• What Are You Thinking? V. Attack of the Crones
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[quote] ‘Five days after the Invasion’ Sergeant Andel G. “Sky Blizzard” 2nd Irean Airforce, 405th Air Wingé April 6th, 2037 “Bogey 4; 3 2; 1 in sight flying at a very high altitude head of us, over” I tightened my grip on the smooth leather grip of the joystick. Patiently waiting for further orders. My colleague Dave Kolleruson, the gunner, activated the targeting system and checked all the weapons and made they were loaded property. “Aye! I’ve been waitinn’ fo’ this mome’t fo’ quite so’me time, Andel!” He said happily through the mike with a grin. At least I think he was smiling? I couldn’t tell with the filthy muck on my visor and the black ski mask he was wearing. I nodded in agreement, “ Haven’t we all, Koll, haven’t we all.” Before this, and before this hell we have been staying in the Far South where we have been testing a new plane that was going to be put into active IAF service, the A65- Night Hawk Blawker. Or as some foreign observer liked to call it: “Mr. Blawker”. Right now we are currently seeing its ability to dog fight because we did not have enough time to actually test it, you see. We just flew around in huge eights’, nothing more of the like and nothing more of importance. I think right now I’m in one of the few eight to be made the past few days. If this is dog fight is ever successful, says the big man under all the shiny medals, then we will consider putting it officially in service. Just then, a voice cracked up over the radio: “[i]Bogeys’ going into a parallel line, it looks like they noticed you and are gearing to attack, over.[/i]” “[i]Six minutes until engagement!![/i]” “[i]Copy that. Fox two and three you will follow me. Fox five, six and seven will come in from the right and attack them from the left rear, and for Fox eight, nine, and then it will be vice versa for you. Fox Tail One out.[/i]” I struggled to catch up with Fox Tail. I honestly didn't recall the jet to be this slow! It was pretty fast when we were still testing it. I guess its because of all the weaponry stored, but then again this is state of the art, right? “[i]Estimated two minutes: thirty seconds remaining until engagement.[/i]” I turned my head slightly to catch a glimpse of Dave before looking back and keeping the distance between me and Fox steady. “Hey Dave.. I never asked you this before, but.. what made you join the Air Force?” I waited for a response. I turned back to look at him. He made a fist and shook it almost like a bobblehead, “To kik’ some Bogah’ ass!” He exclaimed and laughed. I smiled and chuckled a bit too. “What was ‘yor reazun, Andel?” He asked in return. I turned back to face my HUD. “I joined because all the males in my family served in the military at one point in time. They all survived their terms, too. I just felt it was right to do the same. Y’know?” “But why the Air force? Why not the IGF or the `Nava or-“ “[i]Fifteen seconds until engangement.[/i]” I grinned, looking at that fifthly visor of his for a few seconds. “Good luck Dave, do your best!” He nodded, “ “Ou tuu, mate.” [i]“Five..” “four..” “Three…” “Two…”[/i] “[i]FOR THE IREAN MOTHERLAND! FIRE, FIRE, FIRE![/i]” [/quote] I'm hungry after writing all that now.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18374050]full of win. :3:[/QUOTE] I always loved watching 2 Stupid Dogs. I miss my childhood :saddowns:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;18374117]I always loved watching 2 Stupid Dogs. I miss my childhood :saddowns:[/QUOTE]I miss.. oh gosh what was that show called, the one with the detective squirrel or whatever.
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;18374145]I miss.. oh gosh what was that show called, the one with the detective squirrel or whatever.[/QUOTE] lmao ew that show...
Hello.
[quote=kamikaze470;18374145]i miss.. Oh gosh what was that show called, the one with the detective squirrel or whatever.[/quote] [b][i]oh dear fucking god i got a picture but whats his name[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18374165]Hello.[/QUOTE] Can I lead you to the exit?
Oh yeah this one. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Squirrel[/url]
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;18374145]I miss.. oh gosh what was that show called, the one with the detective squirrel or whatever.[/QUOTE] Super Secret Squirrel? fucking ninjad
[QUOTE=Giner;18374344]Can I lead you to the exit?[/QUOTE] No. I am not staying in this thread anymore. If I want OIFY, I will go to the OIFY.
and you will get kicked from the OIFY
And somehow theres a Russia anthem song on my playlist. Wonder how that got there.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014[/media]
I remember when I was younger, my mother let foreign exchange students live in our house. We were short of cash, so it was good. I remember one guy in particular. His name was Stefan, and from what I can remember, he was awesome. Really friendly and nice. And I remember for 5 or so years after, my mother, brother and I all got a christmas present from him. The present I remember getting most was a blue 3rd party PS1 controller.
Awesome Soviet Assault music [editline]08:38PM[/editline] Thought I deleted these off my playlist, weird.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;18375151]I remember when I was younger, my mother let foreign exchange students live in our house. We were short of cash, so it was good. I remember one guy in particular. His name was Stefan, and from what I can remember, he was awesome. Really friendly and nice. And I remember for 5 or so years after, my mother, brother and I all got a christmas present from him. The present I remember getting most was a blue 3rd party PS1 controller.[/QUOTE] People put this bad attitude towards foreign exchange students and the like, but most foreigners aren't anything like the English, if you do something good for them, they'll remember it and repay you back in one way or another.
yay! my cam is working!! [img]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8712/grdu.png[/img]
Mine isn't :frown: Hi everyone!
Watching Bee Movie.
i have made soooo many mistakes in the construction of this fortress :\ hahahaha retard now you're getting your ass chewed off by a fish while you drown
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18375485]yay! my cam is working!! [img]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8712/grdu.png[/img][/QUOTE]PoY?
/poy yes
I can't believe you came on my mom...
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;18375658]I can't believe you came on my mom...[/QUOTE] hahahahaha
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;18375658]I can't believe you came on my mom...[/QUOTE] Your mom came onto me :smug:
According to the Mythbusters, if you take 2 phonebooks and interlace all the pages, it takes 8,000 pounds of force to separate them.
So.. Does anyone like this dude? I find this music to be pretty.. Catchy. Hehe Good music Video too. ;) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSuviM9uksp[/media]
I prefer Mexican polka.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18375738]According to the Mythbusters, if you take 2 phonebooks and interlace all the pages, it takes 8,000 pounds of force to separate them.[/QUOTE] I saw that episode. Such basic forces create such amazing results.
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