[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44563789]I think what I wrote is romantic.[/QUOTE]
You're alone on that one.
Seriously, don't give her this. Don't.
I have a feeling that if you give this to her she'll never want to see you again.
it's really creepy and I really don't see how anyone could find this romantic.
[quote]I was a pissing balloon. The piss stream was so powerful it knocked me into the ceiling. I just waited there, in the ceiling. I thought about how Sabrah would react to seeing me this way. After all, we will be living in with each other. What will she think we she realizes I pee from the ceiling after taking these pills? These pills. Are they making me happier? Do I feel different? I am not sure. All I know is that I need to help Sabrah. I need to save her. Who knows if she wants it or if she will accept it, but I have got to try. My words look like they are a man running in the snow. Hahaha.[/quote]
I don't know if this is some weird joke, but I really doubt that this girl is going to find stuff like this charming.
if there's something you actually need to say to her, don't do it through some weird poem that talks about ice dragons and piss balloons.
... didn't we have some other guy writing a creepy love letter?
though you can hardly call this a love letter.
is OP a neckbeard or just a sick social recluse?
You never know, she might be all strung out on prescriptions and paint thinner when she reads it and think it is cool. For all you know, "when she gets off work" might be code for "has just inhaled something unhealthy."
Morbid and surreal. I doubt that she will be prepared to read this, giving this to her may give you unexpected results.
[QUOTE=lintz;44564021]... didn't we have some other guy writing a creepy love letter?
though you can hardly call this a love letter.
is OP a neckbeard or just a sick social recluse?[/QUOTE|
[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/vrfz7m.jpg[/IMG]
She needs to hear it from your own lips, you need to make her feel the emotions.
You need to hold this woman close to your body and just make out with her aggressively, that way she will be destined to fall for you with flailing arms. If she tries to stop, just keep hugging her.
The more she struggles the more she obviously loves you.
Seriously though guys, Take this seriously.
OP is in loooooove and he needs to express how he feels like everyone does.
Im pretty sure that the piss balloon thing is just something that makes sense to him metaphorically, after all what kind of other romantic words can you think of besides Piss Balloon?
I cannot think of a better word that can separate from my grey matter and subject into projected human speech, the pure artsy nature of his piss dripping down the ceiling is clearly something that most women, if not all women strive for.
(´・ω・`)
[sp] In all seriousness, if you guys think this is real. You've got it all wrong. [/sp]
She is going to read it in 2 and a half hours.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44564410]She is going to read it in 2 and a half hours.[/QUOTE]
Then you are fubar my friend.
I recommend breaking all form of contact.
[QUOTE=Reno360;44564426]Then you are fubar my friend.
I recommend breaking all form of contact.[/QUOTE]
Why this is truly how I feel.
Have you actually met this girl in person or is she just some internet girlfriend hah.
[QUOTE=Life On Mars;44564471]Have you actually met this girl in person or is she just some internet girlfriend hah.[/QUOTE]
She is just an internet. We talk on the phone daily.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44564481]She is just an internet. We talk on the phone daily.[/QUOTE]
Tell us more about her.
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;44564486]Tell us more about her.[/QUOTE]
anip
[editline]16th April 2014[/editline]
She read the letter and said that it was scary and makes her anxious. She sill wants to remain friends.
As a person whose suicidal ex held himself hostage in the hopes of scaring me into staying... Fuck you. You'll only bring her hurt. And I bet she only wants to stay friends either because she's so naive and hungry for affection she was charmed by all of the "I love you"s or she's scared and tries to humor you by pretending you're still friends while she works out an escape plan.
This sort of letter stuff is something best kept private. For your, hers and ours sake. Did you expect her to run back into your arms? Did you expect her to uproot her life and come live with you? You need help man. I hope you get it, having such a warped view of reality is not healthy.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44564540]She lives in Virginia. She goes to community college. She lives on a farm, and her father abuses the family. She is bisexual in a heavily anti-gay community. She us a great artists, She works at Mcdonalds. She has brown hair and blue eyes. She pays for her own tuition. She hates goats.
I think overall she is a great gal.
[editline]16th April 2014[/editline]
She read the letter and said that it was scary and makes her anxious. She sill wants to remain friends.[/QUOTE]
Um.
You sorta asked for that OP, everyone in this thread said so.
Real or Not, its sorta sad either way. Its kinda scary that someone can make something like this and expect it to be remotely romantic.
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;44565508]Um.
You sorta asked for that OP, everyone in this thread said so.
Real or Not, its sorta sad either way. Its kinda scary that someone can make something like this and expect it to be remotely romantic.[/QU
There is always more fish in the see.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44564459]Why this is truly how I feel.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFvwZ0kpu9w[/media]
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44565625]
There is always more fish in the see.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, did you just write this long toad-hole speech love letter thing explaining how much you love this one girl. Then once she turns you down just shrug it off with a line like "More fish in the sea"?
What the hell kinda romantic are you?
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44564540]She read the letter and said that it was scary and makes her anxious. She sill wants to remain friends.[/QUOTE]
[I]we fucking told you she wouldn't like it
jesus [B]christ[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;44566944]I'm sorry, did you just write this long toad-hole speech love letter thing explaining how much you love this one girl. Then once she turns you down just shrug it off with a line like "More fish in the sea"?
What the hell kinda romantic are you?[/QUOTE]
A good one. No reason to get held up because one girl doesn't like me
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44568647]A good one. No reason to get held up because one girl doesn't like me[/QUOTE]
The following response she gave you:
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44564540][B][U][I]She read the letter and said that it was scary and makes her anxious.[/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE]
Most people are going to give you same response considering how creepy your letter was.
[QUOTE=megafat;44568821]The following response she gave you:
Most people are going to give you same response considering how creepy your letter was.[/QUOTE]
How was it creepy?
Msorry to say lad, but you might want to learn how to get a grip on yourself and fix your personal issues instead of dumping them on a poor girl, it sounds like she's got enough trouble on her shoulders already. Leave her alone and fix your life. A girl can't fix your problems, only you can.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44568647]A good one. No reason to get held up because one girl doesn't like me[/QUOTE]
What about your letter made it romantic?
What specific detail did you find romantic?
what was going through your pathos when you were writing it?
boy i can't see at all why she would have left you.
Even I want to break up with you.
Question, OP: Why did she leave you?
Also, one reason why this poem, or rather, wall of text is creepy is because of bits like this:
[QUOTE]The plan is to move in together after you finish this current semester.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I love Sabrah, and I will move in with her. Together we will go to school and work. I will study engineering and she will study medical.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Sabrah will use my car and I will teach her how to drive. Maybe we will save up enough for her to get a new car. There is an ocean behind my laptop. Sabrah will then drive herself to work and to school. We will go to school together.[/QUOTE]
Even though she left you, you insist on the idea of you two being together. When I read above text I picture a psychotic man who, upon being dumped, refuses to accept the reality of things and insists NO, NO WE -WILL- BE TOGETHER, WE -WILL- DO THINGS TOGETHER, WE -WILL- DIE TOGETHER and stuff like that.
Through your wording you're trying to force upon her a future with you she has no interest in being a part of.
also piss stream haha oh god why
Snap out of it.
I wanna slap the shit out of this dude no lie
[editline]17th April 2014[/editline]
Not to inflict pain, just to see if reality will come rushing back to him.
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