• Anti-Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat, she's at the hospital. :smith:
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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;31463220]A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Slim_Hel%C3%BA"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Slim_Helú[/URL] How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A duck walks into a bar. The owner looks to it and says "What the hell, how did a duck get in here" After the men in the bar manages to capture and release it, they have themselves a laugh over this strange event while enjoying their favorite beverages.
A blind man walks into a bar. Laughing at him would be cruel as he couldn't see the aluminum signpost to begin with.
yo mama is so fat she should seriously consider dieting or it may cause long term health problems
What did the taxi driver say when the mexican got in his car? Nothing, he drove to his destination.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?
What's bad? One wasp. What's worse than one wasp? Two wasps. What's worse than two wasps? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Three wasps [editline]1st August 2011[/editline] Oh woops they aren't meant to be funny, my bad.
[QUOTE=Mattyyyy;31465804]What's bad? One wasp. What's worse than one wasp? Two wasps. What's worse than two wasps? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Three wasps [editline]1st August 2011[/editline] Oh woops they aren't meant to be funny, my bad.[/QUOTE]Its ok, it wasn't that funny.
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "Why the long face?". The horse replied "My wife died".
A panda bear is eating at a restaurant. When the waiter comes with the bill he pays and leaves.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse completely ignores him, because it's a horse.
What is sleep? It's a death trial.
A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.
So a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Black man walk into a bar. What does the bartender say? [sp]What a fine example of how diverse and tolerant our community is![/sp]
So 3 guys walk into a bar. What does the bartender say? "Is this some kind of a joke or something?"
A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The mexican, because only one person can drive at a time.
What do you call a room full of 100 african descendants? A room full of nice people although it's slightly overcrowded and although that man in the corner is possibly he drunk he isn't getting on anyones nerves.
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks ''Why the long face?'' the horse replies ''My wife is dying of terminal cancer''. :(.
knock knock. who's there? it's me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It's dead in a battery farm. How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. PETA can't change shit. How long did it take for little johnny to realize what sex was? He didn't. He got hit by a bus when he was 2. [editline]1st August 2011[/editline] What do you call a black man having a wedding? A groom.
Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.
A Mexican walks into a bar.He's made plans to hang out with his friends at the bar for the night.
What did the man do when he found his wife in bed with his best friend? He kicked his friend out and filed for divorce.
These are fucking comedy gold when your stoned
[QUOTE=Logic Studio;31473624]These are fucking comedy gold when your stoned[/QUOTE] I thought I was the only one.
Q. How many dead babies can a tub hold? A. 17 Stephen hawking walks into a bar.
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