• Your Last Recieved Text Message.
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"Im in cunting jersey lol till tnursday x"
[img]http://i28.tinypic.com/2vlmed3.jpg[/img] :gizz: [editline]10:53PM[/editline] yes im too lazy to type it out
[QUOTE=K2cougar;16616560]:gizz: [editline]10:53PM[/editline] yes im too lazy to type it out[/QUOTE] I'll do that for you. "Son, do the dishes or I'll jizz all over your face!" -K2cougar's father.
"Nikki S: Damn =/ It is!"
"Yay :D love u toooo nerd :D" this slut that im banging basically.
"If i see u near my sister again, ima gona cut yer balls off"
[QUOTE=Morphology53;16617341]"If i see u near my sister again, ima gona cut yer balls off"[/QUOTE] Be careful. They might call the cops! [QUOTE=Dyvaith (page 2);15908330]"i will call the police if you don't leave my sister alone" from my friend. i've been trying to tap that shit for months i think i'm getting closer[/QUOTE]
"Dude im going to bed now fuck that nukka il txt you later"
"Message Delivered"
Ha too late mate. haha :)xx
10 mins.
Love you too xxx
"Haha"
"Encarta Encyclopedia 99 lol"
Rene: "my laptop crapped out and I don't know the password to yours..." Me: "I haven't set my lapop up with a guest accoun yet. Just use my desktops guest account."
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[quote=Text]I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT :V[/quote] he knows what i meant ;S
"I just found a candy called goatse"
[QUOTE=Predat0r;16263793]In the word of my favorite comic: "If that didn't happen, and that didn't happen, then what did happen?!" -Mike Birbigliogrophy[/QUOTE] If that didn't happen... Then who was phone?!
[QUOTE=Predat0r;16263793]In the word of my favorite comic: "If that didn't happen, and that didn't happen, then what did happen?!" -Mike Birbigliogrophy[/QUOTE] Oh god I love Mike Birbiglia.
"Fuck i forgot to take birth control pill, buy a morning after pill for Friday"... Score.:3:
"Fr:noreply@messages.myspace.com S:************** added a comment to your..." Myspace to Yahoo to phone notification.
":0) night" Nuff said.
Fram: CNN CNN Breaking New (1 of 2) Eunice Kennedy Shriver, sister of President Kennedy and champion of the disabled, has died, (cont) 6:39am 8/11/09
"Yo brah, I am back from the O tomorrow. Want to hang Thursady?" This is my l33t h4x0r friend from New York. He always spells Thursday that way too. The O is is name for New Jersey for some reason.
her:"Fine. Night" me: :/
"just woke up"
"Har han oxå comviq?"
Pcen er pakket vekk. Ny update?
"morning" And some stupid forwarded message before that. I haven't gotten any real texts in about 2 days now... oh well.
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