Wrote a half life fanfic
How I saved the world
So there I was, smokin some kush with my niggah, when suddenly some punk ass mo fuckas start poppin caps outside. Me and my niggah thought it was the po-po so we fuckin booked it with the weed and our 9mms. When we got outside, though some ugly-ass niggahs were standin around some dead po po, so I was like "Shit niggas, thanks for helpin", when those punk ass mo fuckers start shootin lighntning and bees and acid, and shit like that at us. They fuckin whacked my homie, so I mowed down every single one of those niggas. I got my ass down the road to get more weed, when I saw some blue mo fuckah standin around, and let me tell you, he was a REAL niggah. That mofucka started chasin me, so I fuckin got my ass into the nearest building. I broke into some fuckas house, thinkin he wasn't home, but I saw some scientist guy. I asked him, "Man, where these fuckin punks comin from, nigga?", and he's like "Shit man, those ugly ass fuckas came from space! Listen, you look like a real fuckin nigger, so Imma let you at my science gun in the closet, and I was like "Thanks bro". I fuckin went outside with that dudes science gun, and fuckin popped that blue nigga so hard, he fuckin exploded! I got my ass down the road, still tryin to find some weed, when suddenly some ballsack on legs comes runnin at me, and I'm all like "Oh, HELL no," so I fuckin popped that thing with the science gun. But that fucker was clever, and it knew a niggers one weakness: that bitches kids start coming at me demanding welfare or some shit, so I fuckin stole a car and got my ass outta there. I got my ass on top of some huge ass building when some white-ass mothafuckah comes at me. That niggah started makin more aliens, so I was all "Shit, that there's the alien king!". I found a fuckin rocket launcher on the ground and was all "Hell yeah, nigga". I fuckin blew that spick ass motha fucka back to the moon, and the president showered me with weed, hookers, champagne, and a shitton of lambos. And that, my nigga, is how I saved the fuckin world from those alien niggas.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y4WRLr8.png[/IMG]
Watch out for Cody Fishlips - if he seas you, you're fin-ished! He'll shoot you just for the halibut, and then you'll be sleeping with the fishes. (crit appreciated as usual also i'm so sorry for the puns)
[QUOTE=WolfeClaw;46532888]Yep. There's that familiar feeling of wanting to quit art forever.
[sp]seriously though that's awesome[/sp][/QUOTE]
I felt like the complete opposite and started to want to draw more just so I could draw like that
It's not that impressive, just very laboured, lots of bg issues as well
[QUOTE=A Sock Accnt;46546004]Wrote a half life fanfic
How I saved the world
So there I was, smokin some kush with my niggah, when suddenly some punk ass mo fuckas start poppin caps outside. Me and my niggah thought it was the po-po so we fuckin booked it with the weed and our 9mms. When we got outside, though some ugly-ass niggahs were standin around some dead po po, so I was like "Shit niggas, thanks for helpin", when those punk ass mo fuckers start shootin lighntning and bees and acid, and shit like that at us. They fuckin whacked my homie, so I mowed down every single one of those niggas. I got my ass down the road to get more weed, when I saw some blue mo fuckah standin around, and let me tell you, he was a REAL niggah. That mofucka started chasin me, so I fuckin got my ass into the nearest building. I broke into some fuckas house, thinkin he wasn't home, but I saw some scientist guy. I asked him, "Man, where these fuckin punks comin from, nigga?", and he's like "Shit man, those ugly ass fuckas came from space! Listen, you look like a real fuckin nigger, so Imma let you at my science gun in the closet, and I was like "Thanks bro". I fuckin went outside with that dudes science gun, and fuckin popped that blue nigga so hard, he fuckin exploded! I got my ass down the road, still tryin to find some weed, when suddenly some ballsack on legs comes runnin at me, and I'm all like "Oh, HELL no," so I fuckin popped that thing with the science gun. But that fucker was clever, and it knew a niggers one weakness: that bitches kids start coming at me demanding welfare or some shit, so I fuckin stole a car and got my ass outta there. I got my ass on top of some huge ass building when some white-ass mothafuckah comes at me. That niggah started makin more aliens, so I was all "Shit, that there's the alien king!". I found a fuckin rocket launcher on the ground and was all "Hell yeah, nigga". I fuckin blew that spick ass motha fucka back to the moon, and the president showered me with weed, hookers, champagne, and a shitton of lambos. And that, my nigga, is how I saved the fuckin world from those alien niggas.[/QUOTE]
imagine spending ages writing this
what must your life be like
He just told you what his life's like!
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;46546583]It's not that impressive, just very laboured, lots of bg issues as well
imagine spending ages writing this
what must your life be like[/QUOTE]
It took me like ten minutes to write that
[QUOTE=Bynine;46546419][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y4WRLr8.png[/IMG]
Watch out for Cody Fishlips - if he seas you, you're fin-ished! He'll shoot you just for the halibut, and then you'll be sleeping with the fishes. (crit appreciated as usual also i'm so sorry for the puns)[/QUOTE]
Really reminds me of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sly_Cooper_and_the_Thievius_Raccoonus"]"Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus"[/URL] for some reason, muh childhood.
Love it <3
[QUOTE=Bynine;46546419][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y4WRLr8.png[/IMG]
Watch out for Cody Fishlips - if he seas you, you're fin-ished! He'll shoot you just for the halibut, and then you'll be sleeping with the fishes. (crit appreciated as usual also i'm so sorry for the puns)[/QUOTE]
It feels kinda strange for him to have such long thin legs with such a short, rounded abdomen. I mean it's totally an artistic choice and there's nothing wrong with it but in my opinion it feels sort of weird. If his legs were shorter it might compliment his body shape more
[QUOTE=153x;46548414]It feels kinda strange for him to have such long thin legs with such a short, rounded abdomen. I mean it's totally an artistic choice and there's nothing wrong with it but in my opinion it feels sort of weird. If his legs were shorter it might compliment his body shape more[/QUOTE]
Large body and long, short legs is an extremely common trope on cartoon art, though. I don't see the problem.
[QUOTE=Spor;46553454] long, short legs
I don't see the problem.[/QUOTE]
Even in real life it's surprisingly common for men especially to have skinny chicken legs and a big ol' belly
Random drawings
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3PpMxo2.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/tC81pGf.png[/img]
His hood is a beartrap?
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;46554682]His hood is a beartrap?[/QUOTE]
He killed Grendel and his mother and beats people with a chair. I wouldn't put it past him.
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;46554682]His hood is a beartrap?[/QUOTE]
It's actually a wolf's head
See:
[img]http://safebooru.org//images/703/26249e2e927d42268f8845e1e90fde75c953a36b.jpg?1029928[/img]
i watched a cool video lately on how to make a neat little experiment with mirrors, so i started working on a full scale well of light.
how it works is: there's a structure made of two mirrors, one of them's transparent, facing eachother. and between the two mirrors there are two fluorescent lamps. when you turn this on in a dark room it creates the illusion of an infinite corridor (on in my case, a pit)
the idea isn't really mine, the effect's been done even on toys for children. i'm just making a bigger version and giving it a weird ass SCP vibe.
so i bought the lamps + wood pieces i'd need and i assembled everything together this weekend.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/dQug8jp.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/5Wj0HQI.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/I6L5Cr0.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/UoMgsKs.jpg[/t]
here's how it's looking like right now:
off:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/NpSs3qJ.jpg[/t]
on:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rw7vTNJ.jpg[/t]
the pit measures 120x80 cm, not counting the structure. the whole thing weighs about 35 kg.
it's not done yet, still have to finish/reinforce the structure, saw excess wood and assemble the white covers in place (the white covers not only hold the mirror in place but bounce off more light and that makes the corridor longer).
[QUOTE=krix;46547818]Really reminds me of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sly_Cooper_and_the_Thievius_Raccoonus"]"Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus"[/URL] for some reason, muh childhood.
Love it <3[/QUOTE]
That series was the best. You can't beat classic games like Spyro, Sly or Ratchet & Clank.
[QUOTE=MenteR;46555044]i watched a cool video lately on how to make a neat little experiment with mirrors, so i started working on a full scale well of light.
how it works is: there's a structure made of two mirrors, one of them's transparent, facing eachother. and between the two mirrors there are two fluorescent lamps. when you turn this on in a dark room it creates the illusion of an infinite corridor (on in my case, a pit)
the idea isn't really mine, the effect's been done even on toys for children. i'm just making a bigger version and giving it a weird ass SCP vibe.
so i bought the lamps + wood pieces i'd need and i assembled everything together this weekend.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/dQug8jp.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/5Wj0HQI.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/I6L5Cr0.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/UoMgsKs.jpg[/t]
here's how it's looking like right now:
off:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/NpSs3qJ.jpg[/t]
on:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rw7vTNJ.jpg[/t]
the pit measures 120x80 cm, not counting the structure. the whole thing weighs about 35 kg.
it's not done yet, still have to finish/reinforce the structure, saw excess wood and assemble the white covers in place (the white covers not only hold the mirror in place but bounce off more light and that makes the corridor longer).[/QUOTE]
Shit I wanted to make an infinity mirror too haha, but using lots of small lights works better. Are you gonna hold it on the ceiling like in that video too or as a coffee table or something? [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvza7ZbJCDE"]For anyone who doesn't know.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Lilyo;46555775]Shit I wanted to make an infinity mirror too haha, but using lots of small lights works better. Are you gonna hold it on the ceiling like in that video too or as a coffee table or something? [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvza7ZbJCDE"]For anyone who doesn't know.[/URL][/QUOTE]
i plan on selling this actually. also some indie director wants to use this for a scene in her movie so i'll let her use it for some quick bux.
I wanted to make one, but with a medieval dungeon aesthetic. have like flickering torches on the side and shit
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;46555859]I wanted to make one, but with a medieval dungeon aesthetic. have like flickering torches on the side and shit[/QUOTE]
i'm going to give this a sci-fi prototype-y aesthetic. like some post apocalyptic mad scientist look.
Oh man I need one of these. I think I know what I'm going to do over the summer.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q7xc9Dw.png[/IMG]
This thing is my favorite Pokemon so I drew it doing a couple of things
nice butt
-snip-
Just learned how to make a chrome effect in Photoshop so I made these three pretty much from scratch:
[t]http://puu.sh/d2ke9.png[/t][t]http://puu.sh/d2gJA.png[/t][t]http://puu.sh/d2jdD.png[/t]
VW and Subaru because I own three VWs and a Subaru... so they were the obvious choises.
the structure is pretty much done. it can stand upright now which is also pretty cool.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/WxFAnz9.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pYy6r0X.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fmxL2PL.jpg[/img]
The mirror in the back has to be a regular mirror and the one in the front a transparent mirror right? I'm totally making one over winter break. I feel like it'd be awesome to get one of those remote controlled light sequencers and program them to something like a Hans Zimmer soundtrack and see how that would look.
I fucking love that menter
[QUOTE=Lilyo;46560604]The mirror in the back has to be a regular mirror and the one in the front a transparent mirror right? I'm totally making one over winter break. I feel like it'd be awesome to get one of those remote controlled light sequencers and program them to something like a Hans Zimmer soundtrack and see how that would look.[/QUOTE]
I'd be tempted to throw a wee cheap mic on there and hide an arduino/rasberry pi to make some sort of music visualizer. That would be epic.
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