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[QUOTE=Tangerine;49457593]lewd[/QUOTE] took twelve seconds to clean up but still just remember sitting there, feeling my descending teeth increase the pressure until it forced out the juice in a little arcing eyedropper stream [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] fruit ptsd
i had this dream the other day where i cuddled and kissed a classmate and stuff, which is weird because i'm not into him at all help
i had a dream that a news helicopter was following me around taking closeup video of how stylish i was
[QUOTE=Vincentor;49458360]i had this dream the other day where i cuddled and kissed a classmate and stuff, which is weird because i'm not into him at all help[/QUOTE] the worst is when you have a sex dream about someone you weren't attracted to before and now you're massively attracted to them
haven't talked to a whole lot of people recently. kind of feel like I'm neglecting my friends a bit.
Having social anxiety using mic with insomnia issues and friends who refuse anything other than skype calls is a bother. I share your feels.
[QUOTE=kalamari13;49458987]Having social anxiety using mic with insomnia issues and friends who refuse anything other than skype calls is a bother. I share your feels.[/QUOTE] dude i've got the same thing! i've known some people for about 7 years but they've never heard my voice because i'm so self-conscious about my accent, plus i feel like my vocabulary shrinks down to about 10 words when i actually speak english :v: in other news i just got back together with my first bf from when i was like 13-14! :smile: yay
dear lord please help me out of the eternal hell of vaguely wanting to play videogames but not being sure what videogame to play its been 2 weeks since I even touched a videogame because I cant decide what I want to commit to
-Fucked up that quote-
I feel so bad lying to companies to get my point across, but apparently you have to lie to get heard.
[QUOTE=bitches;49458450]i had a dream that a news helicopter was following me around taking closeup video of how stylish i was[/QUOTE] No it was taking photos of me [t]http://i.imgur.com/rCdDnRkh.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=_jesterk;49458008]took twelve seconds to clean up but still just remember sitting there, feeling my descending teeth increase the pressure until it forced out the juice in a little arcing eyedropper stream [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] fruit ptsd[/QUOTE] At least your eyes haven't been physically assaulted by orange peel spray. Holy shit it was like someone poured liquid mustard gas all over them.
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49459815]At least your eyes haven't been physically assaulted by orange peel spray. Holy shit it was like someone poured liquid mustard gas all over them.[/QUOTE] I was going to make a comment about liquid mustard gas immunity but I can't think of a witty way to string it together. So uh, hi.
[QUOTE=Sleeves;49459944]I was going to make a comment about liquid mustard gas immunity but I can't think of a witty way to string it together. So uh, hi.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kApvFR1.png[/IMG] hey
hello!!
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what are ye' buyin?
Fuck, Steam gave me a fucking heart attack when I had a look in my bank account, turns out no money was withdrawn from any of my purchases on the 24th, so I thought I had some money left over, and just today all of it was registered by my bank and I was like -982 SEK and I was just hootin and hollering.
"Hey, we should hang out sometime! We haven't seen each other in a long time." I want to, yet... I don't want to. I don't want people to know I haven't changed in the few years they haven't seen me. I really wish I never started online schooling.
just had a dream that i was in a school room and we all had cake and whoever's cake had the human tooth in it would win $1,000,000 so we started eating the cake and nobody, myself included, thought there was anything wrong with it but the dream became like Chivalry: Medieval Warfare and i abandoned the war to collect my tooth money but the tooth money was all a cover-up for the murder of the tooth lady's sister [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] clearly the only way to dispose of the body is by hiding a tooth in cake and telling everyone about it
[QUOTE=bitches;49461395]just had a dream that i was in a school room and we all had cake and whoever's cake had the human tooth in it would win $1,000,000 so we started eating the cake and nobody, myself included, thought there was anything wrong with it but the dream became like Chivalry: Medieval Warfare and i abandoned the war to collect my tooth money but the tooth money was all a cover-up for the murder of the tooth lady's sister [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] clearly the only way to dispose of the body is by hiding a tooth in cake and telling everyone about it[/QUOTE] Directed by Michael Bay
Just got a call at my house and I heard the caller id and it sounded like "Ronald Weasley" and now I'm very confused.
[QUOTE=bitches;49461395]just had a dream that i was in a school room and we all had cake and whoever's cake had the human tooth in it would win $1,000,000 so we started eating the cake and nobody, myself included, thought there was anything wrong with it but the dream became like Chivalry: Medieval Warfare and i abandoned the war to collect my tooth money but the tooth money was all a cover-up for the murder of the tooth lady's sister [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] clearly the only way to dispose of the body is by hiding a tooth in cake and telling everyone about it[/QUOTE] I had a dream that I was late for work but I realised it was Saturday so it was ok
[QUOTE=bitches;49461395]just had a dream that i was in a school room and we all had cake and whoever's cake had the human tooth in it would win $1,000,000 so we started eating the cake and nobody, myself included, thought there was anything wrong with it but the dream became like Chivalry: Medieval Warfare and i abandoned the war to collect my tooth money but the tooth money was all a cover-up for the murder of the tooth lady's sister [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] clearly the only way to dispose of the body is by hiding a tooth in cake and telling everyone about it[/QUOTE] I miss having dreams but yours sound like more fun than mine ever were
i only have them if i have a full night of broken sleep gotta sleep for hours, wake up, and go back for awhile getting around 8 hours total
I had a dream last night that I saw the guy I crushed on in high school in a bookstore and by sheer coincidence, someone that also knew him (that I didn't know) ran up to him at the same time so I just ran away :v: Not even my dreams will let me get laid
you guys are micheal bay
Getting cockblocked in my dreams happens far too often, like damn life is shitty as it is I don't need it to ruin my dreams with my non-existent sex life too. Either the dream ends or it redirects to some like LSD trip :v:
I've only had a few dreams where I did naughty things with someone, surprisingly. Depends on how high my libido is. I always interpret them as my brain's way of telling me that the only place this would even be possible is in my dreams :v:
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