She didn't break up with me until AFTER I showed her the letter. That is why I made the title. I knew it was crazy. I just wanted to see if she would accept my craziness.
Ah.. man, what the fuck are you doing. I can see your twitter and all your personal information, name and everything. You've posted this letter on there and your latest tweets link it on your tumblr too apparently.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/syoSA2I.png[/IMG]
"We are getting married"
You're either the biggest attention whore around or you need some serious mental help.
Jesus christ
I am going to show her this thread.
[editline]17th April 2014[/editline]
[video=youtube;tPnZIcoJ2v4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPnZIcoJ2v4[/video]
[editline]17th April 2014[/editline]
I just emailed the thread to her. She will see it when she gets off of work.
can a mod ban and lock this thread
this is like a trainwreck it just keeps getting worse
She's gonna read my toad hand comment and that is all she will be able to think about too. Poor girl.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;44570541]She's gonna read my toad hand comment and that is all she will be able to think about too. Poor girl.[/QUOTE]
I don't think about the toad hand, so I see no reason why she would.
Because hole-y toad hands are weeeeiiiirrrrrd
This thread is making me uncomfortable.
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;44570591]This thread is making me uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]
Why? What is wrong?
[editline]17th April 2014[/editline]
Why can't you guys just discuss the actual letter itself, and not who I sent it to?
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44570624]Why? What is wrong?
[editline]17th April 2014[/editline]
Why can't you guys just discuss the actual letter itself, and not who I sent it to?[/QUOTE]
They did and the responses were "this is creepy".
What else you expect them to say about it ?
This feels too akin to the whole [URL="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails-%EF%BD%A5%CF%89%EF%BD%A5"]2Channel Denko[/URL] Facade.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if he read the Tumblr Posts made by vgperson and is deliberately making this thread to get a reaction out of everyone.
He is a fake and crazy or he is absolutely crazy, either way he is playing you all for laughs.
he expects us to praise his insanity and tell him that he's going to get the girl with his creepy shit
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;44571091]This feels too akin to the whole [URL="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails-%EF%BD%A5%CF%89%EF%BD%A5"]2Channel Denko[/URL] Facade.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if he read the Tumblr Posts made by vgperson and is deliberately making this thread to get a reaction out of everyone.
He is a fake and crazy or he is absolutely crazy, either way he is playing you all for laughs.[/QUOTE]
I'm not crazy and I have not heard of that before.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44571118]I'm not crazy and I have not heard of that before.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, read it.
Maybe it'll shine into what you've been actually doing wrong.
What do you find so romantic in sending a letter with paragraphs such as
[QUOTE][I]I was a pissing balloon. The piss stream was so powerful it knocked me into the ceiling. I just waited there, in the ceiling. I thought about how Sabrah would react to seeing me this way.[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;44571140]Honestly, read it.
Maybe it'll shine into what you've been actually doing wrong.
What do you find so romantic in sending a letter with paragraphs such as[/QUOTE]
It shows honesty. And it shows that I am not insecure with who I am.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44571284]It shows honesty. And it shows that I am not insecure with who I am.[/QUOTE]
Not a single person is going to interpret it that way.
As a general rule of thumb, don't use the word "piss" in romantic letters.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44571284]It shows honesty. And it shows that I am not insecure with who I am.[/QUOTE]
Jesus H. CHRIST, you're delusional.
I can see why she dumped you, you're so disconnected from reality I'm having serious second thoughts about whether to laugh at this or be horrified.
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;44571311]Not a single person is going to interpret it that way.
As a general rule of thumb, don't use the word "piss" in romantic letters.[/QUOTE]
While writing it I literally got up and went to pee. I thought it was appropriate to include that part.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44571284]It shows honesty. And it shows that I am not insecure with who I am.[/QUOTE]
There are 171,476 words in the oxford dictionary and you picked "Piss Balloon" of all things to articulate yourself.
If you wanted to actually send a love letter to her, you should have actually thought of her beyond your own sick excrement filled fantasies. If this is even legitimate.
I am done with this thread. I hope nobody in this thread takes you seriously.
I'm not giving you more attention that your going to feed from and continue this asinine thread.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44571440]While writing it I literally got up and went to pee. I thought it was appropriate to include that part.[/QUOTE]
Then you might need to seek psychiatric help. None of this is normal behavior.
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;44571476]Then you might need to seek psychiatric help. None of this is normal behavior.[/QUOTE]
I was under a lot of medication when I wrote this.
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44571559]I was under a lot of medication when I wrote this.[/QUOTE]
You were sober when you showed it to her.
This is fantastic.
Dear who ever this letter was intended for,
Run.
Sincerely, Rastadogg
[QUOTE=Mikenopa;44571440]While writing it I literally got up and went to pee. I thought it was appropriate to include that part.[/QUOTE]
You'll say piss in a love letter but on an internet forum you'll use pee. Right.
why does it take FP three pages to realise they're being laughed at
You have a very obsessive personality, most probably derived from an emotionally unfulfilling and empty childhood or adolescence. You should learn to control and surpass your feelings. You think it's strange that we find this letter weird but just because you think you're being honest with this doesn't mean it's the right way of going about doing things. If someone wrote a similar letter and talked about how they wanted to kill someone because of their personal emotions you would hopefully stop and think "hm, that's probably not the best idea, this person probably needs some sort of help".
[QUOTE=Lilyo;44572308]You have a very obsessive personality, most probably derived from an emotionally unfulfilling and empty childhood or adolescence. You should learn to control and surpass your feelings. You think it's strange that we find this letter weird but just because you think you're being honest with this doesn't mean it's the right way of going about doing things. If someone wrote a similar letter and talked about how they wanted to kill someone because of their personal emotions you would hopefully stop and think "hm, that's probably not the best idea, this person probably needs some sort of help".[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
[editline]17th April 2014[/editline]
Mods Delete This Thread Please.
why would mods delete this thread
its such a great thread
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;44573150]why would mods delete this thread
its such a great thread[/QUOTE]
This girl saw the thread and she doesn't want anybody to know some of the stuff about her. Please delete this thread.
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