• Gay Chat V15
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The bus drove past my stop so I ran after it and managed to reach the next one before it arrived, the driver found it very funny for some reason when I got on. I'm completely and utterly exhausted and feel like vomiting though. Gonna sleep a lot I reckon.
Bus drivers can be fucking dicks for no reason and I have no idea why
[QUOTE=Louis;49227598]Bus drivers can be fucking dicks for no reason and I have no idea why[/QUOTE] Sometimes they have the right to be tho' At least in my parts where they get stoned and shot at with BB guns. I remember one time late at night I was on the bus home from the station, there had recently been a footie game in the neighbourhood and one stop had a bunch of supporters shouting and waving flags, the bus driver just hit the pedal and drove past. He later intercommed saying "They're fucking hooligans, they would've trashed the bus". :v:
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49227615]Sometimes they have the right to be tho' [b]At least in my parts where they get stoned and shot at with BB guns.[/b] I remember one time late at night I was on the bus home from the station, there had recently been a footie game in the neighbourhood and one stop had a bunch of supporters shouting and waving flags, the bus driver just hit the pedal and drove past. He later intercommed saying "They're fucking hooligans, they would've trashed the bus". :v:[/QUOTE] Do you live in Malmo or something :v:
[QUOTE=kaze4159;49227143]It basically feels good for the same reason anal does, lots of nerve endings in the same place, plus the feel of something being in there I guess It's waay more sensitive though, which is both good because it can feel so great, but kinda bad because it's easier to do wrong. As long as you're using something very smooth, not too big, and clean, it's pretty amazing. It only really hurts (in an 'oh fuck this is bad' way) if you use something rough / sharp, go too fast, or don't use enough lube, basically the same as shoving anything inside yourself :v: I can't really remember how i got into it, probably finding pictures of it, plus the idea really hot. Tried it with something I had laying around (Which I'm lucky worked) and loved it [editline]2nd December 2015[/editline] All that said, like anal, it's still not gonna be everyone's thing, but it's not as bad as everyone thinks![/QUOTE] [url]http://www.siliconenozzles.com/product.sc?productId=401&categoryId=46[/url] [url]http://www.siliconenozzles.com/product.sc?productId=402&categoryId=46[/url] an alternative to scary metal rods
Song of the day, got this stuck in my head [video=youtube;7N-lIwjWDYA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N-lIwjWDYA[/video]
[QUOTE=bitches;49227866][url]http://www.siliconenozzles.com/product.sc?productId=401&categoryId=46[/url] [url]http://www.siliconenozzles.com/product.sc?productId=402&categoryId=46[/url] an alternative to scary metal rods[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, Silicone is great too, I've been meaning to get some but they seem harder to find :v:
First Chem test score: 34/100, 2std dev below average Second test score: 84/100 1std dev above average Yay I did the thing
the only sex shop around here is disappointing dildos, low quality cock rings, novelty items, and overpriced fancybrand stuff the internet is way better, in my experience, for nsfw shopping
[QUOTE=bitches;49227951]the only sex shop around here is disappointing dildos, low quality cock rings, novelty items, and overpriced fancybrand stuff the internet is way better, in my experience, for nsfw shopping[/QUOTE] Yeah, all the chain stores here are exactly like that, also walls of physical porn because people still buy that apparently. The good place we went to was kinda expensive, but they made up for it in being really friendly and knowledgeable. Plus depending on where you buy from, the really cheap dildos can be knockoffs made of shittier material (Which can actually be unhealthy for you)
[QUOTE=bitches;49227951] the internet is way better, in my experience, for shopping[/QUOTE] ftfy
[QUOTE=kaze4159;49227996]Yeah, all the chain stores here are exactly like that, also walls of physical porn because people still buy that apparently. The good place we went to was kinda expensive, but they made up for it in being really friendly and knowledgeable. Plus depending on where you buy from, the really cheap dildos can be knockoffs made of shittier material (Which can actually be unhealthy for you)[/QUOTE] if i ran a sex store i'd try to keep it as far from standard trash as possible you could sell cloth wall scrolls of pornography, for example
[QUOTE=cheetahben;49228006]ftfy[/QUOTE] Really though why ever leave the house
[QUOTE=cheetahben;49228006]ftfy[/QUOTE] amazon drones will make our dreams cum true
there's a "classy" sex shop within walking distance of my apartment that doesn't have tinted windows or anything so everything in on show for the world to see. great for pointing out when i'm giving people tours of the hood and spur of the moment purchases
[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;49228095]bad dragon shipped via drone good lord[/QUOTE] your toy will arrive via airdrop in 14 minutes please confirm delivery site
[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;49228095]bad dragon shipped via drone good lord[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Dragon-Night-Drake-Medium/dp/B00JV3W1ZE[/url] and it's amazon prime, too so yeah, that's actually a thing now
[QUOTE=Xieneus;49228039]amazon drones will make our dreams cum true[/QUOTE] I want one of these is. As in steal one and take it apart and find out how it works. Then keep it for myself and make my own new drone BFF [editline]2nd December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=bitches;49228173][url]http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Dragon-Night-Drake-Medium/dp/B00JV3W1ZE[/url] and it's amazon prime, too so yeah, that's actually a thing now[/QUOTE] Prime same day in select cities is awesome. It's pretty nest to order stuff and get it later that day. Or Amazon now, which was recently added here
[QUOTE=bitches;49228173][url]http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Dragon-Night-Drake-Medium/dp/B00JV3W1ZE[/url] and it's amazon prime, too so yeah, that's actually a thing now[/QUOTE] holy shit the future is NOW
[QUOTE=Xieneus;49228122]your toy will arrive via airdrop in 14 minutes please confirm delivery site[/QUOTE] I got a landing zone. :smug:
[QUOTE=bitches;49228173][url]http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Dragon-Night-Drake-Medium/dp/B00JV3W1ZE[/url] and it's amazon prime, too so yeah, that's actually a thing now[/QUOTE]Idea for parody video: Prime drone delivers package, mom opens it up, son runs in grabbing giant dragon dildo, tagline appears "Now introducing Amazon Prime Air Black-box, for when you don't want everyone to know you fuck dragons."
[QUOTE=bitches;49228173][url]http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Dragon-Night-Drake-Medium/dp/B00JV3W1ZE[/url] and it's amazon prime, too so yeah, that's actually a thing now[/QUOTE] thanks pequod
[QUOTE=_jesterk;49228371]thanks pequod[/QUOTE] Drops your package on the lawn with a cute lil' parachute and smoke signal [editline]2nd December 2015[/editline] then the dog fucking rips it apart
[IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/8/86/Moe_faces_from_stoping_thevideo.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120529152237[/IMG] me_in_photos
i think anyone can relate to that
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;49228430][IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/8/86/Moe_faces_from_stoping_thevideo.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120529152237[/IMG] me_in_photos[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/why-selfies-sometimes-look-weird-to-their-subjects/359567/]it's actually been proven that people see themselves differently in selfies[/url]
[video=youtube_share;yzIxLwVwtiQ]http://youtu.be/yzIxLwVwtiQ[/video] I can actually die happy after seeing this
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;49228430][IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/8/86/Moe_faces_from_stoping_thevideo.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120529152237[/IMG] me_in_photos[/QUOTE] basically
[QUOTE=Xieneus;49228586]basically[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://media2.fdncms.com/chicago/imager/shoenice-put-my-phone-number-on-youtube/u/slideshow/8517400/1358365400-shoenicepic.jpeg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49228305]I got a landing zone. :smug:[/QUOTE] invalid landing zone re-routing
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