• Gay Chat V15
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[QUOTE=Ax3l;48924137]What[/QUOTE] I was making a bad joke about giving a middle eastern man a blowjob.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;48924233]I was making a bad joke about giving a middle eastern man a blowjob.[/QUOTE] Oh god, alright.
[QUOTE=Ax3l;48924264]Oh god, alright.[/QUOTE] I'm bored, don't judge me.
I hate it when you feel like you accomplished something and then you make a mistake and your entire family turns into a Def Jam comedy session audience. Just gonna go in my corner and shove reeses in my face
Moving in with my girlfriend on the 29th. ;u;
Snoberry you seemed to like that synthwave thingy so I made it downloadable for you but I can't post it as a visitor message why do you not have visitor messages if I can't shitpost there where do i shitpost
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;48924860]Moving in with my girlfriend on the 29th. ;u;[/QUOTE] Thats good news! Hope everything goes well and you two enjoy it~
Oh god someone's hand was bleeding and their blood touched my hand. Oh god oh god. I dont like blood. I was hyperventaliting and shaking until I finally washed my hands. I had to move to another register because of that.
[QUOTE=Vilusia;48925770]Oh god someone's hand was bleeding and their blood touched my hand. Oh god oh god. I dont like blood. I was hyperventaliting and shaking until I finally washed my hands. I had to move to another register because of that.[/QUOTE] My best friend in high school is terrified of blood, and he managed to give himself a really deep cut on his finger trying to build a bridge. He turned so damn white and looked (and apparently felt) like he was gonna pass out. What made it hilarious though is that this is the day that our senator visited, so in the back of a bunch of the publicist photos you see my friend holding his finger and staring at it, looking like he has seen a ghost and is gonna pass out. I still give him shit for it. Bloods never really bothered me, organs and stuff don't get me either. I've gotten to observe a mundane surgery and my parents medical textbook had plenty of no-holds-barred pictures too. I can understand the phobia though, and how terrifying it is.
Other people's blood certainly holds a bit more weight in the 'terrifying' department when you know that there's a chance of life-threatening diseases in there.
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;48926040]Other people's blood certainly holds a bit more weight in the 'terrifying' department when you know that there's a chance of life-threatening diseases in there.[/QUOTE] Im not terrified of blood at all. Only when someone's blood touches me do I freak out.
So I got an Email that my ISP is getting gigabit internet and 4k TV service in the spring. I already get 360mb/s and unlimited data, I can't even use it all. WOOO!
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;48927961]So I got an Email that my ISP is getting gigabit internet and 4k TV service in the spring. I already get 360mb/s and unlimited data, I can't even use it all. WOOO![/QUOTE] Gigabit is the best. When I have to move to some cheap apartment this summer for internships/job stuff I dunno if I'll survive the transition
Some places have 10 gigabit services now, and here I am getting 200kb/s dl speeds if im lucky.
Meanwhile I've got the fastest download you can feasibly get in this country (100mbit) with the fastest upload anyone offers (2mbit) :v:
Fuck man. I worked my last shift today at my theatre. 6 years there, and i still love it, and i still don't want to quit. I loved my shitty job with shitty pay shitty hours and shitty work. I brought in donuts for people since it was my last day and did the best job i could. A lot of people are really sad to see me go and the rest are freaking out because im leaving before two major movies and i was both top usher and top projectionist there. This new job is better and i should have left years ago but still i'm going to miss the place so god damned much i almost feel like shedding a tear. Before i left though, i went behind the Imax screen and signed my name. It's a thing we do for honored employees that management doesn't know about. Only employees that people really liked are allowed to sign it, we actually remove signatures of others who sign it anyway. Its the only screen we don't replace and theres only 2 other signatures on it. On to the future i guess....
Went out with my girl friend from work and one of her buddies to a bar in the area. Had a fun time. Played some pool, found a fantastic new cider (Woodchuck Gumption. Holy shit that stuff is amazing.) lots of innuendo, etc. Girl friend from work is very cuddly when drunk. This is great cause so am I. Platonic cuddles are great. :cat: Not drunk atm. Sobered up to drive home. Gonna watch TV just wanted to keep y'all in the loop.
[QUOTE=Viva;48928500]Fuck man. I worked my last shift today at my theatre. 6 years there, and i still love it, and i still don't want to quit. I loved my shitty job with shitty pay shitty hours and shitty work. I brought in donuts for people since it was my last day and did the best job i could. A lot of people are really sad to see me go and the rest are freaking out because im leaving before two major movies and i was both top usher and top projectionist there. This new job is better and i should have left years ago but still i'm going to miss the place so god damned much i almost feel like shedding a tear. Before i left though, i went behind the Imax screen and signed my name. It's a thing we do for honored employees that management doesn't know about. Only employees that people really liked are allowed to sign it, we actually remove signatures of others who sign it anyway. Its the only screen we don't replace and theres only 2 other signatures on it. On to the future i guess....[/QUOTE] Cheers mate, to better days. It's not easy to let go, but i'm sure you can manage fine. Best of luck mate.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;48928531]Went out with my girl friend from work and one of her buddies to a bar in the area. Had a fun time. Played some pool, found a fantastic new cider (Woodchuck Gumption. Holy shit that stuff is amazing.) lots of innuendo, etc. Girl friend from work is very cuddly when drunk. This is great cause so am I. Platonic cuddles are great. :cat: Not drunk atm. Sobered up to drive home. Gonna watch TV just wanted to keep y'all in the loop.[/QUOTE] It's been too long since I've had any cuddles at all, platonic or otherwise In other news, hey guys, I recently put up my first album on bandcamp, you can all check it out if you want Safromca.bandcamp.com It's free to download but if you want to help me buy food this week, you can also pay for it with money!
is it bad if i expected a rap mixtape
[QUOTE=Viva;48928500]Fuck man. I worked my last shift today at my theatre. 6 years there, and i still love it, and i still don't want to quit. I loved my shitty job with shitty pay shitty hours and shitty work. I brought in donuts for people since it was my last day and did the best job i could. A lot of people are really sad to see me go and the rest are freaking out because im leaving before two major movies and i was both top usher and top projectionist there. This new job is better and i should have left years ago but still i'm going to miss the place so god damned much i almost feel like shedding a tear. Before i left though, i went behind the Imax screen and signed my name. It's a thing we do for honored employees that management doesn't know about. Only employees that people really liked are allowed to sign it, we actually remove signatures of others who sign it anyway. Its the only screen we don't replace and theres only 2 other signatures on it. On to the future i guess....[/QUOTE] If I may ask, why did you decide to leave?
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;48931634]If I may ask, why did you decide to leave?[/QUOTE] IIRC he got a way better job offer.
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;48931634]If I may ask, why did you decide to leave?[/QUOTE] I mean, the time will always come sooner or later for everyone. Also hi I forgot about this place
Anyone else having an issue where Partfarty's quote of my post is blowing up that :cat: emoji to like 800x800px? [editline]18th October 2015[/editline] Muh automerge
well that was an experience. or it still is. I'm sitting in our fancy schmancy study room that I've posted [URL="http://i.imgur.com/tCpDdPz.jpg"]pics of before[/URL], when I notice out of the corner of my eye some queeny gay man walk in (going purely based on his appearance and how he walked at this point, sorry). He starts walking down the aisles and makes eye contact with me and sorta awkwardly holds it. When he sees the femme korean dude across from me he literally licks his godddamn lips and nods, then when he walks past me he cuts in from the aisle and starts heading towards the other side of the room. When behind me he just lightly hums an "mmmmm" and adds more of a sashay as he passes me and looks back. um. ok. I'm just going to intently stare at my intro to differential equations book and get back to work on studying for my first midterm this quarter. He did a few more loops on the other side and is now seated a few rows away looking my direction. hlep. [editline]18th October 2015[/editline] there are so many tourists in here today, watching all of them be so awed by this place is fun [editline]18th October 2015[/editline] the fact some of them don't respect the "this is the quietest study spot on campus" bit isn't as fun
what uni?
[QUOTE=elitehakor;48932273]what uni?[/QUOTE] UW Seattle
i really like big open areas for studying. my uni has a reading room in the main library that has a really high ceiling and the books in it are all from the soviet union. plus there are soviet posters might get pics next time im there
[QUOTE=paindoc;48932002]well that was an experience. or it still is. I'm sitting in our fancy schmancy study room that I've posted [URL="http://i.imgur.com/tCpDdPz.jpg"]pics of before[/URL], when I notice out of the corner of my eye some queeny gay man walk in (going purely based on his appearance and how he walked at this point, sorry). He starts walking down the aisles and makes eye contact with me and sorta awkwardly holds it. When he sees the femme korean dude across from me he literally licks his godddamn lips and nods, then when he walks past me he cuts in from the aisle and starts heading towards the other side of the room. When behind me he just lightly hums an "mmmmm" and adds more of a sashay as he passes me and looks back. um. ok. I'm just going to intently stare at my intro to differential equations book and get back to work on studying for my first midterm this quarter. He did a few more loops on the other side and is now seated a few rows away looking my direction. hlep. [editline]18th October 2015[/editline] there are so many tourists in here today, watching all of them be so awed by this place is fun [editline]18th October 2015[/editline] the fact some of them don't respect the "this is the quietest study spot on campus" bit isn't as fun[/QUOTE] Jealous for two reasons. One, I wish I could spend time in the great all Two, I wish someone would sashay their ass for me and make pleasurable hums when they see me
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;48932958]Jealous for two reasons. One, I wish I could spend time in the great all Two, I wish someone would sashay their ass for me and make pleasurable hums when they see me[/QUOTE] He was not attractive mate. and it was still a weirdly predatory look.
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