Negro and You: Playing "Racist" with your black friend
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[QUOTE=mynames2long;17579460]Holy balls you're probably the best poster on Facepunch[/QUOTE]
I probably am.
[img]http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/Afro7hundr/edgeworth.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;1757951]
animepoopoo.jpg[/QUOTE]
not anymore
DAAANG NIGGA! That's a good point!
Phoenix Wright ain't anime you fucknut.
I joke with a black buddy at school.
In maths we got two dice during a test, his was white, mine was brown... we promptly swapped dice.
He's incredibly good at basket ball and often proclaims (rightly so, in fact) that, "white guys can't run."
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;17579670]Phoenix Wright ain't anime you fucknut.[/QUOTE]
deffo looks like it
[QUOTE=TH89;17579300]But white people invented a lot of really cool stuff, like computers and Led Zeppelin.[/QUOTE]
Africans invented iron, which is a must for building structures. Without iron, even a 3-story apartment could crumble.
[QUOTE=BJK;17579686]Africans invented iron, which is a must for building structures.[/QUOTE]
I think it was actually those stellar bodies that we refer to as 'stars' that invented iron.
[QUOTE=sltungle;17579690]I think it was actually those stellar bodies that we refer to as 'stars' that invented iron.[/QUOTE]
As in, put it to actual use.
It's 2 am do you think I can think straight
[QUOTE=BJK;17579686]Africans invented iron, which is a must for building structures. Without iron, even a 3-story apartment could crumble.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah well
I invented water
i think aferican is a pretty cool guy. eh eats watermellon and doesnt afrade of anything
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[QUOTE=TH89;17579699]Oh yeah well
I invented water[/QUOTE]
Cool I use that all the time
I invented mountain dew
Somehow this thread reminds me of JD And Turk.
[QUOTE=TH89;17579699]Oh yeah well
I invented water[/QUOTE]
Holy shit! Dear sir, will you please sign my water?
Im AfricanAmerican/Indian :smug:
I'm upset that Jayhawker hasn't validated me by telling me how funny my incredibly racist posts are
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17578995]My negro amigo.[/QUOTE]
Mi amigo negro. :spn101:
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;17578927]Suitable topics such as basketball, rap, chikinz and watermelon becoming available for conversation, effectively replacing [b]hockey, punk, organic food and swimming[/b].[/QUOTE]
I talk about none of these things and I'm the whitest person you'll meet. And I agree with pretty much everything else you're saying. Justifying it is retarded and only makes it worse.
Wakka would like me to tell you all that in Russia, black people are like mythical creatures only found in folklore, and if one is sighted then people will put down their vodka and flock to the streets with their video cameras in search of proof of this rare being.
Also :page3:
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17579779]Wakka would like me to tell you all that in Russia, black people are like mythical creatures only found in folklore, and if one is sighted then people will put down their vodka and flock to the streets with their video cameras in search of proof of this rare being.[/QUOTE]
Are there watermelons in Russia?
[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;17579284]white people should just fuckin die, they're the cause of all the worlds problems[/QUOTE]
Who told him?
[QUOTE=BJK;17579784]Are there watermelons in Russia?[/QUOTE]
He says there's are lots, but the Russians gobble them all up.
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17579779]Wakka would like me to tell you all that in Russia, black people are like mythical creatures only found in folklore, and if one is sighted then people will put down their vodka and flock to the streets with their video cameras in search of proof of this rare being.[/QUOTE]
Or beat them to death with cinderblocks.
Heh.
Eh heh
huh.
Hm.
That wasn't a joke, I was mad.
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[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_Russia_during_the_2000s[/url]
[QUOTE=TH89;17579815]Or beat them to death with cinderblocks.[/QUOTE]
I'm not even going to try and paraphrase this one.
[quote=(ЯR)Wakka] Nationalist Russians are afraid that the mythical Negros will take their supply of watermelon and vodka.[/quote]
:banjo:
:ohdear:
Man fuck Russia.
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