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Q. How many dead babies can a tub hold? A. 17 Stephen hawking walks into a bar.
[QUOTE=DustySheep;31474949]Q. How many dead babies can a tub hold? A. 17 Stephen hawking walks into a bar.[/QUOTE] Double Post? What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft. A man walks into a library and asks for to borrow a book. The Librarian asks the man if he has a library card. The man says no and leaves.
[QUOTE=Logic Studio;31473624]These are fucking comedy gold when your stoned[/QUOTE] or extremely tired I laugh at everything when I'm really tired.
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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender calls animal control to safely escort the horse outside.
What happened when bob went in to a local grocery store? He bought groceries.
There's a mexican, a black man, and an asian in a car. Who's driving? [sp]The mexican. He was the designated driver.[/sp] [editline]2nd August 2011[/editline] So an elephant walks into a bar. The elephant then proceeds to smash through the bar and kill 10 people while injuring 20 others. The elephant was put down an hour later after being found by Animal Control.
so i was fucking this guy in the ass last night and i noticed he had an erection so i said "are you gay or something"
A blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve. [sp]None please, she replied. I'll take it to go.[/sp]
Your mom is so ugly that when people see her, they walk by her and do their best to simply mind their business while they are secretly thinking about how odd she looks. [editline]2nd August 2011[/editline] You know what's the dumbest, most fun thing to do at a crowded Wal Mart? [sp]Nothing because it would be inappropriate to act disorderly in a public center.[/sp] [editline]2nd August 2011[/editline] A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.
So Tommy Wiseau walks into a bar. What does HE say to the bartender? [sp]ohai bartender[/sp]
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to get away from the drunken farmer that was killing all of its friends. He was the only one left.
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