salisbury Plain due to the ley-nexi present throughout the area, one of which served as a summoning point for the new Pillars. It was here that the prophesised final battle took place, where Damien and his allies did battle with the Ancient. After lengthy exchanges of Power Beams and 9-Point Ulyaoth-aligned Magickal Attacks, Chloe was partially crushed by Chattur'gha's giant claws, and was on the brink of death. Seeing her at the doorway to death, Damien cast a massive 9-point Invocation spell (Tier Aretak-Santak), completing the destiny prophesised all those months ago, becoming a mighty avatar of the late Ulyaoth. Remembering the nature of how Chattur'gha fell before Ulyaoth, Damien repeated that which the Master of the Planes had done, reflecting Chattur'gha's Power Beams with Planar Portals, bifuricating His right claw by trapping it in a portal, and finally slicing off His left arm with (you guessed it) another portal.
However, Damien did not do entirely what his alignment's Ancient did, and did not portal-frag his enemy's body as Ulyaoth did. Instead, he cast aside the power of Ulyaoth, and used his powers of spirit-draining to attempt to consume Chattur'gha's existence, thus preventing Him from returning, forever. However, the Ancient's soul proved to have an unwipable consciousness, and could only be diminished spiritually to a certain extent, meaning that He would be able to start his schemes all over again. But Damien did something then that he had previously never considered. Wrenching His soul from His 1000ft carcass, Damien bound Chattur'gha's spirit inside his own spirit, thus adding an even heavier curse upon his quasi-mortal shoulders. Whenever Damien was asleep, Chattur'gha would have control of his body, and Damien would suffer the most horrible nightmares. Even when he was conscious, he still heard the Ancient's screams and taunts as it attempted to drive Damien to destroy himself. However bad this was, it was nothing compared to what happened next. As Damien chained Chattur'gha within himself, Chloe lost her fight to live, and bled to death despite Adam's best efforts. Damien was wracked with loss and grief, and the horrific nightmares did little to help either, despite chaining himself to his bed in an effort to keep Chattur'gha pacified during His conscious times.
But another terrible secret was imparted to him, whilst clearing out the bins a few days later, upon the discovery of a pregnancy test. It was positive, and 3 weeks old. They had been so sure that their biology wouldn't mix, that they didn't use any protection during the consumations of their love. But now he knew, that the two species' DNA were coincidentally so similar that they were capable of interbreeding. Chloe had been pregnant with Damien's child... Even the horrors of the nightmares he suffered were nothing compared to knowing that his partner had died whilst carrying his only child. He fell into a terrible depression, without the will to do anything other than eat, sleep, and use the toilet, and even that was a challenge. Thankfully, Adam had become a close friend to Damien, and helped him through his tough times, helping him cope with the demise of his one love, the loss of what would've been his first-born child, and with the monstrous evil chained within his very soul. As Damien slowly recovered from his condition, he developed a strong, profound bond with Adam, truly becoming the best of friends, almost like brothers, as well as being extremely close to the point of codependency. Ever since, the two had become nearly inseperable, each taking care of the other.
After the defeat of Chattur'gha, Damien was hailed as a hero, though he disdained his heroicness, claiming that it counted for nothing due to his blind pursuit of power, selfishly condemning Chloe to death by containing Chattur'gha instead of helping keep her alive. "If I could go back to one day in my life...", he lamented as he spoke into the microphone at Trafalgar Square. "...any day at all... I'd go back to the day of the battle, and i'd make sure that before I contained the beast, i'd help stop her from dying. I'd give my life to see her again... My very soul, if only I could see one last... one last smile, on her face..." "One... last... smile..." he echoed. "D-D-Damien?" His senses snapped back to the here-and-now of the Courtyard. Beverly's eyes were wide with concern at his condition. "Y-you really phased out there, is everything ok?" Damien rose to his feet, now armed with the knowledge of what had to be done. "Right", he spoke with renewed strength. "I've got an idea."
To be concluded...
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18368732]:v: last time i remembered, JB was such a tool and would always get turned down by the ladehs and slapped or really injured. Suits you well Damien :}[/QUOTE]
True true true
But now he has balls and lives with his badass mommeh
Goddamn, I remember him saying that, it was fucking awesome.
He said it the best way ever
jesus christ...
Ooooooh I seeeeee.
Well I saw posts here and there of it and I was instantly put off by the names that look like they're riffing entirely off of Cthulu.
And by the apparent ego.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;18368802]True true true
But now he has balls and lives with his badass mommeh
Goddamn, I remember him saying that, it was fucking awesome.
He said it the best way ever[/QUOTE]
what the fuck? I dont think they allowed that kind of language on Cartoon Network :|
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18368832]what the fuck? I dont think they allowed that kind of language on Cartoon Network :|[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure there was an episode of Ed Edd and Eddy and eddy said fuck.
[quote=dual elites;18368856]i'm pretty sure there was an episode of ed edd and eddy and eddy said fuck.[/quote]
lmao what?!?
mw2 time again :|
I need proof. This is maddness...
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18368832]what the fuck? I dont think they allowed that kind of language on Cartoon Network :|[/QUOTE]
Just 'mommeh'
Well I think he said it, I was really young when I saw it but everyone in school was talking about it too lol.
[QUOTE=dual elites;18368902]Well I think he said it, I was really young when I saw it but everyone in school was talking about it too lol.[/QUOTE]
Shut up luke. You're just a fucking idiot. I cant wait to tie you up and throw you down the stairs and piss in your eyes and leave you for an hour on the ground festering and marinating and come back and beat you with a shoe.
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love you! :buddy::3:
o i c
Someone help me stay awake, I don't want to wake up with an imprint of my keyboard on my face again :/
Anyone take the time?
Also, Doom, the latest installment might be able to keep you on edge.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;18368892]Just 'mommeh'[/QUOTE]
Oh, and "YOU PISSED HIM OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!"
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