I accidentaly cheated on my girlfriend with her twin sister...
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[QUOTE=Registered;26532841]You're a college student who cannot spell college.[/QUOTE]
He just got F'd in the A.
Grade letters +College = :smug:
[QUOTE=Mega Tuna;26532831]Which do you want RIGHT. NOW. The sex, or the love. And if you cant decide your not ready yet.[/QUOTE]
Sex, I guess.
Not sure why your girlfriend is pissed at you and not her, but if I were you I would stop trying with her, and take her sister. Meeting the parents might be a tad awkward though.
[QUOTE=Registered;26532841]You're a college student who cannot spell college.[/QUOTE]
Oops, I'll go fix that.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532941]Sex, I guess.[/QUOTE]
Then go for the sister. BUt be sure to apologize for the mis hap in the first place. If you dont payback will be a bitch and you're going to end up on the bad end of it all.
[QUOTE=lemoncurry;26532953]Not sure why your girlfriend is pissed at you and not her, but if I were you I would stop trying with her, and take her sister. Meeting the parents might be a tad awkward though.[/QUOTE]
Because she despises her sister for some reason- I mean it's almost like she disowned her.
Its amazing what watching scott pilgrim over and over again can teach you isn't it?
[QUOTE=Mega Tuna;26532974]Then go for the sister. BUt be sure to apologize for the mis hap in the first place. If you dont payback will be a bitch and you're going to end up on the bad end of it all.[/QUOTE]
:sigh: Okay.
Looks like your doing pretty well in terms of picking girls up
[QUOTE=Gainax;26533000]:sigh: Okay.[/QUOTE]
Just remember this though.
"The heart wants, What the heart wants"
Following that rule can make, or break a friendship. It can turn friendship into awkwardness or love, You need to know if they want you back.
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OP we have yet to see pictures, therefore OP is a liar and is Forever Alone.
[QUOTE=Mega Tuna;26532594]This. Tell your REAL girl friend your deeply sorry, and then goto her sister and say that it was a dirty trick, that deserves some dirty payback.
She'll know what you mean :smug:
EDIT: it's horrible the fact that i know so much about psychology at such a young age, yet don't have the looks to get another girl myself.[/QUOTE]
no youre just a facepuncher who thinks he's super smart like the rest of us
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;26533142]OP we have yet to see pictures, therefore OP is a liar and is Forever Alone.[/QUOTE]
Or they're ugly as shit and he's embarrased to show them :smugdog:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26531913]Today, I have done one of the most embarrasing things I have ever done. Before you prejudice me for being a dumbass, just hear me out, okay? Heres how the story goes:
I was walking back from my Spanish 201 class (I'm a college student, fyi) and I was invited in person to a party by who supposedly was my girlfriend. Since she was wearing the same clothes as she usually does, and my vision is a bit rusty, I happily said yes. I then kissed her as she left, and as I walked away I was wondering why her lip balm tasted different (She always uses cherry, and this one tasted like strawberry). Also, keep in mind we've only dated for 2 weeks, and haven't met her family yet.
Anyway, at around 8, I make it to the party and I saw my 'girlfriend' there, wearing the same clothes as before. People around her were calling her by my girlfriend's name, so the thought of doubt didn't even cross my mind. So, while we were at the party having a drink or two, we started making out and getting touchy-feely (I thought it was a breakthrough in the relationship since we hadn't done that yet). I should also note, I'm known as Max 'Ninja Hands' Sementilli, so I am well renound for this stuff. Anyway, while we were making out, another identical looking girl walked in the party looking really pissed. She saw me and her twin making out and yelled at me and her.
Here's how the convo went:
"Hey, you must be Molly's sister! It's nice to meet y-"
"YOU IDIOT!!! That's my twin sister, she's liked you since he saw you in Comp Sci 101!"
"Wait, WHAT???? Im so sorry, I didn't know! I thought you were her!"
"Whatever, how could you not know your own girlfriend? We're through!"
Then she stormed out the door. Apparently I learned that she took her sister's invitation, and went to the party posing as her. Then when she saw a facebook status of a close friend of hers going to a party, she added 2 and 2 together... So, I haven't talked to either of them since. Molly isn't answering my calls, and her sister is still flirting with me, but I'm really confused, and since they're so alike idk what to do. Any ideas, Facepunch?[/QUOTE]
[highlight] Ladies and gentlemen this is the guy who sticks a hand warmer to his bladder and jumps up and down to get rid of his wood, he is in no way competent enough to get a girl friend let alone fuck her twin sister![/highlight]
That is all.
[QUOTE=Piggah;26533164]no youre just a facepuncher who thinks he's super smart like the rest of us[/QUOTE]
Possibly. But this threads not about the common facepuncher. Its about helping this knucklehead with his girl and her sister.
[QUOTE=bravehat;26533220][highlight] Ladies and gentlemen this is the guy who sticks a hand warmer to his bladder and jumps up and down to get rid of his wood, he is in no way competent enough to get a girl friend let alone fuck her twin sister![/highlight]
That is all.[/QUOTE]
Hey, it works okay?
3 way?:fuckyou:
Ninja Hands
lol
[QUOTE=rnate;26532173][img_thumb]http://yourimg.in/f/3q25ju.jpg[/img_thumb]
You stud.[/QUOTE]
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God can't you guys see he is a troll jesus christ.
Wait, OP thinks Ninja Hands was a cool nickname because he gropes people?
Dude, at least give the troll attempt some realism, we all know you would be called Pervy McGrope.
[QUOTE=Deac;26533314]Ninja Hands
lol[/QUOTE]
He should get a title.
[QUOTE=Flat Minus;26533495]He should get a title.[/QUOTE]
If he gets the title of Ninja Hands then I get the title of "Man who shit's gold"
In other words it'll never happen.
[QUOTE=Flat Minus;26533495]He should get a title.[/QUOTE]
Uh, what's a title? Like the gold member title?
golly miss molly was even there too
Pics, NOW
[QUOTE=Hookerbot9000;26534227]Pics, NOW[/QUOTE]
You think I'm an idiot? I've heard the story about TheBigBomb. NO.
I do this with my hands all the time.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26534290]You think I'm an idiot? I've heard the story about TheBigBomb. NO.[/QUOTE]
So? Way to ruin our fun.
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