I accidentaly cheated on my girlfriend with her twin sister...
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[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;26537346]One on the right has a dick. You can see the vertical bulge. :smug: Still, I'd fuck her.[/QUOTE]
It surprises me sometimes how someone always points out something like that, the female body structure looks like that, if there was dick there, there would much more of a bulge than that.
Also I have never understood why people will call out someone on trolling when the story is somewhat funny, even if I have been 'trolled' by believing it, have I lost anything?
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;26531982]hi im fatal-error and i assume everyone else is ugly and socially awkward like me[/QUOTE]
That was uncalled for
Make up to your real girlfriend and then have a threesome with both of them.
[editline]6th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gainax;26534901]UGH, fine. But i'm not friends with them on my facebook anymore and its imageshacked from their facebook, so there's no way to trace them.
[img_thumb]http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1277/75843661.png[/img_thumb]
My ex is on the left. See what I'm talking about?[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck. They're both hammered.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532941]Sex, I guess.[/QUOTE]
Rape?
[QUOTE=IceTea;26540987]
Oh fuck. They're both flat chested teens.[/QUOTE]
More to the point.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;26531982]hi im fatal-error and i assume everyone else is ugly and socially awkward like me[/QUOTE]
Hi! I'm lil_n00blett, and I can't take a joke because I'm ugly and socially arkward.
[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;26536342]Insert comment about sexual relations with the twin here.[/QUOTE]
Quality post.
[QUOTE=Nerts;26532599]Bring it up with her and act as horribly confused as possible.[/QUOTE]
This. it's your only hope
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;26532077]Seriously though, if you go out with her sister she'll hate you forever.[/QUOTE]
Who gives a shit :v:
Just go out with the twin, what's so hard about that? I mean she's obviously still hot for you.
Well, it might be a [I]bit[/I] awkward when you meet her family (including the twin-ex)...
I'm sorry, why did anyone ever take this seriously? It reads like bad fanfiction. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life, especially when you consider the fact that he knows these little things about his "girlfriend" which his "girlfriend's twin sister" does not after 2 weeks of dating, such as the lip-balm or the clothing. This is terrible writing.
At the parents house
Twins mom:"So how did you 2 meet?"
Op:"I mistaked her for her sister"
Kill them both. No more problems.
[editline]7th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Valon Kyre;26542091]At the parents house
Twins mom:"So how did you 2 meet?"
Op:"I mistaked her for her sister"[/QUOTE]
It's mistook...
Ignore both of them.
If you aren't able to tell the difference between the two it must mean something.
So just try and move on. It's probably not worth going through all of that.
I red only the title and I'm here to say
Facepunch Man Of The Year.
[QUOTE=PLing;26542050]Just go out with the twin, what's so hard about that? I mean she's obviously still hot for you.
Well, it might be a [I]bit[/I] awkward when you meet her family (including the twin-ex)...[/QUOTE]
It's easier said than done, I'd be hurting my ex who I still care about.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26542486]It's easier said than done, I'd be hurting my ex who I still care about.[/QUOTE]
fuck that ass you silly noonga
The whole concept of this just seems too funny for me to take seriously.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;26542086]I'm sorry, why did anyone ever take this seriously? It reads like bad fanfiction. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life, especially when you consider the fact that he knows these little things about his "girlfriend" which his "girlfriend's twin sister" does not after 2 weeks of dating, such as the lip-balm or the clothing. This is terrible writing.[/QUOTE]
I guess her sister didn't think that through, and me and my ex were been kissing weeks before actually going out. She just doesn't want to take it further than that.
hey Max 'Ninja Hands' Sementilli that is a great story
This sounds like a plot for a bad sitcom.
the twin obv likes u more.
[QUOTE=ravioolz;26532004]well if you cant tell the difference between them, you just got a hornier version of your girlfriend[/QUOTE]
Plus strawberry instead of cherry. :buddy:
You didn't do touchy-feely for two weeks? When I was dating my first GF, I was afraid to do something because I didn't want to look like an asshole who only wants sex, and after about 3 days she asked me to give her more "attention". I was like :v: and we even had our first sex a week after that.
haha u fuckin dumbass id be on dat pussy no prob
I'm not sure whether OP is a troll or living in a sitcom.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26531913]"YOU IDIOT!!! That's my twin sister, she's liked you since [b]he[/b] saw you in Comp Sci 101!"[/QUOTE]
:raise:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26531913]she's liked you since [b]he[/b] saw you in Comp Sci 101![/QUOTE]
Rated optimistic :v:
[QUOTE=bravehat;26533220][highlight] Ladies and gentlemen this is the guy who sticks a hand warmer to his bladder and jumps up and down to get rid of his wood, he is in no way competent enough to get a girl friend let alone fuck her twin sister![/highlight]
That is all.[/QUOTE]
Not sure why this didn't kill this fake thread back on page 2.
we need a 'twinner' rating
Sounds like a bad [i]Saved By The Bell[/i] storyline.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26532694]You know. it really isn't hard to tell twins apart. Even [b]identical twins are pretty hard to mix up [i]after you have met both of them[/i][/b].[/QUOTE]
:bravo:
Where's the bad reading rating when you need it? OP explicitly said he hadn't met her family or indeed twin sister.
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