[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;49260378]Dude, i told you, you need new photos. You can upload photos to Facebook and set them so only you can see them, and Tinder can still access them iirc[/QUOTE]
wait what
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[QUOTE=Vaught;49260716]Also I'm kinda glad I don't get caught up in these hook-up apps. Kinda leads to a weird stress that I'd rather not get caught up in. :s:[/QUOTE]
thanks obama
[QUOTE=paindoc;49260717]wait what
[editline]6th December 2015[/editline]
thanks obama[/QUOTE]
Just put the privacy settings for the photo as "Only myself" or whatever when you upload, and your dick pics don't get sent to grandma.
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;49260839]Just put the privacy settings for the photo as "Only myself" or whatever when you upload, and your dick pics don't get sent to grandma.[/QUOTE]
I don't want grandma seeing my scandalous scarfpics
[QUOTE=Vaught;49260706][b]Your[/b] penis, not [b]a[/b] penis. Unless you're volunteering. I don't know this council voodoo sorcery.[/QUOTE]
"Something got inside it, oh that's my penis!"
Works for both bear trap and trap trap.
Though I don't know anyone who would react this way when their dick is stuck in a bear trap :v:
[QUOTE=Louis;49260471]I dont like tinder because for some reason like half my colleagues got matched with me and realized i was a fan of the man and were hella obnoxious about it[/QUOTE]
I mean, matching on tinder is a two way street. Did you remind them that they swiped right on YOU too like the homos they are? :v:
Nah its not like "wow you're a fuckin faggot" its more that the really gay dude at work who borderline sexually harasses me used that as fuel to get even more aggressive with his flirting. He started literally grabbing my dick at times like cmon....... He got fired for it tho
[QUOTE=bitches;49255893]if that ever happened to me i'd make it an embarrassment that they fired a gay employee for it[/QUOTE]
He lives in Florida so that would probably result in Home Depot getting a medal
You can't actually give medals to a store but Florida would make an exception
[QUOTE=Januzuzu;49260859]"Something got inside it, oh that's my penis!"
Works for both bear trap and trap trap.
Though I don't know anyone who would react this way when their dick is stuck in a bear trap :v:[/QUOTE]
I'd assume very poorly :v:
aw yiss 🎂
Probably gonna make a nice meal and just enjoy the day.
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49261242]aw yiss 
Probably gonna make a nice meal and just enjoy the day.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8FnJb5M.gif[/img]
Hey wanna go to a play?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/qqIMkLo.jpg[/t]
Raises more questions than it answers, this poster. And not the most interesting I've seen on that wall either. Still ripping the scarf though it's only forty but it's rainy therefore I'm [URL="http://i.imgur.com/zlt4G6k.jpg"]wearing it damnit[/URL]
Oh, are we doing selfies again[url=http://i.imgur.com/6jdyOge.jpg]?[/url]
It's better than my last one, imo. [sp]Even though I have yaoi hands in this one.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rats808;49261880]Oh, are we doing selfies again[url=http://i.imgur.com/6jdyOge.jpg]?[/url]
It's better than my last one, imo. [sp]Even though I have yaoi hands in this one.[/sp][/QUOTE]
I take tons of selfies and hate most of them but here protips: - turn body into photo, take it from a slightly elevated angle, and make sure there's good lighting
Courtesy of my BFF who is the selfie king lol
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Not gonna lie as it stands right now going to star wars on the 18th right after I grt back in hometown for break is how I'm motivating myself for finals :v:
Finally get to meet my friends' bf too, despite being home three times we've never been able to hang out because of busy schedules and how much he works
[QUOTE=paindoc;49261795]Hey wanna go to a play?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/qqIMkLo.jpg[/t]
Raises more questions than it answers, this poster. And not the most interesting I've seen on that wall either. Still ripping the scarf though it's only forty but it's rainy therefore I'm [URL="http://i.imgur.com/zlt4G6k.jpg"]wearing it damnit[/URL][/QUOTE]
Jesus christ, I'm not sure whether this is going to end up being a comedy or a drama
Also you look upset. Is it because of that play? Is it because you're not going to see it? :v:
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[QUOTE=paindoc;49261937]I take tons of selfies and hate most of them but here protips: - turn body into photo, take it from a slightly elevated angle, and make sure there's good lighting
Courtesy of my BFF who is the selfie king lol
[/QUOTE]
Good lighting makes a normal shot look god-like.
I wouldn't have experience in this, of course, but still.
[QUOTE=Vaught;49262370]Jesus christ, I'm not sure whether this is going to end up being a comedy or a drama
Also you look upset. Is it because of that play? Is it because you're not going to see it? :v:
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
Good lighting makes a normal shot look god-like.
I wouldn't have experience in this, of course, but still.[/QUOTE]
I have bitchy resting face tbh. that or i always look surprised...
Lighting is tough no idea how I'm supposed to pull it off. Also, what my aunt wrote in response to my article was brutal lmao. All good info, but I have some practice to do I haven't written anything but technical documents in yearrrsss. Her writing is so much fun though:
[QUOTE]OK. The quick and dirty about active voice versus passive voice. If you can add the phrase “by zombies” at the end of any sentence you write, and it makes sense (at lease syntactically), then you’ve written a sentence in the passive voice.
Readers prefer the active voice; it punches up the writing, and it doesn’t obfuscate meaning because it makes clear who is doing what to whom.
Examples:
ACTIVE: Lawyers use the passive voice in legal documents to obfuscate meaning.
PASSIVE: Most legal documents are written in the passive voice.
See how you can add “by zombies” in that passive sentence?
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=paindoc;49262386]I have bitchy resting face tbh. that or i always look surprised...
Lighting is tough no idea how I'm supposed to pull it off. Also, what my aunt wrote in response to my article was brutal lmao. All good info, but I have some practice to do I haven't written anything but technical documents in yearrrsss. Her writing is so much fun though:[/QUOTE]
The mythical eternal bitch face. Also I wish I had your aunt as an English professor. She makes learning proper grammar sound fun :v
Our new bed is the PERFECT height for fucking.
Like literally perfect. Get their butt on the side of the bed. Kneel down on the floor. Perfect height for peen to hole.
lewd
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
I am on Firefox why does it say I'm on safari help
[QUOTE=greeley;49263912]Our new bed is the PERFECT height for fucking.
Like literally perfect. Get their butt on the side of the bed. Kneel down on the floor. Perfect height for peen to hole.[/QUOTE]
This is something important for bed frame buyers to consider. I need to measure myself before I buy a bed for myself because this is critical for any place I own.
[QUOTE=greeley;49263912]Our new bed is the PERFECT height for fucking.
Like literally perfect. Get their butt on the side of the bed. Kneel down on the floor. Perfect height for peen to hole.[/QUOTE]
Should I feel bad that I laughed?
I'm mostly jealous of him having a real bed and place to himself :v:
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
Fixed my tinder profile let's see if it works
Literally satisfying as fuck (sorry for the pun)
Great for the top and bottom.
Bottom gets a solid pounding and mega-gasm.
And top doesn't get cramp and gets to thrust deep
[QUOTE=Louis;49261157]Nah its not like "wow you're a fuckin faggot" its more that the really gay dude at work who borderline sexually harasses me used that as fuel to get even more aggressive with his flirting. He started literally grabbing my dick at times like cmon....... [highlight]He got fired for it tho[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Problem solved?
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49261235]He lives in Florida so that would probably result in Home Depot getting a medal
You can't actually give medals to a store but Florida would make an exception[/QUOTE]
Florida isn't that bad... we're pretty progressive for a southern state...
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=paindoc;49261795]Hey wanna go to a play?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/qqIMkLo.jpg[/t]
Raises more questions than it answers, this poster. And not the most interesting I've seen on that wall either. Still ripping the scarf though it's only forty but it's rainy therefore I'm [URL="http://i.imgur.com/zlt4G6k.jpg"]wearing it damnit[/URL][/QUOTE]
Super adorable, as always.
Also for a minute I thought that was a Slytherin House badge and I got super excited.
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=greeley;49263912]Our new bed is the PERFECT height for fucking.
Like literally perfect. Get their butt on the side of the bed. Kneel down on the floor. Perfect height for peen to hole.[/QUOTE]
One would argue that 'perfect height for buttfuckin' wouldn't require the person doing the fuckin' to be kneeling.
One of my exes had a bed that was tall enough that, with them at the edge, I could stand and just fucking go at it. It was glorious.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49264231]Problem solved?
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Florida isn't that bad... we're pretty progressive for a southern state...
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
Super adorable, as always.
Also for a minute I thought that was a Slytherin House badge and I got super excited.
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
One would argue that 'perfect height for buttfuckin' wouldn't require the person doing the fuckin' to be kneeling.
One of my exes had a bed that was tall enough that, with them at the edge, I could stand and just fucking go at it. It was glorious.[/QUOTE]
I find standing whilst fucking uncomfortable. Not sure why, i just prefer to be low. Kneeling on a bed or on the floor or sitting.
Fair enough. I actually like standing. Makes it easier to last longer and somehow always makes finishing more intense.
This boner inducing conversation is NOT what I need to be reading in line at Starbucks
In the tightest pants I own
Stop thinking about us having sex bitches, you perrrrrrvvvvvv
I can't relate because I am a virgin I also don't have a bed.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;49265055]I can't relate because I am a virgin I also don't have a bed.[/QUOTE]
how do you sleep at night?
[QUOTE=Xieneus;49265058]how do you sleep at night?[/QUOTE]
bedless
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