[QUOTE=bitches;49227951]the only sex shop around here is disappointing
dildos, low quality cock rings, novelty items, and overpriced fancybrand stuff
the internet is way better, in my experience, for nsfw shopping[/QUOTE]
we have a spencers around here
pretty dull really
[QUOTE=_jesterk;49228371]thanks pequod[/QUOTE]
Shameless self-plug of my video
[video=youtube;CtbmI6rEEK0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtbmI6rEEK0[/video]
[QUOTE=J!NX;49229005]we have a spencers around here
pretty dull really[/QUOTE]
Omg guys they have dick shaped macaronis how crazy
[QUOTE=paindoc;49229601]Omg guys they have dick shaped macaronis how crazy[/QUOTE]
dong gummies
and lollipops
spencers seems like the kinda place you go when you're slightly buzzed for whatever reason
[QUOTE=Vaught;49229835]dong gummies
and lollipops
spencers seems like the kinda place you go when you're slightly buzzed for whatever reason[/QUOTE]
The place for inebriated men or 13 year old packs of girls
[QUOTE=Vaught;49229835]dong gummies
and lollipops
spencers seems like the kinda place you go when you're slightly buzzed for whatever reason[/QUOTE]
i remember seeing some goofy 'novelty' sex shop website where you could buy all kinds of ridiculous things
big brown edible chocolate dicks are the only thing that really stands out
[QUOTE=_jesterk;49229865]i remember seeing some goofy 'novelty' sex shop website where you could buy all kinds of ridiculous things
big brown edible chocolate dicks are the only thing that really stands out[/QUOTE]
Shit I can do that in my own time. Just find me a mold, ton of chocolate pistoles, and a couple minutes. Even add white chocolate jizz if you want the total effect.
Speaking of which, I should make chocolates again soon. Just need to be motivated :c
my boyfriend was amazed by spencers if ONLY for the fact that they don't have shit where he's from
but to me it's about as dull as shopping at sears. Everything you can get on the internet but like 20x better and it's full of dumb fart jokes and ~edgy~ shirts
if you want actually good shirts just go to [url]https://www.tshirthell.com/search_cat.php?category=Gay[/url]
if you want actual porn items go to a porn shop
it tries to be a weird blend
[editline]2nd December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Vaught;49230027]Shit I can do that in my own time. Just find me a mold, ton of chocolate pistoles, and a couple minutes. Even add white chocolate jizz if you want the total effect.
Speaking of which, I should make chocolates again soon. Just need to be motivated :c[/QUOTE]
make one that's shaped like a swirled pyramid
[editline]2nd December 2015[/editline]
remember to add sprinkles
[url]http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/subgay[/url]
Wow, I kinda want this.
edit: ok nvm, the ends of the swiggley things are penises, would be innapropiate
Ugh. I failed my fish. I clean the tank every week, Feed them twice a day, And do algea treatment. They are still suffering. I'm giving them up tomorrow.. :'(
[QUOTE=J!NX;49230057]
[editline]2nd December 2015[/editline]
make one that's shaped like a swirled pyramid
[/QUOTE]
Er...not quite sure what that shape is. Sorry :v:
[QUOTE=Vaught;49231686]Er...not quite sure what that shape is. Sorry :v:[/QUOTE]
THINK ABOUT IT
[QUOTE=J!NX;49231768]THINK ABOUT IT[/QUOTE]
If it didn't hit me before, it ain't gonna now. Though I found some neat pyramid designs via google.
[QUOTE=Vaught;49231780]If it didn't hit me before, it ain't gonna now. Though I found some neat pyramid designs via google.[/QUOTE]
Its a poo joke
[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;49228095]bad dragon shipped via drone
good lord[/QUOTE]
Hundreds dead as dragon dildos rain down on freeway during rush hour
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49231981]Hundreds dead as dragon dildos rain down on freeway during rush hour[/QUOTE]
Shipped via Amazon Drone
Go outside nude, bend over and down, and put the landing [A] right on your buttchecks with a convenient hole in the center.
Send back 5 stars/tip them/whatever if they can land it in perfectly.
[sp]I know it would ship in a box don't ruin my fantasies.[/sp]
Totally unrelated, but I tried to take a "I've been working out" progress pic for my boyf only for my skin tone to throw the white balance totally off wack, ruining what I was trying to set up with some shadows.
It's not fun being turbowhite. I can't even tan, I just burn. I burned out in cold weather at the Renaissance Festival this year.
[QUOTE=Doom14;49232007]Shipped via Amazon Drone
Go outside nude, bend over and down, and put the landing [A] right on your buttchecks with a convenient hole in the center.
Send back 5 stars/tip them/whatever if they can land it in perfectly.
[sp]I know it would ship in a box don't ruin my fantasies.[/sp][/QUOTE]
I hope you don't have neighbors
There's a fairly attractive dude in my math section who keeps looking at me. Everyday or whenever I run into him, picks me out of a crowd and makes eye contact. But not in a way that makes me thing he's checking me out. It's a weird look. Although, admittedly, I'm terrible at understanding facial expressions and such. He seems sorta like me though, fairly quiet and reserved and generally alone.
The only thing is that he has purple hair and it seems sorta silly. Drives me mad. I'm going to assume he lost a bet. Or maybe it's school spirit. Better than when it was washed-out pink and at least he has the balls to go for a brash color like that
The sound of the rain SLAMMING into my window is a soothing sound to sleep to.
Rain is the ultimate sleep aid.
[QUOTE=J!NX;49231792]Its a poo joke[/QUOTE]
Oh. Ohhhh, now I see it.
I wanna hook up with somebody but everyone is busy during the week but I can't go during the weekend. :cry:
Wait...Bad Dragon dildos on AMAZON?! With Prime!?
Well now...I have no excuse...
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;49232545]Wait...Bad Dragon dildos on AMAZON?! With Prime!?
Well now...I have no excuse...[/QUOTE]
It's not on Amazon, sadly. They're just making jokes.
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
W-wait a sec, there actually are Bad Dragon products on Amazon. Only 5 but..wow. Dunno if its actually them or someone posing.
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;49232545]Wait...Bad Dragon dildos on AMAZON?! With Prime!?
Well now...I have no excuse...[/QUOTE]
Not for the UK amazon :(
It's a really small selection so you're not missing out.
Amazon's bad dragon dongs are the real deal. It's a limited selection, of their popular items. You [I]are[/I] technically missing out, but consider that [url=http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Dragon-Night-Drake-Medium/dp/B00JV3W1ZE]the Nox in medium size[/url] is basically the perfect starter fantasy dildo; the size is large but still human, but with curves that totally make it a worthwhile experience
That price tag is pretty intimidating though :s:
Which is more intimidating? It's size or the price?
That's the real question here.
The price is pretty par for the course for good quality sillicone dicks
Lots of people think dildos are overpriced because they look at the cheap jelly knockoffs and think that's what they're worth
Eh, probably just gonna throw it on a wishlist and mull it over. Probably won't get it but the future isn't set.
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