[QUOTE=Nori;17118996]"hey bby u wnt 2 fuk 2nite?"[/QUOTE]
lol ok
"wiped on mimiron p4 9k health each part closest yet, callin it a night"
My last text message was my Dad texting me my social security number for the DMV. I ain't posting that shit.
"It was Poopaper."
"Oh ok :) i've been thinking about that game all day!"
A female friend asking about a flash game. :p
Why did he say that
"So are we gonna get some hot coffee after tonight? :-)"
:D :D :D
Got an email notification from Target that I didn't get accepted for a job position.
Oh yeah, well I don't need your job position because I got accepted to Ralphs a few days ago! Hell yeah!
"Lol o dear sah! It's not over untill it's over though :)"
"Don't tell people at work you went to 6 flags"
"I dare you to say that to my face."
"If ur wilin to put up wid sum1 who looks lyk theyve taken speed"
"ty for coming over i had a lot of fun"
"do you want me to bring you back some ribs from this bbq?"
my response: "ummm yahhhh"
"Cab. Outside"
Surprisingly not talking about a Yellow one.
Was looking for the peanuts we keep around to feed the squirrels. :D
"Dinner's still on right? Have you and Natasha left yet?"
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;17190570]"Dinner's still on right? Have you and Natasha left yet?"[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/heavy_natasha1.jpg[/img]
"which si tommorow"
"Fuck yeah"
My friend gave a hobo a hamburger and thought it was the most awesome thing ever :cool:
"Wtf"
"Hi, pls forward me the daily refugee reports"
"nada im getting my septum pierced tomorrow"
Talking to a girl i haven't talked to in awhile.
[QUOTE=Chichen;17190580][img]http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/heavy_natasha1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
haha fucking awesome.
Give this man funnies.
'Hey love,how are you?'
My girlfriend who lives in America.
"thanks for yesterday :)"
it wasn't sex it was a date
from yesterday
"I'll be right over."
(from a girl :quagmire:)
Dortes sko. U like
"Dorte's shoes. U like"
Or teacher had the ugliest shoes on today
"Sweet that would be awesomeness"
"Haha u suck!u cud b watchin fei comodo rite now!wm x"
I'll post my last two because of their similarity.
Marta - "while garrett's on house arrest i can replace him as your best friendddd(: that means we hang out after school and go to burger kinggggggggggggg then maybeeeeeeee my houseee
Stephanie- wanna chill tommorow aftr school?
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