[QUOTE=Vaught;49233852]Eh, probably just gonna throw it on a wishlist and mull it over. Probably won't get it but the future isn't set.[/QUOTE]
Just buy it off the proper site :v:
You have a shitload more options then, plus you can customise them
But if you want the near-standard looking Nox, amazon prime will get it to you WAY faster than BD (which could take a week just to start mailing your premade toy from their inventory)
[QUOTE=kaze4159;49233867]Just buy it off the proper site :v:
You have a shitload more options then, plus you can customise them[/QUOTE]
Well, I mean the proper site isn't any cheaper and I'm not exactly sitting on an income.
[sp] Not to mention I don't know if I'd even like it [/sp]:frown:
kaze already said it, but they're really NOT that expensive if you consider a few things
firstly, lots of absolutely shitty toys even made from silicone act like they're all that when they're just boring silicone anal beads or similar shit. such toys are made from very little material and yet cost 40-60$. bad dragon, despite the price tag, gets you way more for your money
there are competitors, but they offer way less customizing, and way less quality control
bad dragon can afford to remake your toy if something is wrong (pouring silicone dicks often results in chipped bits missing or air bubbles), but other companies will just send you the damaged product
bad dragon sells damaged items on the side (they call them adoptables), show you explicitly with a photo what is wrong with each one, and give a hefty discount even for tiny flaws. [url=http://bad-dragon.com/inventorytoys/showlist/flops]look at those to save some money[/url]
but lastly, yeah, jelly dicks are horrendous and unsafe for your body; get pure steel, glass, or silicone (silicone obviously being the fun one)
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
[t]http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/eaf67f404b58eeb9161d983acce075ba.JPG[/t] [t]http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/ef714d8a464b270d88bbeabb9611e7d5.JPG[/t]
that tiny black dot made this dildo cost 40$ less
same thing for the second one with the minor missing chip
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
the latter comes in firm (i don't recommend the former that comes in soft; my preference here would be medium firmness but whatever)
it's number is 91550 on the page, for $80
last i knew they add new adoptions every friday
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
[url=http://bad-dragon.com/inventorytoys/showlist/flops/price/asc]use this link to scroll down and examine them in order of affordability[/url], the damaged medium roland sells for $48 and is the first one i'm seeing that looks [url=http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/productphoto8_rattleyote_full.jpg]worthwhile[/url]
okay i'm done advertising
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/8GdzgVt.jpg"]I hate double standards[/URL]
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49233979]next thing we know bitches is going to be pbanned for joined for advertising[/QUOTE]
he likes BD a little TOO much imho
[QUOTE=J!NX;49233995][URL="http://i.imgur.com/8GdzgVt.jpg"]I hate double standards[/URL]
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
he likes BD a little TOO much imho[/QUOTE]
You like it too little
That's not a humble opinion it's a fact though.
I hate having my light on because I cast a shadow on the wall in front of me and I can see it just outside of my peripheral vision and it bothers the fuck outta me godDAMN MY SHADOW SUCKS
also I talk too myself way too much when I'm playing games or something. I feel like a freak when I do.
[QUOTE=bitches;49233784]Amazon's bad dragon dongs are the real deal. It's a limited selection, of their popular items. You [I]are[/I] technically missing out, but consider that [url=http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Dragon-Night-Drake-Medium/dp/B00JV3W1ZE]the Nox in medium size[/url] is basically the perfect starter fantasy dildo; the size is large but still human, but with curves that totally make it a worthwhile experience[/QUOTE]
I wish amazon.ca would import some of these
Not gonna order this kind of thing across the border because it's a customs requirement that the company logo be very visible on the outside of the box
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
As the official PR rep for bad dragon can you please forward my concerns to your boss thanks bitches
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49234101]I wish amazon.ca would import some of these
Not gonna order this kind of thing across the border because it's a customs requirement that the company logo be very visible on the outside of the box
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
As the official PR rep for bad dragon can you please forward my concerns to your boss thanks bitches[/QUOTE]
i've also encountered a few horror stories where dickbag customs employees enact some law that lets them choose to not allow the dildo into the country (but it doesn't go back to bad dragon; they're just stealing)
[editline]3rd December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=J!NX;49233995]he likes BD a little TOO much imho[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=paindoc;49234037]You like it too little
That's not a humble opinion it's a fact though.[/QUOTE]
it's just that with so many sex toy companies doing a horrible job, bad dragon stands out as doing the best at what they do
i really don't know of any quality silicone dicks that make as good a sales pitch
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49234091]also I talk too myself way too much when I'm playing games or something. I feel like a freak when I do.[/QUOTE]
take pride in yourself
imagine having elde[URL="http://www.wpclipart.com/cartoon/people/men_cartoons/old_men/grumpy_old_man.png"]r[/URL]ly christian neighbors who know you have a feral lizard dildo collection
Ugh, I'm that special kind of sick now that's like this perfect storm of misery. I have this constant feeling of "I'm about to puke" from the uvulitis, my stomache is barely working because of that, I've got a head cold that makes it impossible to breathe through my nose and makes my head feel like it's in a vise, and I feel sore all over. I just want to die.
[QUOTE=bitches;49234199]take pride in yourself[/QUOTE]
It's hard, but I'm trying.
Oh and I'm physically incapable of standing up long enough to shower and our house has no baths.
Bitches bathes himself in BD toys
I think I got hit on a bunch today
Turns out I'm REALLY fucking oblivious holy shit
In my first year of highschool there was this girl who was constantly around me, obviously hinting she's interested in me and my good ol' brain didn't realise that until several years later :v:
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49234091]
also I talk too myself way too much when I'm playing games or something. I feel like a freak when I do.[/QUOTE]
But that's the fun part of playing games...
... if I had someone to talk to...
The greatest thing about talking to oneself is that there is no one to mock your way of talking.
Then again it doesn't really improve at all unless you actually converse with someone, kinda happy how my English improved by just talking to foreign people a lot.
Even though they still make fun of it.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;49234831]In my first year of highschool there was this girl who was constantly around me, obviously hinting she's interested in me and my good ol' brain didn't realise that until several years later :v:[/QUOTE]
I had that happen to me quite a lot, actually. I just assumed they were being really friendly. I mean, they were, and I didn't get why they were. Ah well, easier not see it than to assume and get burned more :v:
[QUOTE=paindoc;49234442]I think I got hit on a bunch today
Turns out I'm REALLY fucking oblivious holy shit[/QUOTE]
Well you look good! Be less oblivious
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;49234831]In my first year of highschool there was this girl who was constantly around me, obviously hinting she's interested in me and my good ol' brain didn't realise that until several years later :v:[/QUOTE]
I am shockingly oblivious, as in I have missed completely obvious hints in the past.
Mostly because it used to be that I was really too aware and looked too deeply (desperately) into things. But now I've gone the other way. Which is a regular cycle for me :v:
Let's see if I can hit neutral this time. Only reason I noticed was because it's all dudes in my Chem section and my lab partner asked about it, lol.
[QUOTE=J!NX;49237633][video=youtube;op5pttK69Z0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op5pttK69Z0[/video][/QUOTE]
clickhole never lets anyone escape unharmed and I love it
Heh Never knew fish could make me emotional. I failed them all. :( At least someone can take care of them now. I took them to a local pet store today. Bye Fishy, Fredrick, and Draven.
How's everyone's evening today?
[QUOTE=Vilusia;49238375]Heh Never knew fish could make me emotional. I failed them all. :( At least someone can take care of them now. I took them to a local pet store today. Bye Fishy, Fredrick, and Draven.
How's everyone's evening today?[/QUOTE]
/hug <3
I feel like shit, but doing a little better. Kinda wishing I'd get an interview but its pretty much a no go until January (December is usually the slow end of the business year anyway). Probably gonna make chocolates tomorrow. Maybe some moo-bars or something. As much as I love bread making, if you don't eat that shit the same day its out of the oven, it goes flat real fast. Might try making bread knots..
i've got [URL="http://allrecipes.com/recipe/14565/naan/"]naan[/URL] you guys
[QUOTE=_jesterk;49239419]i've got [URL="http://allrecipes.com/recipe/14565/naan/"]naan[/URL] you guys[/QUOTE]
Omg Naan is the best
Pls share I'll make Tikka masala
Come to the UK and get the fattest curry you can buy, with Naan bread so big you could use it as a blanket.
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