• Gay Chat V15
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al-uh-min-ium petrol crisps *insta bang*
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49304888]maaaaaaan all this talk about having good times with guys is making me wanna go out on a trip to the usa just so see someone very close to me :c[/QUOTE] My girlfriend is 1,000 miles away, but I will meet her one day. And it'll be the best day of my life.
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49304900]al-uh-min-ium[/QUOTE] diamond dick [sp]I thought it was al-yoo-min-ium?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Political Gamer;49304881]despite the "nerd perma-virgin" stereotype FPers are surprisingly good in bed I should know, I've boinked 2 [i]so far[/i] :qsex101:[/QUOTE] Well it helps when you're in an area with other Facepunchers lol There's two other known FPers in Utah and they're both straight
[QUOTE=Political Gamer;49304881]despite the "nerd perma-virgin" stereotype FPers are surprisingly good in bed I should know, I've boinked 2 [i]so far[/i] :qsex101:[/QUOTE] slow down casanova
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49304900]al-uh-min-ium petrol crisps *insta bang*[/QUOTE]I read these are in Jeremy Clarkson's voice Not that I would even dream of sleeping with him (Hello James May) [editline]12th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;49304927]slow down casanova [sp]how many more have u got in line[/sp] [/QUOTE]uuuuuuhhhhhh total? about 3-4 atm
My only rl friend blocked me. I miss his cuddles :c
I'm sitting here without a tinder match for weeks, and no matches that actually reply in months. No returned messages on OKC or Grindr. With a friend that says I "deserve better" but isn't interested in dating me or setting me up with any of her friends. And I'm wondering What the fuck my ex saw in me What made him think "I wanna fuck that"
Nobody on Facepunch lives in Oklahoma :c and frankly I don't blame them
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49304759]That's kinda like outright saying it tho' I've never had the problem of people thinking I'm straight, and even if they did why would it matter? Do they just keep pestering you about how great pussy is or something? [editline]13th December 2015[/editline] then again [img]https://facepunch.com/fp/flags/se.png[/img][/QUOTE] Yes. They are always asking me personal shit or talking about hot girls and asking me for my opinion. This happens almost everytime I'm at work. I've only told one co worker I trust that im gay and he hasnt told anyone. Gahhhhhhh. Ill probably just do what you said tho.
[QUOTE=Xanadu;49304838]I was straight and even homophobic for the majority of my life until this year when I turned sort of bi-ish. Then I uh...experimented...with a guy from this forum (who is currently permabanned) and realized I am definitely gay. Very gay. Now we have some action at least once a week and he's sexy as hell.[/QUOTE] :o Never would have guessed, mostly as you were so contentedly straight as much as I could tell, people giving you hell didn't even register. Good for you though, it's a weird process and transition and having it go that smoothly (probably relatively so tbh) is cool too. Happy that you're happy then :D
I'd honestly have no problem being a perma virgin. I just wanna cuddle at least once ;-;
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49305382]I'd honestly have no problem being a perma virgin. I just wanna cuddle at least once ;-;[/QUOTE] I can arrange something :3 [editline]12th December 2015[/editline] I want cuddles toooo!
I've stopped feeling desperate for a companion, but I still flip flop every day. I feel I should be looking still, but mentally I know that's not working atm. It's funny, went through a long time of being desperate (on which I did not act), a short period of sorta wanting to date, and now indifference for the most part. My romantic desires are just as mercurial as the rest of me haha
I get more desperate in the winter. And spring is generally the part of the year where I have luck getting any friends at all rather than losing any. Theres a couple local people who have gotten my interest but i'm worried i'll be too immature or nerdy for them.
I got to do gay things with my girlfriend and it wasn't just online RP wheeeeeeee I'm so happy I moved.
Let's all meet up and cuddle :3c
I fuck facepunchers each and every time I post
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49305979]I fuck facepunchers each and every time I post[/QUOTE] Impressive and intimidating
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49305979]I fuck facepunchers each and every time I post[/QUOTE] shitposting isn't fucking
[QUOTE=kimr120;49306193]shitposting isn't fucking[/QUOTE] [quote]ngwoo: after i fuck people with my post ngwoo: it becomes a shit post [/quote]
So I have this awesome habit of dating people I'm really attracted to, but who aren't really attracted to me. Nothing makes you feel better than having feelings for someone who simply 'tolerates' you.
[QUOTE=SirDavid255;49299807]apparently my online ex was a huge catfish (who actually most likely lives in the same neighbourhood as me) has like 5+ alts dedicated to adding people, skyping, pretending to fall in love and steal items and break hearts in 2 - 5 months time. (though i haven't gave any items thankfully) if anybody adds you and tries that stuff, don't care who it may be, ask for a timestamp or facecam. Otherwise that's automatically a red flag. I was naive and lonely. who the fuck stoops that low and for what reasons[/QUOTE] This happened to me last year sorta. Dude I talked to every day for a couple of months turned out to be catfishing me and came clean. Thing is, he didn't want items or money or whatever; he was just massively insecure about himself and didn't think anybody would like him otherwise, saddest thing was is that when he came clean I actually thought what he actually looked like was sweeter than who he pretended to be. (he was the same age etc he just used different photos) we're still decent friends, got him on facebook and shit. tho I haven't heard from him in months. Hope the guys okay tbh. People that catfish for money tho are scumbags
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;49306675]So I have this awesome habit of dating people I'm really attracted to, but who aren't really attracted to me. Nothing makes you feel better than having feelings for someone who simply 'tolerates' you.[/QUOTE] It builds up too.. Its a terrible feeling when you go on a date, come home, and get a message saying "sorry I dont see us being compatible, but lets stay friends okay?" but then like never message anything back after that. Or they just straight up block you.
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[QUOTE=kalamari13;49306718]It builds up too.. Its a terrible feeling when you go on a date, come home, and get a message saying "sorry I dont see us being compatible, but lets stay friends okay?" but then like never message anything back after that. Or they just straight up block you.[/QUOTE] c'est la vie
I want to buy a digital keyboard so I can do my music hi-jinks but [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dRMaCzF.png[/IMG] [vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/lzfipm.mp4[/vid] (thanks brazil)
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;49306713]This happened to me last year sorta. Dude I talked to every day for a couple of months turned out to be catfishing me and came clean. Thing is, he didn't want items or money or whatever; he was just massively insecure about himself and didn't think anybody would like him otherwise, saddest thing was is that when he came clean I actually thought what he actually looked like was sweeter than who he pretended to be. (he was the same age etc he just used different photos) we're still decent friends, got him on facebook and shit. tho I haven't heard from him in months. Hope the guys okay tbh. People that catfish for money tho are scumbags[/QUOTE] Catfishing for money? I know people lie about their age but how is it done for money?
[QUOTE=Sleeves;49307317]Catfishing for money? I know people lie about their age but how is it done for money?[/QUOTE] Someone pretends to be someone else and says "Hey can you buy me this please? xoxo :3" i guess
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;49307329]Someone pretends to be someone else and says "Hey can you buy me this please? xoxo :3" i guess[/QUOTE] It is Runescape all over again.
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