I accidentaly cheated on my girlfriend with her twin sister...
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[quote=gainax;26531913]i'm known as max 'ninja hands' sementilli, so i am well renound for this stuff.[/quote]
lol.
its obvious that what you need to do is find your twin in the world (which is logic, everyone has a twin) pay him, and then get him to make out with your girlfriend, she thinking it is you. Then, you come in with her sister (who is willing for you so it's a win) and shes like WHAT THE FUCK, and your like thats not me what the fuck, and this isnt you, then expell the fake you.. threesome. Result?
also ignore my lack of spelling and grammar and all of that shit, i just got in and my hands are freezing.
Go out with other twin? Or try fixing things with the other other twin?
Post pics.
Fucking amazing story OP. Fuck the twin, it's a win-win situation here.
Except if you deny sex from the twin sister.
Tap that sister. It's the manly thing to do.
you've been dating for only 2 weeks and you can already tell that the only thing that she will ever ever wear is cherry lip balm?
besides, artificial cherry flavors are horrible
fuck the one with the strawberry
Sorry I'm not clear with America's educational system, is college the same as high school?
Why does Max Sementilli ([url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1321210841[/url]) on Facebook go to Howard High School ([url]http://www.howardhighschool.net/[/url])?
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And yet you say you are Max Sementilli and you go to college?
I don't know why I did researching for a story that is so obviously fake.
you sure t'was her twin? you've made mistakes like this before
[QUOTE=thereisno131;26548567]Sorry I'm not clear with America's educational system, is college the same as high school?
Why does Max Sementilli ([url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1321210841[/url]) on Facebook go to Howard High School ([url]http://www.howardhighschool.net/[/url])?
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And yet you say you are Max Sementilli and you go to college?
I don't know why I did researching for a story that is so obviously fake.[/QUOTE]
Because I literally haven't logged in facebook since I got to college. The last time I used it was to get her pic.
[editline]7th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;26543921]I'm not sure whether OP is a troll or living in a sitcom.[/QUOTE]
The latter :smug: That's why I avoid social networking sites, I have enough drama as it is.
Well, Mr. Ninja hands, provide us a timestamped picture of yourself if that is indeed your facebook profile.
Also, just to make stuff better, say to twin no.1, your ex, that you actually wanted to go out with her twin, twin no2. whom you tapped on that faithful night. Apologize for twin no1, tap twin no2.
Problem solved, enjoy your poon.
[QUOTE=ZuXer;26549385]Well, Mr. Ninja hands, provide us a timestamped picture of yourself if that is indeed your facebook profile.
Also, just to make stuff better, say to twin no.1, your ex, that you actually wanted to go out with her twin, twin no2. whom you tapped on that faithful night. Apologize for twin no1, tap twin no2.
Problem solved, enjoy your poon.[/QUOTE]
I like this idea :smug: And I prefer to be confidential, thank you. I don't need to prove who I am on the Internet, I'm very careful about this stuff.
its christmas
Get them both horses
Cool story bro
you look like the dance commander
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I'm still waiting for OP's title :colbert:
[QUOTE=Flat Minus;26552152]I'm still waiting for OP's title :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Hes banned.
Brilliant work of fiction, it's up there with "The Hungry Caterpillar".
I don't care if this is fake I saw the OP's picture and laughed my ass off.
Look, I've fucked one of my close mates' girlfriend's twin-sister. And I can tell you one thing.
Who the fuck, is fucked up enough to think "say, my sister is in a nice relationship, LETS FUCK IT UP A NOTCH!"
I call bullshit.
My awesome MSPaint skills tells this in another way.
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Hmm, a picture wouldn't show up. It showed how the OP decided to tell facepunch after his mishap.
Dear lord, 14.8 MEGAbytes of bitmaps. WHY??
I've re-upped them as .png, 74.6 KILObytes total.
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A 99.5% size reduction (I'm not kidding).
Ow those MS paint drawings make my eyes bleed!
This man's artwork makes me want to cry.
[QUOTE=thereisno131;26548567]Sorry I'm not clear with America's educational system, is college the same as high school?
Why does Max Sementilli ([url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1321210841[/url]) on Facebook go to Howard High School ([url]http://www.howardhighschool.net/[/url])?
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And yet you say you are Max Sementilli and you go to college?
I don't know why I did researching for a story that is so obviously fake.[/QUOTE]
Wallid goes to Howard High.
Case closed.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26531913]Today, I have done one of the most embarrasing things I have ever done. Before you prejudice me for being a dumbass, just hear me out, okay? Heres how the story goes:
I was walking back from my Spanish 201 class (I'm a college student, fyi) and I was invited in person to a party by who supposedly was my girlfriend. Since she was wearing the same clothes as she usually does, and my vision is a bit rusty, I happily said yes. I then kissed her as she left, and as I walked away I was wondering why her lip balm tasted different (She always uses cherry, and this one tasted like strawberry). Also, keep in mind we've only dated for 2 weeks, and haven't met her family yet.
Anyway, at around 8, I make it to the party and I saw my 'girlfriend' there, wearing the same clothes as before. People around her were calling her by my girlfriend's name, so the thought of doubt didn't even cross my mind. So, while we were at the party having a drink or two, we started making out and getting touchy-feely (I thought it was a breakthrough in the relationship since we hadn't done that yet). I should also note, I'm known as Max 'Ninja Hands' Sementilli, so I am well renound for this stuff. Anyway, while we were making out, another identical looking girl walked in the party looking really pissed. She saw me and her twin making out and yelled at me and her.
Here's how the convo went:
"Hey, you must be Molly's sister! It's nice to meet y-"
"YOU IDIOT!!! That's my twin sister, she's liked you since he saw you in Comp Sci 101!"
"Wait, WHAT???? Im so sorry, I didn't know! I thought you were her!"
"Whatever, how could you not know your own girlfriend? We're through!"
Then she stormed out the door. Apparently I learned that she took her sister's invitation, and went to the party posing as her. Then when she saw a facebook status of a close friend of hers going to a party, she added 2 and 2 together... So, I haven't talked to either of them since. Molly isn't answering my calls, and her sister is still flirting with me, but I'm really confused, and since they're so alike idk what to do. Any ideas, Facepunch?[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I wish Facepunch had a LAD rating!
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Good job, you kissed a shemale.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;26547441]Fucking amazing story OP. Fuck the twin, it's a win-win situation here.
Except if you deny sex from the twin sister.[/QUOTE]
But it's not real.
Idiots, fucking idiots everywhere.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26535127]They're 19, believe it or not. I gotta admit, it was the face that sold it for me :smile:[/QUOTE]
But they're butterfaces if anything.
that stupid fuck with the bmp's deserves to go to hell
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