• I accidentaly cheated on my girlfriend with her twin sister...
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Well you've got two major issues. One she's pissed at you for making out with another girl, which is the lesser of the two major issues. Two, her identical twin sister wants to fuck you. That's a huge issue if you want any kind of serious relationship with this girl because short of developing a secret codeword you can identify her by you run the risk of accidentally fucking her twin sister out of the blue. So my advice would be to drop both of them and avoid the whole mess. Or conversely win back original girl and figure out some way of identifying her. Maybe a birthmark or mole or scar or something like that. Codewords to identify her are also a good idea. But again, this is all a lot of work to go out with one girl.
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This is an easy one, obviously go for the twin.
Obvious troll. Fuck man, try and spell right next time.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;26532389]Picture of the twins now, or else I call bullshit.[/QUOTE] NO. You've already found my facebook, god knows what you'll do if I show them.
i dont understand the problem here, just go out with the twin... it's only been two weeks :v:
[quote]I'm a [b]colege[/b] student, fyi[/quote] :colbert:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532470]NO. You've already found my facebook, god knows what you'll do if I show them.[/QUOTE] You put your name in the OP dude. It doesn't take an internet detective to figure out your facebook. :v:
Too bad you don't have a facebook account
The twin wants you, the first girl doesn't. Sounds simple enough to me.
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[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;26532417]Well you've got two major issues. One she's pissed at you for making out with another girl, which is the lesser of the two major issues. Two, her identical twin sister wants to fuck you. That's a huge issue if you want any kind of serious relationship with this girl because short of developing a secret codeword you can identify her by you run the risk of accidentally fucking her twin sister out of the blue. So my advice would be to drop both of them and avoid the whole mess. Or conversely win back original girl and figure out some way of identifying her. Maybe a birthmark or mole or scar or something like that. Codewords to identify her are also a good idea. But again, this is all a lot of work to go out with one girl.[/QUOTE] I am seriously considering this, as it seems like too much trouble. Rate agree if I should go for my gf, disagree for the twin, or informative for neither.
[QUOTE=ravioolz;26532004]well if you cant tell the difference between them, you just got a hornier version of your girlfriend[/QUOTE] This. Tell your REAL girl friend your deeply sorry, and then goto her sister and say that it was a dirty trick, that deserves some dirty payback. She'll know what you mean :smug: EDIT: it's horrible the fact that i know so much about psychology at such a young age, yet don't have the looks to get another girl myself.
Bring it up with her and act as horribly confused as possible.
Tell your girlfriend you have bad eyes, and that her sister posed as her so all the little weird things like the lip balm you just shrugged off. If that doesn't work get with the twin, basically the same thing.
Call for a threesome with both girls.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;26532636]Call for a threesome with both girls.[/QUOTE] Or this. Say its your way of making it up to both of them.
[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;26532417]Well you've got two major issues. One she's pissed at you for making out with another girl, which is the lesser of the two major issues. Two, her identical twin sister wants to fuck you. That's a huge issue if you want any kind of serious relationship with this girl because short of developing a secret codeword you can identify her by you run the risk of accidentally fucking her twin sister out of the blue. So my advice would be to drop both of them and avoid the whole mess. Or conversely win back original girl and figure out some way of identifying her. Maybe a birthmark or mole or scar or something like that. Codewords to identify her are also a good idea. But again, this is all a lot of work to go out with one girl.[/QUOTE] You know. it really isn't hard to tell twins apart. Even identical twins are pretty hard to mix up after you have met both of them.
[QUOTE=Mega Tuna;26532657]Or this. Say its your way of making it up to both of them.[/QUOTE] I just can't decide though. A more prude girl, but a person i've learned to like, or a much less prude girl, and one i hrdly know but looks the same? It's a hard call.
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[QUOTE=Gainax;26532695]I just can't decide though. A more prude girl, but a person i've learned to like, or a much less prude girl, and one i hrdly know but looks the same? It's a hard call.[/QUOTE] Again, call for a threesome to make up for both of them. A decision won't be needed here
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26532694]You know. it really isn't hard to tell twins apart. Even identical twins are pretty hard to mix up after you have met both of them.[/QUOTE] As I said, she was even using her normal clothing, as well as people were calling her by my ex's name at the party. [editline]6th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=B1N4RY!;26532712]Again, call for a threesome to make up for both of them. A decision won't be needed here[/QUOTE] :sigh: I am not a pimp. At least I think.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532695]I just can't decide though. A more prude girl, but a person i've learned to like, or a much less prude girl, and one i hrdly know but looks the same? It's a hard call.[/QUOTE] Well if you want me to be serious about this i will. Are you looking for a long term relationship or sexual favors?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532717] :sigh: I am not a pimp. At least I think.[/QUOTE] It's not about being a pimp. It's about making up for the confusion.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532717]As I said, she was even using her normal clothing, as well as people were calling her by my ex's name at the party.[/QUOTE] Whoo, this girl likes to get what she wants. I'm pretty jealous of you OP :smugdog:
[QUOTE=Mega Tuna;26532757]Well if you want me to be serious about this i will. Are you looking for a long term relationship or sexual favors?[/QUOTE] I'm really in it for love, but sex would be nice.
I could tell this was worth a winner as soon as I saw the thread title.
Just date the one you were kissing? Is it that hard?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532807]I'm really in it for love, but sex would be nice.[/QUOTE] Which do you want RIGHT. NOW. The sex, or the love. And if you cant decide your not ready yet.
You're a college student who cannot spell college.
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