• Your Last Recieved Text Message.
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"Love you g'night"
"Isn't humpty dumbty the most fucked up story you've ever heard?"- Kassie Lol so fucking true. Probably the most pessimistic story I've ever read, he was never put back together again :frown: [editline]01:38AM[/editline] "Be home in a minute, you want McD's for din?"- Kassie FUCK YEAH McD's! Nothin like being on a college diet!
In the word of my favorite comic: "If that didn't happen, [QUOTE=Javascript;16241515]well we need lessons in playing halo, so. we can pay in blowjobs don't text drunk people kids[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ExTek;16241662][img]http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3348/img0082.png[/img] :smug:[/QUOTE] and that didn't happen, then what did happen?!" -Mike Birbigliogrophy
"A caterpillar crawled into my pants b4 x x"
"gah cold. will you tell me a story ?? :3" stupid girl.
"I was just thinking about you."
Garret: Dude this really hot college girl likes me yaright. the kids a loser.
[B]From: Steve You're buying quiznoes today. [/B] No I'm not.
Are you ok?
"Yeh need to get down here mate tis genius bring sum Vodka xx" It wasn't intended for me :(
A random number sent me this one: "Hey this is Dhillon right? Wanna go out back and burn some? I just bought a good bag of kush." If you don't know much about drug slang, kush is a high grade type of weed. I also called the number that texted me and told them my neighbour is a cop and i sent the number to him. The guy actually believed me too it was pretty funny.
I'm on teh pooper atm
Sorry to bug you but do you still want to go to the beach?
"Everyone is looking at your boner"
"Ey dude, party at my place. you coming?"
"oic Tbh m8 me 2 afaik imho pmsroflmaool jk" I made the mistake of telling my friend I wasn't a fan of internet slang/acronyms. :argh:
"Oh yeah huh??!! XD ahahaha i remember now (:" I really don't like backward smiley faces...
How r u? WHERE R U?
"We were sat on the pier and someone said let's walk to the humber bridge. So we did. It took 2 hours :). And nah mate i'm in the bath (y)" Different chick texting me from the bath. What is this?
Seriously, ambershee, boink them if you haven't already.
"I just ate a cup of noodles." Received at [B]2 FUCKING AM[/B]
'Ah yeh sounds good. Ill text her. Xxx'
From: Thomas [quote]WTF! SHIT SHIT SHIT WEED WEED WEED I LIKE TO SMOKE WEED! PONNY (WTF NOW!!!)[/quote] A few minutes later: From: Thomas [quote]SEX SEX PUZZY PUZZY I LIKE THE VAG YUPP GO SUCK A FAT ONE! (wtf now!!!)[/quote] Now I remember why I stopped hanging out with this kid.
The GF: "I remembered to lock the door properly AND switch my screen off this time./Clap. Yay me! Love you baby Hope you're not too bored." I'm at work :crying:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16325174]Seriously, ambershee, boink them if you haven't already.[/QUOTE] I only read that one post of his, but... Are you saying boink them because they have baths? As in that's a positive point on their 'To smash or not to smash' charts? I always took it for granted that girls wash regularly... EDIT - As for mine; "Don't worry this is my final message :P I'll say goodbye now :( Apologies for bombarding you with these pointless texts :P I'll miss you! Have a great time with your cousin :) I love you so much :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" gf
You should read his other messages. He has some girl texting him in the bath and generally talking about naughty. Well, if I remember correctly this is true. A girl who keeps herself clean is always a plus, Dyvaith.
From: Christain "Sprucey said he's coming down to visit soon, maybe we could hang out?"
"Internet died D:"
Work sunday 2:00Loki
"no whered you hear that from? well im going to sleep can i text you in the morning? ok well night ps. no texting me bakc phones off. bye" From a friend who I might be tapping soon.
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