1. Get money
2. Go to some random illegal gun dealer
3. Buy a sniper rifle
4. Find a tall building close to them
5. Enter said tall building
6. Go all the way up to the roof or the top floor
7. Aim for the head to do critical damage
8. ????
9. PROFIT!
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;21057970]
Do you guys have any creative ideas for [B]LEGAL [/B]ways to piss them off or witty signs? [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;21058512]1. Get money
2. Go to some random illegal gun dealer
3. Buy a sniper rifle
4. Find a tall building close to them
5. Enter said tall building
6. Go all the way up to the roof or the top floor
7. Aim for the head to do critical damage
8. ????
9. PROFIT![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;21058263]Blend in with the crown dressed as altair
Then at the last second pretend to assassinate someone and throw your cape off. Revealing some sort of gay outfit.
Run away yelling "detected!"[/QUOTE]
That would be absolutely hilarious. Sounds like something Mega64 would do.
If I ever find out I have a terminal disease and that their is no chance of me making it through and the doctors are 100% sure I have the disease and that their is no cure, I'm strapping myself with a metric fuck-on of make-shift C-4 and running to the church and fucking detonating it all.
Going out with style, Bitches.
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Oh and I say get the local Gay,Bi and lesbian group in your town to go out and have them make out in front of them.
mix saltpeter and granulated sugar, cook it until it melts, let it cool, ignite it in the crowd. With about a pound of that shit you'll fill up a few city blocks with smoke.
You should "Accidentally" run them over with a SUV.
I wouldn't even be able to counter protest I would be so filled with rage. Counter protest doesn't feel good enough. I would honestly want to walk up and punch one of them in the face.
Buy a scoped semi-auto .308 rifle
You [I]are[/I] allowed to carry guns in America, albeit only for self defense.
But you could then say that the church guys were assaulting you, then shoot one of them. Hell, it would make an example.
Make some sort of accident
[QUOTE=Luxo;21059077]You should "Accidentally" run them over with a SUV.[/QUOTE]
[editline]02:39PM[/editline]
I myself do not know a hell of a whole lot about them. But the sign that says let more soldiers die is just bullshit. OP make a sign that says "More Westboro church members must die" It is free speech too.
West Des Moines here.
Where they gunna be at?
[QUOTE=slinkman;21059189]West Des Moines here.
Where they gunna be at?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html[/url]
They're going to be at several locations throughout the morning
Drake University Law School 213 Cartwright Hall, 2621 Carpenter Ave
Tifereth Israel 924 Polk Blvd.
and
Temple B'nai Jeshurun 5101 Grand Ave.
I'd say giving them no attention at all would probably be the most effective way of dealing with them (short of killing them but, well, that's illegal).
Seriously, they're IRL trolls (very successful ones at that!) and what's the best way for dealing with trolls when you're not a moderator? That's right, ignoring them.
Do this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN2pfbMqKeo&feature=related[/media]
[editline]12:01PM[/editline]
At about 2:53
[editline]12:02PM[/editline]
and 2:02
[editline]12:02PM[/editline]
also
ANGRY SIGN >:3
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;21058149]Doesn't Bill Bryson come from Des Moines? You should try and get him to say something about it.[/QUOTE]
I fucking love Bill Bryson
but he lives in the UK now
Oh and get sign that says "Fred Phelps touched me in a naughty place :c"
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;21059273][url]http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html[/url]
They're going to be at several locations throughout the morning
Drake University Law School 213 Cartwright Hall, 2621 Carpenter Ave
Tifereth Israel 924 Polk Blvd.
and
Temple B'nai Jeshurun 5101 Grand Ave.[/QUOTE]
Aight. My sister, friend and I are set up, I'll try and get more people. We need a rally point
Leviticus 11:9-12 and Deuteronomy 14:9-10 both say that god hates lobster/shrimp. You should make picket signs and condemn them for eating shrimp or lobster.
[editline]07:18PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=halflambada;21059534]Do this
At about 2:53
and 2:02
[/QUOTE]
God dammit Anon.
[QUOTE=halflambada;21059534]Do this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN2pfbMqKeo&feature=related[/media]
Be anonymous?
I mean, the suits and Guy Fawkes masks, and record it...dude...you got a blockbuster right there...
[QUOTE=slinkman;21059777]Aight. My sister, friend and I are set up, I'll try and get more people. We need a rally point[/QUOTE]
I'll keep you updated, right now I've got 2 people for sure, and at least 4 more interested.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;21058263]Blend in with the crown dressed as altair
Then at the last second pretend to assassinate someone and throw your cape off. Revealing some sort of gay outfit.
Run away yelling "detected!"[/QUOTE]
This, but don't dress up as Altair. Wear like a trench coat or something, pretend your one of them then throw off your trench coat revealing your gay clothes.
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;21059956]I'll keep you updated, right now I've got 2 people for sure, and at least 4 more interested.[/QUOTE]
I'm thinking we meet up @ the McDonald's on 30'th st.
Grope them inappropriately.
Guys please record this.
I totally want to see this shit go down.
[QUOTE=madmax678;21060114]Guys please record this.
I totally want to see this shit go down.[/QUOTE]
Many agrees to this man.
Good luck to the counter protesters.
[QUOTE=madmax678;21060114]Guys please record this.
I totally want to see this shit go down.[/QUOTE]
quoted for truth also get someone who has a system in their car to play the Village People really loudly.
Spam this song
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM[/media]