• I accidentaly cheated on my girlfriend with her twin sister...
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This is why I put nametags on my girlfriends
Sounds like your ex's sister has had more cocks in her than a chicken farm.
massive deja-vu in this thread
[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;26536342]Insert comment about sexual relations with the twin here.[/QUOTE] I went for the boobs, bro. Too bad there wasn't much to grab, so it just went to making out.
holy shit OP, my girlfriend has a twin sister and I don't get them mixed up.
Two weeks. Anyway, if you can't even tell the difference, then just be with the other sister. What's the difference really? The twin seems like less of a cunt anyway.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;26536903]Two weeks. Anyway, if you can't even tell the difference, then just be with the other sister. What's the difference really? The twin seems like less of a cunt anyway.[/QUOTE] And she's more likely to put out.
I don't honestly believe this for a minute.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;26536920]And she's more likely to put out.[/QUOTE] And she's actually giving a fuck about the guy. I mean, if I was his ex, I wouldn't break up with him just for that reason.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;26536938]I don't honestly believe this for a minute.[/QUOTE] My son, folklore has been a part of civilization for ages. You must believe in magic.
I know two sets of twins that aren't identical, and people find it hard to tell them apart at times, dunno why. :v:
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;26536938]I don't honestly believe this for a minute.[/QUOTE] I do take these kinds of threads with a grain of salt, but it's fun to just go with them.
[QUOTE=ravioolz;26532073]eh, im not good at giving such advice, if it were me i would probably go with the sister but thats just my personality and such.[/QUOTE] Uh oh, we got ourselves a playa! But nah seriously OP just do the twin, she's keen, you must be keen if you did that, even if it wasn't the person you thought it was, it still happened. So yeah why not
[QUOTE=collegegrad;26536903] The twin seems like less of a cunt anyway.[/QUOTE] His girlfriend is Ann Coulter? Because I can't think of any other way someone could steal her sister's boyfriend and still be less cunty than someone else.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26534901]UGH, fine. But i'm not friends with them on my facebook anymore and its imageshacked from their facebook, so there's no way to trace them. [img_thumb]http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1277/75843661.png[/img_thumb] My ex is on the left. See what I'm talking about?[/QUOTE] what wait, they look about 13 :raise:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26534901]UGH, fine. But i'm not friends with them on my facebook anymore and its imageshacked from their facebook, so there's no way to trace them. [img_thumb]http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1277/75843661.png[/img_thumb] My ex is on the left. See what I'm talking about?[/QUOTE] One on the right has a dick. You can see the vertical bulge. :smug: Still, I'd fuck her.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26531913]and as I walked away I was wondering why her lip balm tasted different (She always uses cherry, and this one tasted like strawberry) ... Here's how the convo went: "Hey, you must be Molly's sister! It's nice to meet y-" "YOU IDIOT!!! That's my twin sister, she's liked you since he saw you in Comp Sci 101!" "Wait, WHAT???? Im so sorry, I didn't know! I thought you were her!" "Whatever, how could you not know your own girlfriend? We're through!"[/QUOTE] Yeah bullshit.
How he pulled it off. 1. Make up bullshit story 2. Add tons of flaws 3. Google Twins 4. Post
[QUOTE=WillerinV1.02;26536823]holy shit OP, my girlfriend has a twin sister and I don't get them mixed up.[/QUOTE] So you're saying it's okay to fuck your sister as long as it's the right one?
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;26537411]How he pulled it off. 1. Make up bullshit story 2. Add tons of flaws 3. Google Twins 4. Post[/QUOTE] This is nothing, half the people on Facepunch believed a guy who said his entire school saw a video of the principal fucking a couch with a cat on his head.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;26537411]How he pulled it off. 1. Make up bullshit story 2. Add tons of flaws 3. Google Twins 4. Post[/QUOTE] Idiot, I'm telling you the truth. How do you think I got two pics of them? And besides, I despise trolls. On another note, I will update this thread when I get more information.
Google images. Duh
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;26537742]Google images. Duh[/QUOTE] Try it. I guarantee you it's not there.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532055]I guess I could look at it that way, but I don't even know her sister, so how could I know if there's chemistry?[/QUOTE] There isn't Chemistry. But there is Comp Sci 101! *sigh* I think that joke just made me die a little inside.
Just go with the twin bro
[QUOTE=Mingebox;26536743]Sounds like your ex's sister has had more cocks in her than a chicken farm.[/QUOTE] That's a lot of cocks, chief
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532055]I guess I could look at it that way, but I don't even know her sister, so how could I know if there's chemistry?[/QUOTE] Take Chemistry 201.
if you went straight for the boobs while you were making out then it should have clued you in brah her sister's chest is flat as a board
heheh, your name is Sementilli, heheheh...
get into threesome
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