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From: Sebastian
I'm fucking your mom right now.
"How the hell did you get my number? I'm fucking calling the police you fucking sick stalker".
:downs:
"What's up"
"What are you doing?"
[QUOTE=articpenguin;17303703]From: Emily
sara says you got to go with her to the bank and she will buy you burger king after[/QUOTE]
go to the bank then get BK
FAIR DEAL!!!1
[editline]06:54PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17288975]I don't wanna![/QUOTE]
slap that bitch and tell her to do the damn laundry
"Hehe me too. See you tomorrow xX" from Katey
Girlfriend:
Jah (:
A freind Called Jacob: My Fellow gears. I.HAVE.A.BOOOOOOONER!!!
No Kidding.. Really!
:wcc:
"Go die in a ditch, i hate you, and everyone else does too."
Lol it got to 130 and popped in like 30 seconds
[QUOTE=shknbk;17363614]Lol it got to 130 and popped in like 30 seconds[/QUOTE]
your mom telling you about the first time she had sex
Happy 18 bday dan!!!
Never mind about the cycling then. Me and some friends will be bunning a bit later if you want to join? Let me know man, your company is always enjoyable. X
"what are you up to?"
From my best friend Liam.
From: Arnold, Vincent
Yea.
From: Damian T.
Ok, but bring me some of your games, especially racing ones.
Translated.
From: Mike F
well i can sell you the tuner for £10 if you hand me a few picks
From: Dad
Did you put bacon in the soap?
"dude, which taco bell are we going to?"
Come over bout 8 tonight 4 the party if u like and me and dave think its fine 4 u 2 bring female friends :P
From: Lisa (Hot scene girl)
"You still awake?"
Never texted her back.
From: Jamie (An idiot)
"i just saw ur grandma doing dognuts in the middle of an old peoples home, in a smart car"
11:17am
My Gran is dead.
From: Sebastian
Eat him dead.
Sitting in Järna waiting for the bus. Will be home around half past four. :)
Except in Swedish, from my mom.
From: Emma
no hes just going in now
From: Unknown number :ohdear:
"I'm going to fucking murder you for that"
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yea, thats right. i never text.
From:brother
"maggots are nutritious and delicious."
I called him a maggot... he always would call me a maggot when was young.
hes like a modern day solider from tf2.
MAGGOT!
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