• Your Last Recieved Text Message.
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I'll be there in like 10. From a friend who I waited 24 minutes for yesterday.
"Probably. i see right through you, chris. hey, i gotta go to bed. the invitational's in 3 days and i have to make top 30 overal in my division. night." :ohdear:
Somethin i wanted to do today but your parents made me too nervous
"Where the fuck are you, you idiot? Come here quick." I was on a cafe with friends and another friend who was in another cafe was dissing me because of it...
"Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cigarette out of the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough..........Grandma's fingering herself again!" I got that one from my dad.
[QUOTE=Seth2492;17718830]How the hell do you people get spam on your cellphones? Oh yeah, and I still have the messages I got from one of the "Post your cell number" threads. Rizzo you sexy whore. [B]Edit:[/B] And no I didn't keep them to be creepy...[/QUOTE] OMG where is that thread do want.
"Your phone time has ended. Please repurchase. 21/9/2005"
hey sexh wanna do the same thing as yestoday?
Lewis: i fap sometimes then just sit there for ages :q:
"Was machst Du heute Abend?x"
"If you do not send this to 5 other people Kimberly will kill you in your sleep blah blah blah..." She drown in a lake 4 years ago, why this text message in such bad taste is going around... no idea... it makes me :comeback:.
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;17714243]The third wheel D:?[/QUOTE] yeah, but it turned out ok, her new bf is nicer than the other one :D
"shit - i get monitored..."
"Nice, i'm bowling in blender"
"It'll be about 7 i think. Stu"
":D wouldn't be too difficult as I'm already half way there ;) Haha you're awesome :p xx"
"was it good?" referring to my recent trip the cheesecake factory earlier tonight. mmm.
:) i sat on a baby :) just kidding
"Lol. yeah" from my boyfriend. :B
wat did u get for question 34 on math???
"You now have £0.9pence in your top up account" MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! :suicide:
My cousin sent me a picture of his poop.
"Oh thanks i didnt know that" Told my bro you could buy FF VII music on iTunes.
"kristi's crushing on chris ahahahahahahahahaahahaha"
[QUOTE=Metaphysix;17724376]"Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cigarette out of the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough..........Grandma's fingering herself again!" I got that one from my dad.[/QUOTE] Hahah that's funny. I can't imagine my dad ever joking around with me like that!
"Get on Uncharted 2, we have to beat the Co-op on Normal Mofo. Let's play'
"Oh that's definitely okay :p listen babe i'm falling asleep now, and coming down on meds. Have a lush time tomorrow, i'm gonna go sleep, night night xx" :buddy:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17771517]"Oh that's definitely okay :p listen babe i'm falling asleep now, and coming down on meds. Have a lush time tomorrow, i'm gonna go sleep, night night xx" :buddy:[/QUOTE] you finally have a girl friend, dcalde?
Nope. [editline]10:02AM[/editline] :smug:
"holy fuck some chick just feinted in science. 1 sec taking pics" what
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