• Gay Chat V15
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Ahahah ha Eating some cereal, notice the container it was in was cracked slightly, think nothing of it Almost finished the bowl, look at the spoon and notice a fucking pantry moth larvae in it brb, drinking acid
gross gross gross gross gross D:
How do you even manage to do that?
Pantry moths are like food herpes You have to seal EVERYTHING otherwise they'll find a way into it [editline]19th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=MosIPos;49343747]How do you even manage to do that?[/QUOTE] I generally don't comb through food as I'm eating it, and they're nearly the same colour as the cereal
it's too late they're breeding inside you
I wonder if I can buy a box of house geckos and just unleash them in my cupboard I see them hunting for moths on the wall all the time
[B]I MADE A CHRISTMAS SONG ABOUT FACEPUNCH [/B] On the First day of Facepunch my troll love gave to me: A group of scary furries. On the Second day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Third day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Fourth day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Fifth day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Sixth day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 6 pointless questions 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Seventh day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 7 late headlines 6 pointless questions 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Eighth day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 8 skyrim fanboys 7 late news headlines 6 pointless questions 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Ninth day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 9 skeleton avatars 8 skyrim fanboys 7 late news headlines 6 pointless questions 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Tenth day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 10 weird ass topics 9 skeleton avatars 8 skyrim fanboys 7 late news headlines 6 pointless questions 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Eleventh day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 11 permanent bans 10 weird ass topics 9 skeleton avatars 8 skyrim fanboys 7 late news headlines 6 pointless questions 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries On the Twelfth day of Facepunch my troll love game to me: 12 long distance friendships 11 permanent bans 10 weird ass topics 9 skeleton avatars 8 skyrim fanboys 7 late news headlines 6 pointless questions 5 DUMB RATINGS! 4 hostile bronies 3 stupid opinions 2 terrible meme pics and a group of scary furries
The final line THE FINAL LINE. Start over. [editline]18th December 2015[/editline] That song was always used to stall at Christmas musicals to be honest. I like yours though. :3
how could you bear to spend so long writing that and then forget the last line
IT GOT CUT OFF OMG
[QUOTE=greeley;49343890][B]I MADE A CHRISTMAS SONG ABOUT FACEPUNCH [/B] [/QUOTE] Daft Hunk's debut album
[QUOTE=Broguts;49344641]Daft Hunk's debut album[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository//8a250aae2886f3560128880fe6b60006/thumbnail_30112.jpg[/IMG]
Man Christmas shopping is hard if you don't really know what to get, swear I've been circling this place for hours seeing if I can find anything
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49342957]You're missing my point and being intentionally salty at the same time. Stop. My point was that if asking questions to get to know someone 'blows it' in their mind they're not the kind of person I want to be with anyway. [editline]18th December 2015[/editline] Oh sweet jesus please give us pictures[/QUOTE] What? That's how dating works though? It's a long process. If you continue to have problems it's time to change something in your approach to the process or how you present yourself. That post makes no sense, really.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;49343699]Ahahah ha Eating some cereal, notice the container it was in was cracked slightly, think nothing of it Almost finished the bowl, look at the spoon and notice a fucking pantry moth larvae in it brb, drinking acid[/QUOTE] extra protein
I'm sitting here covered in bits of 90yr old drywall, rat shit, sawdust, and unknown grime. Sweating, hungry, with cuts in my hands from screws/nails and the threat of a tension headache at the tail end of a days work. And I look up at the sky, overcast, a few rays of sunlight. A two lane highway twenty feet away beyond a rusty chain link fence. It hits me. It hits me so hard I well up with tears and smile. [I]I'm happy[/I] I no longer have stress from work, I'm making more money and I have more freedom at my new work. it's more fun and exciting. I feel amazing
[QUOTE=paindoc;49345275]What? That's how dating works though? It's a long process. If you continue to have problems it's time to change something in your approach to the process or how you present yourself. That post makes no sense, really.[/QUOTE] Dating? That's just starting level of flirting and getting to know someone. Unless [i]that[/i] is dating. Then I've done more dating with more people than I'm proud of. I have no say in this at all since I've not been in this kinda situation in nearly a decade, but still. Too much pressure.
First impressions matter more than you may think
My ideal date would be video games and food. Call me easy, but those are 2 thing I just love :v:
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49345820]My ideal date would be video games and food. Call me easy, but those are 2 thing I just love :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/da/78/92/da78922f9a2ad7914bc4e3ce4cbdecfb.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;49345788]First impressions matter more than you may think[/QUOTE] But if you act on them, fuck you you're terrible!1!1!! It may not be appropriate to act on first impressions in most other parts of life, but deciding that a person isn't for you can happen pretty rapidly when it comes to dating
My ideal date is cuddling and watching a movie.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49345854]But if you act on them, fuck you you're terrible!1!1!! It may not be appropriate to act on first impressions in most other parts of life, but deciding that a person isn't for you can happen pretty rapidly when it comes to dating[/QUOTE] IMO you cannot decide you don't like someone after they ask you what your fucking hobbies are. That's literally what happened. I asked if they worked/went to school, they answered both and what they did. I showed interest and told them what I did. I asked what they did for fun, they said like two things and asked about me. I told them what I did for fun and what I was interested in, they showed interest in a couple of the things. I told them my hobbies (carpentry, woodworking, metalworking, and gardening) they said cool. I asked what their hobbies were, they unmatched me. Also I'd like to point out 1) tinder is not dating. It's social networking. It's the pregame for dating 2) unmatching someone without at least an explanation is rude as fuck IMO. I never unmatch without an explanation unless it's someone that just won't reply.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49345927]IMO you cannot decide you don't like someone after they ask you what your fucking hobbies are. That's literally what happened. I asked if they worked/went to school, they answered both and what they did. I showed interest and told them what I did. I asked what they did for fun, they said like two things and asked about me. I told them what I did for fun and what I was interested in, they showed interest in a couple of the things. I told them my hobbies (carpentry, woodworking, metalworking, and gardening) they said cool. I asked what their hobbies were, they unmatched me. Also I'd like to point out 1) tinder is not dating. It's social networking. It's the pregame for dating 2) unmatching someone without at least an explanation is rude as fuck IMO. I never unmatch without an explanation unless it's someone that just won't reply.[/QUOTE] being upset that a complete stranger who has only exchanged ten sentences with you decided to end contact is ridiculous he wasn't into you get over it being sour and shit talking him for it doesn't make you look good
I wanna hit peopel LOL
On a first date someone told me a majority of their time was spent dueling and training to play the Yugioh card game. I lost a majority of my interest after that short series of questions...
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49345820]My ideal date would be video games and food. Call me easy, but those are 2 thing I just love :v:[/QUOTE] can confirm best type of date
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49345820]My ideal date would be video games and food. Call me easy, but those are 2 thing I just love :v:[/QUOTE] had this ended up with him telling me that i was destryoing his life and that he lost interest in me
My ferret, Ender, just died... I came home from work, went to feed him, and noticed him laying at the bottom of his cage kinda weird. Usually when I show him his little bottle of ferretvite treat stuff he gets excited and runs to the top to get some. He didn't even look up. I reach in to pick him up and he's cold, like 70-80 degrees cold (ferrets normal body temp is usually 114ish) and I freak the fuck out. I fill the sink with hot water and hold him in it to try and bring his temperature up and nothing. He was breathing very slowly, very hard labored breaths and I noticed there was blood in his mouth. No fucking idea what happened to him. I wrapped him up in a towel and held him close, hoping to warm him up. He got a little warmer, but stopped breathing like half an hour ago. I buried him outside under the oak tree near where our cat was buried two years ago. :cry:
I still cant get over the death of my cat. There is a void in my life now.. Ill get over it eventually though.
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