• Gay Chat V15
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Reading that just makes anal sex even more terrifying for me. I'm a huge germaphobe, so the thought of doing all that kind of intimidates me :v:
I actually had a decent nights sleep for once. :smile:
I've never properly cleaned out before and it isn't really that bad, as long as you're not holding something in :v: Easiest solution: condoms (which for most cases you should be using anyway!) [editline]9th December 2015[/editline] Douching isn't hard though, if you've got the time to prepare, feel free to
[QUOTE=The Worm;49277133]Hey everyone, I need a bit of help. So my most recent ex broke up with me via text message and then claimed he was drunk the next day and wanted to get back together with me. He said he loved me, and all that jazz. I didn't want to get back into the relationship immediately, so I pondered the decision for a day. Luckily for me, my decision was made for me when he started going out with the guy he drunk texted in the same night asking for a hookup. So, since it's the holiday season, a secret santa group was started and lo and behold I pulled his name (and in the name of poetic justice, he pulled mine, but pretended it was his and put it back). So, now I have the opportunity and a budget of $20 to send a really strong, public message (I may be persuaded to go up to $50 for a really fucking good gift). What is the most passive aggressive thing I could get him? I considered getting him a t-shirt with the text he sent, but that seems a little too forward... I've also considered being the bigger man, but why waste a perfect opportunity? tldr: Ex broke up with me via text, moved on within a day. I need a passive aggressive gift for a secret santa thing.[/QUOTE] get him a bottle of cheap booze and a prepaid cell phone, so he can drunk text to his heart's content
If you're going to do it a lot just make sure to get some probiotics and such or eat yogurt, since washing out the microflora there constantly is no Bueno. Especially with enema kits. And changing topics I think I accidentally convinced my sister to draw furry art. Oops. What a post, butt science and turning your little sister to the dark side for money ;_;
[QUOTE=paindoc;49277761]If you're going to do it a lot just make sure to get some probiotics and such or eat yogurt, since washing out the microflora there constantly is no Bueno. Especially with enema kits. And changing topics I think I accidentally convinced my sister to draw furry art. Oops. What a post, butt science and turning your little sister to the dark side for money ;_;[/QUOTE] Furry art is still a good way to practice and learn drawing though.
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[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;49277787]Furry art is still a good way to practice and learn drawing though.[/QUOTE] Well, she did buy an art book from Sofawolf at the comic con here :v: She knows more than she lets on and it's honestly a good way to make hella dosh, she mostly draws animals anyways and is really good at shading and colors. Tbh she's the super successful one jn the family, she'll do well at whatever she wants to do since she's so driven. So if making ridiculous amounts of money off sfw furry art is what she wants to do I could not even slow her, lol [editline]9th December 2015[/editline] The worst part is her asking for examples of artists :v
Boy it's late. Guess I should probably get in bed... ... *Plays Nuclear Throne*
[QUOTE=paindoc;49277842]Well, she did buy an art book from Sofawolf at the comic con here :v: She knows more than she lets on and it's honestly a good way to make hella dosh, she mostly draws animals anyways and is really good at shading and colors. Tbh she's the super successful one jn the family, she'll do well at whatever she wants to do since she's so driven. So if making ridiculous amounts of money off sfw furry art is what she wants to do I could not even slow her, lol [editline]9th December 2015[/editline] The worst part is her asking for examples of artists :v[/QUOTE] give it a few years and she'll be drawing fox and falco fucking skyscrapers like a pro
[QUOTE=bitches;49277862]give it a few years and she'll be drawing fox and falco fucking skyscrapers like a pro[/QUOTE] Sad thing is I can think of two separate comics with that very same subject. [sp]And they're well done[/sp]:worried:
[QUOTE=bitches;49277862]give it a few years and she'll be drawing fox and falco fucking skyscrapers like a pro[/QUOTE] They grow up so fast :`(
[QUOTE=bitches;49277862]give it a few years and she'll be drawing fox and falco fucking skyscrapers like a pro[/QUOTE] Korean Doctor Togepi, saving people at daylight, masturbating to giant Star Fox characters at night
So me and the boyf had a pretty big argument about me taking selfies and posting them online. His defence:- He doesn't like seeing other people call me hot My defence:- It makes me happy to hear im attractive And also led to me not appreciating him enough After the whole day of back and forth of us arguing each others cases. I backed down to stop the arguing. I am no longer going to post selfies on reddit since thats his domain. Even though he doesn't go to the subreddits i post on.
[QUOTE=greeley;49278287]So me and the boyf had a pretty big argument about me taking selfies and posting them online. His defence:- He doesn't like seeing other people call me hot My defence:- It makes me happy to hear im attractive And also led to me not appreciating him enough After the whole day of back and forth of us arguing each others cases. I backed down to stop the arguing. I am no longer going to post selfies on reddit since thats his domain. Even though he doesn't go to the subreddits i post on.[/QUOTE] aren't you the person who had issues over and over and over with his bf being too controlling?
[QUOTE=greeley;49278287]So me and the boyf had a pretty big argument about me taking selfies and posting them online. His defence:- He doesn't like seeing other people call me hot My defence:- It makes me happy to hear im attractive And also led to me not appreciating him enough After the whole day of back and forth of us arguing each others cases. I backed down to stop the arguing. I am no longer going to post selfies on reddit since thats his domain. Even though he doesn't go to the subreddits i post on.[/QUOTE] Your boyf sounds pretty angry, jealous and possibly paranoid at something, there's always those guys online that goes "UNF you're HOT" to a fucking selfie, the only thing he should do is point and laugh at those people, ignore them and continue with his life. [editline]9th December 2015[/editline] Otherwise your BF will just force you to be his own personal "Don't even do anything that warrants compliments" thing, and that's not really good for both of you.
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49277629]Reading that just makes anal sex even more terrifying for me. I'm a huge germaphobe, so the thought of doing all that kind of intimidates me :v:[/QUOTE] I'm sorry to break it to you but [video=youtube;kQTW7Pd1vqc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc[/video]
Plunger your asshole that'll clear you out.
[QUOTE=bitches;49278334]aren't you the person who had issues over and over and over with his bf being too controlling?[/QUOTE] They aren't issues over and over, i like to think we have normal amount of issues as a couple. Loads of couples have arguments now and again. 9/10 we're happy as hell. Its just obviously i only post the negative things on here for advice. I don't need advice for the happy things, do i.
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[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;49278388]Plunger your asshole that'll clear you out.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SHG6CRFKL._SY300_.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=greeley;49278287]So me and the boyf had a pretty big argument about me taking selfies and posting them online. His defence:- He doesn't like seeing other people call me hot My defence:- It makes me happy to hear im attractive And also led to me not appreciating him enough After the whole day of back and forth of us arguing each others cases. I backed down to stop the arguing. I am no longer going to post selfies on reddit since thats his domain. Even though he doesn't go to the subreddits i post on.[/QUOTE] As long as they're not nude I don't see the problem. If they are nudes, however, I side with your boyfriend.
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;49279277]As long as they're not nude I don't see the problem. If they are nudes, however, I side with your boyfriend.[/QUOTE] ooh god no they're definitely not nude
Get home from friend's house, find out laptop charger is still there so naturally I'm still here
I'm in that mood lately where I feel super sad, lonely and horny, and it's making me insanely desperate.
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49277629]Reading that just makes anal sex even more terrifying for me. I'm a huge germaphobe, so the thought of doing all that kind of intimidates me :v:[/QUOTE] Do what I do. Get a bidet installed on your toilet. It keeps you really clean all the time, and when you're ready for fun just use a little more pressure and it'll clean out enough for fun. [editline]9th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=greeley;49278287]So me and the boyf had a pretty big argument about me taking selfies and posting them online. His defence:- He doesn't like seeing other people call me hot My defence:- It makes me happy to hear im attractive And also led to me not appreciating him enough After the whole day of back and forth of us arguing each others cases. I backed down to stop the arguing. I am no longer going to post selfies on reddit since thats his domain. Even though he doesn't go to the subreddits i post on.[/QUOTE] That's kinda crazy. I'd only ever have a problem with my SO posting selfies online if they were lewd selfies.
Some girl in my class wants to get everyone a gift for Christmas. She wanted to know what I wanted, to which I jokingly answered "a boyfriend". That was probably a mistake because now she's trying to hook me up with her brother who's "been feeling lonely". Been told that he's into men but I don't think I should bite.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;49279698]Some girl in my class wants to get everyone a gift for Christmas. She wanted to know what I wanted, to which I jokingly answered "a boyfriend". That was probably a mistake because now she's trying to hook me up with her brother who's "been feeling lonely". Been told that he's into men but I don't think I should bite.[/QUOTE] Fuck it, do it man.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;49279698]Some girl in my class wants to get everyone a gift for Christmas. She wanted to know what I wanted, to which I jokingly answered "a boyfriend". That was probably a mistake because now she's trying to hook me up with her brother who's "been feeling lonely". Been told that he's into men but I don't think I should bite.[/QUOTE] That would be hilarious if it works out. And she manages to make everyone's Christmas wishes come true. It would be like irl Hallmark Channel.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;49279698]Some girl in my class wants to get everyone a gift for Christmas. She wanted to know what I wanted, to which I jokingly answered "a boyfriend". That was probably a mistake because now she's trying to hook me up with her brother who's "been feeling lonely". Been told that he's into men but I don't think I should bite.[/QUOTE] Is he cute?
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