• The Adventures of RTT-CQB Man with Airsoft Forum and Friends. [Airsoft Interactive]
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[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;31272050]I uploaded them to Filesmelt. So far the consenus is- * Barricade lower flowers with furniture. Hold up in upper floor and acquire all [b][i]PRIMARIES[/b][/i] to drop [i][b]DROP FRIGGIN' BODDIES, Good-to-go.[/b][/i][/QUOTE] this is such a terrible idea it will end with us getting arrested or killed
Gather all tactical weapons and jump out of bathroom window into tactical jeep and drive away.
A day in the life of RTT-CQB man: He was eating a cheese sammich, [i][b]Good-to-go[/i][/b] and he needed to re-melt the cheese, as it Tactically grew cold, and he ran into the Kitchen so [i][b]High-speed low-drag[/i][/b] that it melted the Magpul brand Magpul Polymer Cheddar. This story was inspired by my fucking 4 cheese sammich growing cold.
Completely new idea! Take your [B]PRIMARY Good-to-go[/B], and run [B][I]high-speed low-drag[/I][/B] into the closet in his bedroom. [B]TACTICAL[/B] hide in the closet, and be ready to [B]TACTICAL[/B] jump out and [B][I]drop friggin' bodies[/I][/B]. Just a thought.
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;31272226]this is such a terrible idea it will end with us getting arrested or killed[/QUOTE] We already killed a person and besides, you can't barricade a flower
Relevant to this thread: [img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20060531.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/fLAzCn.png[/img]
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;31277663]Relevant to this thread: [img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20060531.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Please don't tell me I'm the only one who doesn't get this at all.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;31280190]Please don't tell me I'm the only one who doesn't get this at all.[/QUOTE] You're not alone.
She has a sniper zeroed in on her forehead, he's supposed to spell out taciturn but instead hinted at the sniper by spelling that out [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] kind of like how I'm spelling this joke out to you guys right now eh
I can't post tonight. Also someone rated me dumb. :saddowns:
It's okay, superkill whatever the fuck is like a 3 year old. Edit: I looked through his post history and like half that shit is about dicks. I shit you not.
[B][I]TACTICAL BOX[/I][/B]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/situation_unknown.bmp[/img] RTT-CQB Man [i][b]REINFORCES INTERNAL RALLY POINTS[/b][/i] with his [i][b]IKEA NO-SPEED NO-DRAG MAGPUL PTS™ FURNITURE[/i][/b] and relocates all of his [b][i]TACTICAL PRIMARIES[/b][/i]. Meanwhile an Ambulance has arrived to save Mr. Dinkleberg, sirens also grow louder in the East and will arrive any second.
Just zipper those paramedics with your primary.
search and assess out your window toward the east side.
Use you [B][I]HIGH SPEED LOW DRAG LOW PROFILE DEVGRU APPROVED RADIO [/I][/B]to radio squadmate Dr. Pepperbomb for help [editline]24th July 2011[/editline] Alteratively; engage in a [B][I]EXTENDED RANGE NONSTANDARD CLOSE COMBAT MANUVER[/I][/B] and throw your [B][I]HIGH SPEED LOW DRAG MAGPUL GUITAR[/I][/B] at the paramedics
Everyone needs to reach a common ground by tomorrow, it's kind of late to do another picture and it's impossible when I have several differing opinions. So, just work it out amongst yourselves.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;31302363]Everyone needs to reach a common ground by tomorrow, it's kind of late to do another picture and it's impossible when I have several differing opinions. So, just work it out amongst yourselves.[/QUOTE] just do what most interactive authors do and just pick the option you like most then quote it in the post preceeding the next picture.
>realize you forgot your [B][I]TACTICAL POLYMER MAGPUL BRAND MAGPUL GUITAR[/I][/B]
Duct-tape all your guns together to make the fabled... [img]http://www.mycity-military.com/imgs/111781_413615157_heavy%20gun%20load.jpg[/img] [b]MACHINE GUN JACKET![/b] Pfft, you call [url=http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/rambo2.jpg]THAT[/url] "armed?"
[QUOTE=sliferz;31302634]Duct-tape all your guns together to make the fabled... [img]http://www.mycity-military.com/imgs/111781_413615157_heavy%20gun%20load.jpg[/img] [b]MACHINE GUN JACKET![/b] Pfft, you call [url=http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/rambo2.jpg]THAT[/url] "armed?"[/QUOTE] Yes. This. [editline]24th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Timebomb575;31302275]Use you [B][I]HIGH SPEED LOW DRAG LOW PROFILE DEVGRU APPROVED RADIO [/I][/B]to radio squadmate Dr. Pepperbomb for help [/QUOTE] and this
He's trapped in his house. Better drink his own piss.
Throw all of your [b][i]good-to-go primaries[/i][/b] into the car through the [b][i]MAGPUL TACTICALLY REINFORCED WINDOW[/i][/b] and drive off
[QUOTE=Stupideye;31268629]Game Maker is good for this kind of stuff, you don't even need to know how to program.[/QUOTE] why is this funny :pwn:
[QUOTE=sliferz;31302634]Duct-tape all your guns together to make the fabled... [img]http://www.mycity-military.com/imgs/111781_413615157_heavy%20gun%20load.jpg[/img] [b]MACHINE GUN JACKET![/b] Pfft, you call [url=http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/rambo2.jpg]THAT[/url] "armed?"[/QUOTE] fuck that, [h2]TACTICAL WHEELBARROW[/h2] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Wfo0a.jpg[/img]
not sure why I thought that picture was codemoney
[QUOTE=iFail;31322445]not sure why I thought that picture was codemoney[/QUOTE] it is it's him 10 years from now
Comes with tactical high speed lo drag diet soda.
[QUOTE=L_Dawg;31323339]Comes with tactical high speed lo drag diet soda.[/QUOTE] [b]MAGPUL BRAND HIGH SPEED LOW [del]DRAG[/del] CALORIE SODA[/b] [editline]26th July 2011[/editline] Also CodeMonkey where are you WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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