What religion are you? (Don't post if you're atheist)
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Um, fuck you OP, Atheism is a religion.
Takes faith.
[url]http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html[/url]
Proof google is god.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;20523847]:eng101:[/QUOTE]
My mistake :D
A pastafarian is the closest thing to a god that people will get.
[url]http://www.venganza.org/[/url]
Christian
[QUOTE=JolKally;20524277]Google is the closest thing to a god that people will get.
[url]http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/forum/index.php[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;20524217]My mistake :D[/QUOTE]
S'all cool, everyone makes em
[QUOTE=Lambeth;20524354]S'all cool, everyone makes em[/QUOTE]
:hfive:
[QUOTE=slinkman;20524025]agnostic, just encase[/QUOTE]
yeah
[QUOTE=Panda X;20524905]I'm Panasonic.[/QUOTE]
according to your name, you are a panda
Definitely im googlist
Screw this, I'm starting my own religion revolving around the rules of the internet.
~80% sure this thread was created to piss off self-important atheists
[QUOTE=TH89;20525005]~80% sure this thread was created to piss off self-important atheists[/QUOTE]
~98% sure that you are a moderator
I'm not an atheist any moar, I am a /b/rother of the legion.
I'm the Athiest Atheist of all of you guys.
[QUOTE=TH89;20525005]~80% sure this thread was created to piss off self-important atheists[/QUOTE]
Nah I wanted to see what the Majority Religion of facepunch was, and I didn't want to see it flooded with "I'm Atheist because there is no God Guaranteed" type posts.
If you hadn't added in that last part you wouldn't have had that problem
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Also you should have made a poll
I believe anonymous can change anyone's life if they wanted too, but they're not your personal army.
Atheist.
[quote]not the biggest brain consuming mass of idiots who don't care what other people think.[/quote]
That's sort of an ignorant and hypocritical thing to say
Fuck you, you moronic discriminating asshole. Atheist.
while i am an atheist, i find your post extremely offensive, i do not refer to your religion as "the biggest brain consuming mass of idiots who don't care what other people think."(but i should, judging by your post). i respect what you believe even though i don't agree with it, and i would prefer if you would do the same.
Selfish atheist represent!
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;20523725]How is that Discriminating? Your not a race. :colbert:
Anyway, Christian.[/QUOTE]
That's the type of idiocy that would come from a Christian. Discrimination is the actual behavior taken against a certain group. Not just race, but also caste, gender and religion. Go back to Middle School.
[QUOTE=TacoFamine;20525438]That's the type of idiocy that would come from a Christian. Discrimination is the actual behavior taken against a certain group. Not just race, but also caste, gender and religion. Go back to Middle School.[/QUOTE]
trolling hard or hardly trollin
[QUOTE=Panda X;20524905]I'm Panasonic.[/QUOTE]
I used to be Panasonic, but I converted.
don't you love what people tell you so you don't question what's really going on?
In chapter 1 (4chanisis) in the Book of Legion, Ted Stevens said these majestic words to describe the world now known as the internets:
[quote=Ted Stevens]"There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right. But this service is going to go through the internet and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free. Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially. So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes. We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discriminate against those people [...] The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". "No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time."[/quote]
As we all know, the internets came into being when a lot of nerds came together and needed a place to hide their CP. So they got their computers, and made the first beta of the internet, which failed horribly and is a model for faggotry today we know as lolcats.
I was raised Mormon. However the blatant hypocrisy and ridiculous rules eventually showed me how wrong most of it was. I now claim no religion, nor do I shun one. Everyone has their own valid beliefs and opinions as I do. So you could say I believe that I am my own religion.
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