What was the most stupid incorrect thing one of your teachers said to you?
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That global warming is real :psyduck:
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Why'd you minibump this? :eng99:
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[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;21685906]they use 22/7 as something close to pi, but it's not really that close. A teacher once tried to tell me that global warming was real
Another said Australia was a continent and not a country[/QUOTE]
Australia is a continent and a country :eng101:
Science
No
Mercury is the hottest planet because it's the closest to the sun (there was a chart with the average temperature for each planet on the board at the time with Venus highlighted in RED indicating HEAT)
[QUOTE=Gta700;21686839]The only clue to
"Global Warming" is on 2012 and that the crust was moving and made the poles into hot spots wich flooded the world and made a MASSIVE CRACK in one of the windows and flood the hydrolic chamber becuse the gears was stuck on a rope. [ lol i just explained a part of the ending to you xD i just love that movie xP ][/QUOTE]
it was a shitty film the only good part was the special effects, and I went to see Avatar a week or so after that and so now it's got no real merit.
Science
No
Word Documents can give you viruses
[QUOTE=ashxu;21772728]Science
No
Word Documents can give you viruses[/QUOTE]
Actually Word documents can contain macro viruses.
Civics
No
The only reason America is a bad country is because of fear.
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;21687713]Modern History
No
Black and White are not colors.
I called him a racist :v:[/QUOTE]
How's that racist?..
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Social studies
No
Windows was made by the Japanese.
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;21685906]
Another said Australia was a continent and not a country[/QUOTE]
Someone once tried to tell me that Jewish people was a religion and not a race.
[QUOTE=Bllasae;21775350]Someone once tried to tell me that Jewish people was a religion and not a race.[/QUOTE]
What was their religion anyway? I know they were apparently good with money.
My Maths teacher; we were learning about Algebra and one of the sarcastic guys asked him "What's 2 + 2?" and he goes "It's 3, 5. 4! It's 4." And we all cracked up laughing.
My Art teacher; my mate turns his head for one second, and she sends him out for talking. She really hates him.
My Commerce teacher; she wrote 3 spelling mistakes, and we all point them out and she turns around saying "Oh shit." :v:
History
No
The theory of evolution was disproved. I wanted to argue with him but I knew it was a waste of time.
[QUOTE=Bllasae;21775350]Someone once tried to tell me that Jewish people was a religion and not a race.[/QUOTE]
It's a people not a race.
America was completely based on Christian values.
[QUOTE=ohadeEyY;21780004]It's a people not a race.[/QUOTE]
People is a group of persons.
A Religion is a group of [b]crazy[/b] persons.
Ninja'd :ninja:
art teacher
no
Telling us to not talk and that it is bad to talk while doing art-
(he fucking thinks that hes da vinci with a weight problem)
[QUOTE]A Religion is a group of [B]crazy[/B] persons.
[/QUOTE]Hmmm.. usually more brainwashed then crazy.
Computer Use
No
"Once you learn how to do powerpoints, you'll never forget!"
That is true, once you learn how to plug a plug into a powerpoint, you don't forget.
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