From: Narj
dude im stuck on it just link me the cheats on msn wehn i get back
From: Krystal
What does "tap that" mean?
"hey gorgeous lol whats up?" from michelle
i just talked to them x
From: Emma F
hehe, okay then <3
Maby not related, but funny.
I was just at the store, and when i got out there was a pretty big guy standing outside on the phone with someone, he was very clear about what he wanted. He said, and i quote "I'm going to suck your dick so hard, delicious slime everywhere"
I am now left with a mental scar that will never ever fade.
"Hurry home i'm not going out any more :3 also 1 text left after this :p x"
"Okay, I am drunk and I thought I'd ering you, live you lots XXXXXXXX xxx"
I wonder if they really live me.
This is my last recived text
"you are sending messages to a 52 year old woman from Oslo mao wrong number, check that you send to the right cell next time! Jane"
apparently i have been texting and old woman instead of my girlfriend the last two days...she must be so creeped out by that picture...
Aw come on, it's just round the corner! We needs your brainnns! In a non zombie kind of way! Pleaaase?
- Hezzy RE: pub quiz
Get the Zune HD instead. So much cooler.
- Dawid
OH WOW
"she's a guy"
"Joe"
"I'm not sure but probably 27PLN."
"Lol i'm still out x"
My boyfriend Eddy: Lol then eat i think you should look up mw2 stuff :) idy why i like making my self excited :D
Talking about Modern Warfare 2. Lol.
"Go for it!"
No seriously, i sendt and old lady a picture of my girlfriend sitting on my lap, while we made orgasm faces.
I can't stop thinking about it...
From:Mike
---Message-----
U drinking
2nite?
------End-------
"Im 15 so all good."
Girl from a party the other night. MEGA Jailbait.
"man this rawrrr is tyring to show off to a bunch of people on the internet" - Beth
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17433244]"Im 15 so all good."
Girl from a party the other night. MEGA Jailbait.[/QUOTE]
the fuck is it with you and jailbait jesus christ
every other post you make you mention how you fucked an underage girl
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17433268]the fuck is it with you and jailbait jesus christ
every other post you make you mention how you fucked an underage girl[/QUOTE]
Me makes up stories about talking to underage girls because he thinks it makes him look like a player.
Protip: It makes you look like you have downs.
"We all have to have geek ties for school photos :( X "
"dnt you dare spike my drink, you have to get me turned on yourself x"
my friend offered to get me viagra (he said he wasnt implying anything, he just says its a lot better with), and we all know the effects of viagra on women...
but mehh that text was most likely a serious one, and i duno if im ready or not :saddowns:
i should make a thread about this...
I just gave jess your number by the way.
God damnit...
"who the fuck are you"
"K"
It was from a friend, he doesn't really like texting.
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