Negro and You: Playing "Racist" with your black friend
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Most racist thread ever.
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;17579890]Man fuck Russia.[/QUOTE]
Ok after this I'm done posting other people's racism.
[quote= (ЯR)Wakka] Tell him if he gets a degree in business (whatever it's called) he's more than welcome into Russia.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;17578927]Does your black friend deserve that? To be insulted?
[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17578995]My negro amigo.[/QUOTE]
Mi amigo negro :eng101:
A black friend of mine jokingly asked why white people get to use the term "black metal" when they're all Nazis, and I ended up talking about how chicken is white meat or something and he doesn't like me anymore.
OP, please advise for future situations
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17581627]A black friend of mine jokingly asked why white people get to use the term "black metal" when they're all Nazis, and I ended up talking about how chicken is white meat or something and he doesn't like me anymore.
OP, please advise for future situations[/QUOTE]
You should have slapped him for thinking black metal bands are all Nazis
[QUOTE=James*;17581653]You should have slapped him for thinking black metal bands are all Nazis[/QUOTE]
He was joking. I was too. He didn't appreciate the joke.
I was asking how to deal with this "it's okay for black people to be racist but not white people" bullshit.
When i was in college, we had a mix of ethnic groups. Asians, blacks, whites and europian. Everything was a massive racist shitstorm. Some of the stuff people were doing was fucking insane like this one lad, put his feet up on the table in a sitting position like someone about to give birth and begin to act out wiping shit all over his face. Then you have the asians who were tormented by the blacks by asking them to fetch certain "packages". This one guy who people kept calling usher... i forget the europian jokes but it was very similar to cracker produce and wealthfare. I never saw anything like it over the year between a group of only 13 people but it was very humorous between us all and no one took it seriously. It started small and esculated.
The humor in this thread makes baby Jesus cry
you're not african american if youre black
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[QUOTE=yawmwen;17579179]Aren't you smart. :downs:
I don't know if you're American but in the USA we have certain freedoms, ideally if you don't physically harm someone else then you should be able to do whatever.
You should be able to say whatever you want, whenever you want, wherever you want, as long as it's not on someone's private property. Anything else is wrong.[/QUOTE]
But that's just not how it works, is it?
[QUOTE=It.;17581914]you're not african american if youre black
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grr
Racial terms are very important subject to It, It gets mad if wrong words are used
Nice afro.
[QUOTE=It.;17581914]you're not african american if youre black
k[/QUOTE]
My suitemate is a white African American who got the Black scholars award for being from Africa.
[img]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs191.snc1/6409_126423132791_655882791_3166553_785811_n.jpg[/img]
Did you know that black poeple invented the shoelace?
Cause they did.
[QUOTE=TH89;17579300]But white people invented a lot of really cool stuff, like computers and Led Zeppelin.[/QUOTE]
all those ideas were stolen from black people
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;17582862]My suitemate is a white African American who got the Black scholars award for being from Africa.
[img]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs191.snc1/6409_126423132791_655882791_3166553_785811_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
His face looks nothing like that of an African. He can safely stick his head out a car window while driving 60 MPH and not slap himself to death with his lips.
no thank you,i dont like the risky part :))
My black friend makes hugely racist stuff about himself, supporting stereotypes
And I can join in
:iia:
[quote]and not tease a member of perhaps one of the most easily offended ethnicities on the planet?[/quote]
Pretty sure that varies from person to person.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;17584487]So what, we got a negro trying to tell us what to do, even if the majority of FP is white?
[B]I KNOW, IT'S OPPOSITE DAY[/B] :razz:[/QUOTE]
so usually it's a white guy telling us what to do, even though the majority of FP is black?
I don't believe in labeling.
I'm white and I love KFC.
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;17578927]Hello Facepunch. I am Jayhawker30, or the artist formerly known as Afro7hundr.
I am black.
And as a black, I am something of a fascinating pariah in the eyes of my Anglo-Saxon friends and peers. When dealing with a black friend, the rules of conduct shift to accommodate those of ebony complexion. Suitable topics such as basketball, rap, chikinz and watermelon becoming available for conversation, effectively replacing hockey, punk, organic food and swimming. This is a welcome change of pace, making black friends like a [i]District 9[/i] in a sea of [i]Love Happens[/i] and [i]Whiteouts[/i].
Likewise, the standards for taboo also take a shift. [i]For the darker[/i], if you'll excuse the pun.
It's fun to tease, whether in spite or humor. We did it as children, we do it today, and the long distance communication medium of the internet makes teasing a much less risky proposition, as the relative safety of being possibly miles away from your intended target means getting your flat pasty ass kicked for doing so is made a lot less likely. Understandable.
So for what reason could you possibly have for not utilizing this spacial invulnerability to its fullest, and not tease a member of perhaps one of the most easily offended ethnicities on the planet?
Why, dear reader, you have [i]none[/i]. So, naturally, you do just that.
And just as naturally, after the word has been said, you hastily assert that you were just kidding, stating that you really love black people deep down and finish it off with a less than sign and a three. Surely that was the right thing to do, yes?
[b]NO.[/b]
This is NOT CORRECT. You do NOT TRY TO JUSTIFY YOURSELF AFTER THE DEED. Apologizing for it in an attempt to stem any sort of coming racially driven rage only serves to insult their intelligence. Does your black friend deserve that? To be insulted?
Instead, forgo the apologizing, and just see how the target takes it. Keep in mind this only applies to teasing; completely blatant racist hate doesn't count. See if your black friend can take a joke; if you're lucky, maybe he'll even get in on it.
See, contrary to popular belief, we have a sense of humor behind the overly sensitive yet tough as nails facade we so commonly display. Hell, I even had a completely racist buddy in High School. Mother fucker was practically a Neo Nazi with all the discrimination he carried. But I still humored him, and eventually we were cool.
Shit, GaLm is starting a match for Crash Course... ok, let me wrap this up.
If you gonna hate on your black friend, don't undermine his merit by immediately saying your sorry in fear of his coming wrath, or trying to justify the word. It's annoying.
That is all.[/QUOTE]
I don't make fun of people for fear of getting me ass kicked. I don't make fun of people because it makes me looks bad (I do feel bad about it in most cases too, but the latter makes it almost impossible to retaliate in a hardcore manner.)
damn man, it's easier to not quote and everyone assumes you are talking about OP.
[QUOTE=Slasha00;17588056]I don't make fun of people for fear of getting me ass kicked. I don't make fun of people because it makes me looks bad (I do feel bad about it in most cases too, but the latter makes it almost impossible to retaliate in a hardcore manner.)[/QUOTE]
He said your black friend, not random black people you see
[QUOTE=Ohforf;17584680]No no no, you don't seem to understand.
Let me give you a hint here, son.
SLAVERY ring any bells?[/QUOTE]
Well you're a bit late to make a quirky statement like that.
[QUOTE=TH89;17588098]He said your black friend, not random black people you see[/QUOTE]
Oh! Well now everything makes more sense all of a sudden. :razz:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17581665]He was joking. I was too. He didn't appreciate the joke.
I was asking how to deal with this "it's okay for black people to be racist but not white people" bullshit.[/QUOTE]
It isn't.
You must speak with your black friend, and make sure that no hard feelings were felt in this exchange. If he took it seriously, then assure that it was only a joke.
If he feels that he is on the racial high ground, then you tell that big lipped melon suckin' chimp to get the fuck off his high horse, and take a dose of reality. Tell him a black guy said that, it'll blow his [i]miiiiiiiiiiiind![/i]
There are not Alot of colored people in my school.... I wonder why...
Was one who pissed me off,he was pretty racist towards me.I eventually told him to STFU then he said that was racist :geno:.
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