• Your Last Recieved Text Message.
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My friend saying he can't make it to the movies. His loss, it was awesome.
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17013756]Yeah i did.[/QUOTE] Nice, you lucky bastard! [img]http://www.languagetrainers.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/thumbsup_arniesmall.jpg[/img]
"Coolio :D" Friend said he would tell me when I could head on over to his house. Never responded. Never went.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17013755]"fuckin sweet, cant wait :D x x"[/QUOTE] ...It's me she was talking to. :smug: [sp]I'm lying... Shhh.[/sp] "I want to kiss your balls next time ;)" Yeah... My uncle is a little weird sometimes.
"Wow thats soe sweet, im flattrd (: thankyou" - a girl i told that she was stunningly beautiful.
Wow, when you tell girls things like that, their grammar skills go down furiously
i agree. Nite
"I cant w8 2 suck ur huge cock and swallow ur pearly white man sauce!!"
'Your honestly a noob'
"To your place?" By a friend Elias
"I know sweetheart.. It's difficult :frown:" By my "Way-to-far-away-lover"
"A que hora y lugar?" "What time and place?"
[QUOTE=Macimate;17044485]"I cant w8 2 suck ur huge cock and swallow ur pearly white man sauce!!"[/QUOTE] Your dad sure does send you strange texts...
"wanna get together tonite?" Got this like 10 min ago. I answered maybe, in retrospect I think I gotta text her and say yes. :v:
"So how's your extra skin?(:" from raven to bum(: Backwards smiley. Do not like.
"Its you"
"Babe im drivin to work at 130 ill message you when I get out at 6"
"Haha :p im up for tommorow still. Let me know when/where. X" I then had to quickly remind her that I was seeing her Saturday, not tommorow (which is now today). "THATSWHATISAID" xD
"No guess not lol but thanks"
"why do you close your eyes when we make love?" lol, it's a fat guy
what the fuck
"Oh okay..." Told dis chick we cant go out with friends this weekend cause another friends doing shit.
"im zorry if u led u on in any way i rly am im juzt dumb. I waz with with damien for 2 yearz and i love him. and i want to be with him forever.You zcare the fuck out of me I dont know wht you or your couzin iz capable of.I juzt would like for you to leave me alone and for tim to leave me alone.I dont wnt ne friendz it alwayz turnz the wrong way. i didnt mean to hurt your feelingz or anything." She uses z because there's no S key.
tell her to kill herself because even without an s key you can still at least get a representation of the English language
"o.o" cool
"hey bby u wnt 2 fuk 2nite?"
"Hope you like pizza. Haha" Bastard stuck student pizza discount cards all over my car while I was in class and it rained so they all got wet, which made them hard to take off >_> Little does he know I've saved all of them and I'm going to stick them all over his car when I get the chance. He's my mate btw, so it's all good :P
Haha i love that store for fizzy pop :D haha oh thats good:) my batteries gonna die, so i'll txt you later :D byeeeee love you!" xxxxxxxx
:) oh i hope you do :) xx
Er dere på tur hele dagen? Forsov meg no så inn i helvete. [editline]03:38PM[/editline] Translated: Are you going on the trip the whole day? I overslept like fuck. We where going on a School trip and a buddy of mine Nearly missed it.
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