I've been pretty scared of trying to date another guy since my ex bf left me. So scared, in fact, that I've started looking at women again. I have no idea why. Do any of you have any ideas?
I'm trying to grow my hair out for the first time in a while, usually get it cut pretty short but I wanna see the difference
just hoping and praying it isn't shaggy as fuck
[QUOTE=cheetahben;49275115]I'm trying to grow my hair out for the first time in a while, usually get it cut pretty short but I wanna see the difference
just hoping and praying it isn't shaggy as fuck[/QUOTE]
Hair's always shaggy when you're in the process of growing it out. There's a whole 3-6 month awkward phase where it looks terrible no matter what you do to it.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49275210]Hair's always shaggy when you're in the process of growing it out. There's a whole 3-6 month awkward phase where it looks terrible no matter what you do to it.[/QUOTE]
Because of my long hair, I was always being called Shaggy or Jesus in High School
Shit was great
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;49275252]Because of my long hair, I was always being called Shaggy or Jesus in High School
Shit was great[/QUOTE]
I just got mistaken for a girl all the time
santa hat selfies go
[img]http://i.imgur.com/K8aEANd.jpg?1[/img]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49275361]i dont have a santa hat :([/QUOTE]
I'd send you one if I could. We have way too many :v:
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49275337]santa hat selfies go
[img]http://i.imgur.com/K8aEANd.jpg?1[/img][/QUOTE]
I'd sit in your lap and tell you what I want for christmas :weeb:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49275210]Hair's always shaggy when you're in the process of growing it out. There's a whole 3-6 month awkward phase where it looks terrible no matter what you do to it.[/QUOTE]
I am in that phase, unless I wear a hat or use a shit ton of hair spray.
TBH I love shaggy hair on guys. It's super adorable imo.
I have to look up food for this menu thing I'm doing for work. I googled steak. Help I cannot stop salivating, and I can't go home and make my own steak for at least 3 hours :(
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;49275908]I have to look up food for this menu thing I'm doing for work. I googled steak. Help I cannot stop salivating, and I can't go home and make my own steak for at least 3 hours :([/QUOTE]
look at funny birds
[video=youtube;d0TKYv2prog]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TKYv2prog[/video]
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;49275908]I have to look up food for this menu thing I'm doing for work. I googled steak. Help I cannot stop salivating, and I can't go home and make my own steak for at least 3 hours :([/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.mensfitness.com/sites/mensfitness.com/files/styles/photo_gallery_full/public/lean-steak-main.jpg?itok=Nbh0g5Vi[/img]
:cat:
I miss steak. Not eating red meat is hard sometimes :(
[QUOTE=GhostProject;49276061]I miss steak. Not eating red meat is hard sometimes :([/QUOTE]
I just plain couldn't do it.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;49276198]I just plain couldn't do it.[/QUOTE]
I'm very tempted by lots of delicious things
[QUOTE=GhostProject;49276061]I miss steak. Not eating red meat is hard sometimes :([/QUOTE]
You'll probably live longer than all of us if that makes you feel better :v:
I barely eat red meat anymore.
It makes steak that much better when I do eventually eat some.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;49275932]look at funny birds
[video=youtube;d0TKYv2prog]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TKYv2prog[/video][/QUOTE]
Look at silly wolf
[video=youtube;hOJMkowEblA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOJMkowEblA&feature=youtu.be[/video]
He thinks he's people.
[sp]I really hate when people add "try not to laugh" to what could have been funny anyways[/sp]
[QUOTE=paindoc;49276476]Look at silly wolf
[video=youtube;hOJMkowEblA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOJMkowEblA&feature=youtu.be[/video]
He thinks he's people.
[sp]I really hate when people add "try not to laugh" to what could have been funny anyways[/sp][/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;BV13TS990ZY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV13TS990ZY[/video]
Hey everyone, I need a bit of help.
So my most recent ex broke up with me via text message and then claimed he was drunk the next day and wanted to get back together with me. He said he loved me, and all that jazz. I didn't want to get back into the relationship immediately, so I pondered the decision for a day. Luckily for me, my decision was made for me when he started going out with the guy he drunk texted in the same night asking for a hookup. So, since it's the holiday season, a secret santa group was started and lo and behold I pulled his name (and in the name of poetic justice, he pulled mine, but pretended it was his and put it back). So, now I have the opportunity and a budget of $20 to send a really strong, public message (I may be persuaded to go up to $50 for a really fucking good gift). What is the most passive aggressive thing I could get him?
I considered getting him a t-shirt with the text he sent, but that seems a little too forward...
I've also considered being the bigger man, but why waste a perfect opportunity?
tldr: Ex broke up with me via text, moved on within a day. I need a passive aggressive gift for a secret santa thing.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;49275908]I have to look up food for this menu thing I'm doing for work. I googled steak. Help I cannot stop salivating, and I can't go home and make my own steak for at least 3 hours :([/QUOTE]
[t]https://mckendricks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/steak-1.jpg[/t][t]http://booneview.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/steak.jpg[/t][t]https://chicolockersausage.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/grilled-rare-steak.jpg[/t][t]http://weeklygravy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/steak.jpg[/t][t]https://www.homewetbar.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/how-to-grill-steak.jpg[/t]
[editline]9th December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49269729]Don't we all?[/QUOTE]
except those dirty STRAIGHTS
[QUOTE=The Worm;49277133]Hey everyone, I need a bit of help.
So my most recent ex broke up with me via text message and then claimed he was drunk the next day and wanted to get back together with me. He said he loved me, and all that jazz. I didn't want to get back into the relationship immediately, so I pondered the decision for a day. Luckily for me, my decision was made for me when he started going out with the guy he drunk texted in the same night asking for a hookup. So, since it's the holiday season, a secret santa group was started and lo and behold I pulled his name (and in the name of poetic justice, he pulled mine, but pretended it was his and put it back). So, now I have the opportunity and a budget of $20 to send a really strong, public message (I may be persuaded to go up to $50 for a really fucking good gift). What is the most passive aggressive thing I could get him?
I considered getting him a t-shirt with the text he sent, but that seems a little too forward...
I've also considered being the bigger man, but why waste a perfect opportunity?
tldr: Ex broke up with me via text, moved on within a day. I need a passive aggressive gift for a secret santa thing.[/QUOTE]
Get him nothing.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49277306]Get him nothing.[/QUOTE]
Give him a wrapped box, though, maybe some sort of paper filling like they usually put in gift bags to give it weight, and [I]then[/I] put nothing in it!
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;49277360]Give him a wrapped box, though, maybe some sort of paper filling like they usually put in gift bags to give it weight, and [I]then[/I] put nothing in it![/QUOTE]
Get like 10 boxes of increasing size, wrap them, and put them in each other so he has to open like 10 boxes
then in the very last box
nothing.
[QUOTE=someone101001;49277476]How would butt stuff work without getting dirty?
How is somebody supposed to clean up six inches inside-- I'm confused here[/QUOTE]
Luck
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49275337]santa hat selfies go
[img]http://i.imgur.com/K8aEANd.jpg?1[/img][/QUOTE]
I'd hug that Santa Claus.
[QUOTE=someone101001;49277476]How would butt stuff work without getting dirty?
How is somebody supposed to clean up six inches inside-- I'm confused here[/QUOTE]
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FIfrurGqL._SY355_.jpg[/img]
douche bulb
if you can get over how awkward having to clean out your insides to remove fecal matter is
then you can have an anal adventure
Facts are facts. We all poop.
...not me, though.
just fill it with water and squirt like half of it into yourself, use the toilet, repeat
don't put too much water in yourself or you'll get it into your actual colon, which is far messier and not normally reachable even by large toys
stay upright too, for the same reason
if you want to be clean for anal for more than an hour you'll want an enema kit
douche bulbs only take 5-10 minutes (and then another 15 just to let residual water settle/absorb and so you can double check yourself)
enema kits can take you 30 mins to an hour
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